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If love lasts for a long time, they can only stay together day and night.

01

"Tenderness is like water, good times are like dreams, and I can't bear to look at the Magpie Bridge on the way home. If our love lasts for a long time, how can we stay together day and night." Xu Nuo read from the Northern Song Dynasty. The poet Qin Guan wrote the song "Magpie Bridge Immortal". He thought to himself: If it is really like what the poet said, then the separation between him and Song Xiaoyu may be only temporary. He couldn't help but reveal a smile at the corner of his mouth, and then looked up towards the direction of the liberal arts building. go.

The promise at this time was a student from J City High School. He had just entered his second year of high school and studied science. Just a month ago, he was still struggling with whether he should enroll in liberal arts or science. In fact, everyone Everyone knows that a top student like Xu Nuo in mathematics and chemistry will naturally enroll in science.

But Xu Nuo hesitated, and the reason for his hesitation was: Song Xiaoyu signed up for liberal arts.

In the first year of high school, Xu Nuo and Song Xiaoyu were at the same table. On the day Xu Nuo reported to high school, the teacher called out Xu Nuo's name. Just when Xu Nuo was about to answer "arrive", she only heard laughter below. , Xunuo turned around and saw Song Xiaoyu sitting there unable to help laughing. While laughing, he said, "Hahaha, Xunuo, what did you promise?"

Xunuo's face turned red with anger. At this time, Song Xiaoyu realized her rudeness, smiled and apologized: I'm sorry, I just couldn't bear it anymore...

God always likes to joke with mortals. After the first exam, When the seats began to be rotated, the head teacher actually arranged Xu Nuo and Song Xiaoyu together based on the principle of "one good student leads one poor student".

Song Xiaoyu carefully sat next to Xu Nuo while holding her schoolbag, and whispered: Don't worry, I won't disturb your study. Xu Nuo looked at her with contempt.

Once in a math class, Song Xiaoyu was reading a novel hidden under the math textbook. Maybe the plot in the novel was too attractive. The math teacher called Song Xiaoyu to answer how to solve the equation. , Song Xiaoyu didn't hear, the teacher called Song Xiaoyu's name again, but Song Xiaoyu was still indifferent, then Xu Nuo touched her gently with his arm, Song Xiaoyu moved to the side, Xu Nuo touched her again , at this time Song Xiaoyu suddenly turned around and said: Xu Nuo, you have to push the envelope, right?

Xu Nuo looked at her in surprise, and the whole class was silent. Of course the result was obvious, Song Xiaoyu was punished to stand outside the door for one class.

Later, Song Xiaoyu knew that she had wronged Xu Nuo, so she brought an egg when she came back from dinner, and then handed it to Xu Nuo: Now, even if I apologize to you.

Xu Nuo turned his head and looked at her while sitting in his seat: What?

Song Xiaoyu said: I wrongly blamed you last time, so this is my apology.

Xu Nuo lowered his head and continued to do his homework, and said "No need."

When Song Xiaoyu saw Xu Nuo's arrogant attitude, she became angry and suddenly The egg hits the promised desk: You have to have it even if you don’t want it!

Xu Nuo said with a smile: Can I discuss something with you?

Song Xiaoyu said: What are we discussing?

Promise: Can you learn to be gentler in the future and not be so manly, hey hey hey...

The egg has been held in Song Xiaoyu's hand, pinching it Broken.

02

Maybe the math teacher complained to the class teacher. As the saying goes, "the world is as dark as crows", Song Xiaoyu still understands it. At this time, she is standing in the office , having been trained by the head teacher for about half an hour, she prayed in her heart: End this conversation quickly!

Finally the head teacher said the last words: That’s it for today, I hope there won’t be a next time!

Song Xiaoyu kept nodding as if hearing a pardon for a capital crime. When he was about to go back to the classroom, the head teacher said again: Go back and ask Xu Nuo to come find me.

Song Xiaoyu returned to his seat angrily, and then said to Xu Nuo who was studying on his own: The head teacher asked you to come over.

Xu Nuo said "Oh" and went to the office.

"Xi Nuo, do you know why I arranged for our class to sit like this?" The head teacher looked serious.

"Because, because you want the overall grades of our class to go up," Xu Nuo said in a low voice.

"Well, that's right. The reason why I arranged for Song Xiaoyu to be your deskmate is because I want you to take her to study together and improve her grades, so don't Disappoint the teacher..." The teacher looked at Xu Nuo with expectant eyes.

"I understand, teacher" Xu promised.

From then on, every time Song Xiaoyu read extracurricular books during class, Xu Nuo would remind her with her arms. After the lesson learned last time, Song Xiaoyu no longer dared to read novels so engrossed anymore. Coupled with the promised endless "harassment", Song Xiaoyu simply stopped watching.

Xu Nuo was secretly happy that his plan had succeeded. Little did they know that Song Xiaoyu actually used delicious food to persuade Xu Nuo to surrender. Xu Nuo said, "You like eating so much. In this way, as long as you learn all the exercises I teach you, I will give you food so that you don't have to go back and forth to the cafeteria."

Song Xiaoyu thought to herself: The distance between the classroom and the canteen is so far, and we have to wait in such a long queue every time to eat. This saves us time. To say the least, learning is a good thing after all. , so he agreed to her.

Xu Nuo smiled and said: That’s right!

After a long time, Song Xiaoyu came to his senses again: Hey~ I wanted to conquer you with delicious food, how could I be conquered by you? !

03

From then on, Xu Nuo made two meals at a time and came back to eat with Song Xiaoyu. Xu Nuo didn't like eating kelp, so Song Xiaoyu put all the kelp into her lunch box, and while returning it, she said: "I am serving the people, do you understand?"

Xunuo smiled helplessly. For a moment, Xunuo looked at Song Xiaoyu eating and felt that she was actually quite cute. He's not stupid either, he can learn many things instantly, but he's just a little lazy.

Accompanied by the school bells ringing for class and get out of class, the two of them spent a semester together, and Song Xiaoyu's grades also improved. It will be the second year of high school soon, and the teacher announced that next week the list of people who will study liberal arts and science will be compiled, so that the students can think about it by themselves and discuss it with their families.

Xu Nuo asked Song Xiaoyu: Xiaoyu, are you going to apply for liberal arts or science?

Song Xiaoyu thought for a while and replied: I'd better apply for liberal arts, after all, chemical formulas are so difficult to memorize.

Xu Nuo did not continue, just thinking about what he should report. In fact, the answer to this question is obvious. Considering that he is top-notch in mathematics and chemistry, as well as his own logical ability, of course he should apply for science. But he hesitated. It wasn't until a month later that Xu Nuo understood the reason for his hesitation. He actually fell in love with Song Xiaoyu.

During the countless recesses when Song Xiaoyu told Xu Nuo funny jokes, during the countless self-study sessions when Song Xiaoyu listened attentively to his explanation of math problems, and during the countless evenings when they ate together , maybe it was one of those times that Xu Nuo fell in love with this real girl.

Now Xu Nuo is looking at the sentence in the book, "If love lasts for a long time, how can we stay together day and night?", thinking that he and Song Xiaoyu will be admitted to the same university in the future. When the time comes, he can tell Song Xiaoyu: I like you.

04

The courses studied in high school are more intense than before. Xu Nuo and Song Xiaoyu are in different teaching buildings. They rarely see each other. Xu Nuo occasionally goes to see her. Song Xiaoyu then joked: Without my guidance, my academic performance will have declined.

Song Xiaoyu would say "cut" and then take out the last exam paper to prove that she had made progress than before.

The years passed silently overhead, with white clouds and dark clouds. When the dark clouds were dense, a greeting or a word of affirmation from the young people to each other would make the whole sky clear up in an instant, and the whole sky would clear up in an instant. At that age, whether it is pure friendship or love, it is so simple and beautiful.

He took the college entrance examination the next year and was admitted to a university in Beijing. However, Song Xiaoyu was transferred to a second-tier college in the south because of her low scores. At that moment, her fate was determined. was rewritten with a different ending.

Xu Nuo stood on the playground of the school and said goodbye to Song Xiaoyu for the last time. They talked a lot that day, but in the end Xu Nuo didn't even say to Song Xiaoyu: I like you.

The next day Xu Nuo was sitting on the plane flying to Beijing, holding a pen in his hand and writing in his diary:

Time has divided us into two types, one is One is the way it was before, and the other is the way it is now. I still remember the first time I met you. You asked me, my name is Xu Nuo, so what do I promise?

I think, after all, I can't promise you anything. Because after a long time, I don’t know what we will become?

I just want to say something suddenly, if the love lasts for a long time, it can only be between day and night.