Funny dialogue (script) A short story about common fruits in life (small objects are also acceptable)

One day, the apple said to people, "Bite me, bite me." Everyone was surprised and asked, "Why?" Apple said, "I don't want to be mixed up in the fruit industry." Then everyone bit him. Then Apple said happily: I can finally get mixed up in the it field.

One day, grandpa bought a grapefruit from other places. Mom and menstruation shouted happily, "Wow! There are such big oranges! " Grandpa explained, "This is not an orange, but a grapefruit." They don't want to eat grapefruit because it was brought back from other places after all. Because grapefruit has been stored for a long time and its water has evaporated, it has become like a "big cotton ball". Menstruation and his mother hit grapefruit as an ordinary ball as soon as she got home. Finally, they said, "grapefruit is not delicious, but it's fun."