I want to give my teacher a long joke as a birthday present!

One day, Americans, French and China were walking in the desert and they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man floated out.

The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" " "

Americans first said, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money."

The fairy said, "it's very simple, it satisfies you!" Tell me about the second wish. "

The American said, "I want a lot of money!" " "

After the fairy fulfilled her wish, the American spoke his third wish:

"Take me home!"

The fairy said, "No problem."

So Americans go home with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Frenchman again.

The Frenchman said, "I want beautiful women!" " "

The fairy gave him a beautiful woman.

The Frenchman said, "I want more beautiful women!" " "

The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman.

The Frenchman finally said, "Take me home."

The fairy sent the French home and asked the people of China what they wanted.

China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is.

China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou!"

The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

China said, "I miss Americans and French. Please bring them back. "

Americans and French are very popular, but they are helpless, so they have to go on.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person came out.

The man said, "I was a disciple of the immortal just now, and my magic is not as strong as his. I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you."

Americans and French think it's better to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later. So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy realized his wish.

Americans and French urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible.

After drinking Erguotou, China people said to the immortal unhurriedly, "All right, it's all right, you go."

Americans and French continue to trudge angrily with China.

Walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out.

The man said, "I am the apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only grant each of you one wish."

The American quickly said, "I never want to see that China person again."

The fairy said, "All right."

Then the fairy turned to the Frenchman and asked, "What about yours?"

The Englishman quickly said, "I don't want to see that China either."

The fairy said, "All right."

Then the fairy turned and asked the China people, "What about yours?"

China people said, "What they said doesn't count."

So the Americans and the French gritted their teeth and followed China.

Walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out.

The man said, "I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy the three of you two wishes."

The Americans and the French whispered in unison, "What did China say?"

The man said, "All right."

So the man turned to China and asked, "What are you trying to say?"

China people said, "Let them all go home and don't suffer with me."