What jokes make you laugh for a second?

First, there is a neighbor. The man is honest and his wife is a woman. I came to visit one night, and it happened that I had a friend, so three people got together to fight the landlord. At ten o'clock, his wife came over and said, honey, I miss my children. He was puzzled and said, we don't have children. Half an hour later, the woman said she missed children again, and the man said we didn't have children. The woman is furious: I know no children are still fighting landlords here!

Second, after going to the toilet, I found that there was no paper, and only my three-year-old daughter was playing in the living room. So I yelled at my daughter to hand in the toilet paper. The daughter readily agreed. I deeply believe that raising a child is really useful, and it can save you from the toilet without toilet paper at the critical moment. After waiting for a century, my daughter came back and handed me a piece of coated paper that was not as big as her palm.

Thirdly, I sleep with my daughter at night, and there is a story book of Snow White beside my bed. I picked it up and prepared to tell my daughter a story: "Baby, you will be Snow White in the future!" " "Then I opened the first page and began to read:" Snow White lost her mother when she was young. "Suddenly saw my wife a face of black, a face of fierce. Honey, I really don't have that idea. Don't fight! Don't fight!

Fourth, our math teacher is rich. Once I went to his home to make up lessons, I saw that his home was beautifully decorated, but there was a bottle of soy sauce on the classic wine rack. I asked curiously, teacher, what is this bottle of soy sauce? The teacher said simply that it was a warning to you. From now on, you should study hard and don't pretend to be this bottle of soy sauce! I'll go!

The baby asked to buy goldfish yesterday, and brought it to the teacher today. As a result, this morning, the fish died before it was given to the teacher and had to be bought again. Xiong Haizi told Xiaoyu all the way: You must wait until you see the teacher before you die!