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A Classic Sentence in Salute to Stephen Chow, First Girl Rushs.
Zhou Yu: The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find shredded pork-in the canteen. Economic and trade poetry club, sincerely call new members, pass by, don't miss it. Despicability is the passport of the noble, and nobility is the epitaph of the despicable. Why do I often cry? Because I deeply love the mala Tang in No.7 canteen.
Huang Gai: I really haven't played CS Shuang.
Instructor Li: What s?
Huang Gai: You don't even know CS? Where's little S? This question is too profound. . .
Xiao Qiao: I think I used to be handsome.
There has always been a legend about me in the Jianghu.
Joe turned around and frowned.
Joe turned to the Millennium dumb roar.
Xiao Qiao returned to Yang Guo and fell in love with Li Mochou.
Xiao Qiao went back to Tai Sen to play table tennis.
Xiao Qiao's five monks have gone soft since then.
Huang Gai (gentle tone): Kindness depends on your appearance, temperament, demeanor, figure and nose. You are simply the favor of the creator, the miracle created by God, and the sister Lin in the mountains-
Huang Gai: When I lie in bed, my white skirt is in the closet, my white sheets are under me, when I lie in bed, my white wall is around me, and when I lie in bed, the ceiling is my white youth. My sadness comes from it, in the bed where I am lying. Oh, I'm expecting, I'm praying, my love, my love.
Zhuge Bing: Do you think you can't find it if you cover it up? It's no use! An excellent person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where you are. Your melancholy eyes, straight nose, strange smile, and the book that covered your forehead all fascinated me deeply.
Wei Yan (OS): Yes, Taishi Ci of Gudu University of Economics and Business threw the javelin in his hand. Taishi Ci threw away, threw away, threw away, Taishi Ci made achievements, and Taishi Ci made achievements! Don't give any opportunities to other schools. Her javelin is flying into the vast sky at lightning speed.
Wei Yan (OS): Taishi Ci of the Great Ancient Capital University of Economics and Business! She inherited the glorious tradition of the ancient capital University of Economics and Business. Gan Ning, Zhou Tai and Sun Ce are possessed by souls at this moment, and Taishi Ci represents the long history and tradition of the ancient capital University of Economics and Business. At this moment, she is not fighting alone, she is not alone!
Wei Yan (OS): Referee, waiting for the javelin to fall, he is waiting for the eyes and expectations that the ancient capital has never had a record broken for hundreds of years. Taishi Ci once threw 73.255 meters in training. The referee should be well aware of this. Is he ready to smile at this javelin that is about to break the record? /kloc-What will his expression be in 0/0 seconds?
Wei Yan (OS): Javelin is still flying, Javelin is still flying, not falling, not falling, the record will be born soon, Taishi Ci of the great ancient capital University of Economics and Business! Happy birthday to President Wu Guotai today! Long live Gudu University of Economics and Business!
Wei Yan (OS): Ah, javelin, javelin, Taishi Ci's javelin flew out of the stadium. This throw is an absolute theoretical world record. Will it fly to distant Siberia? Ah, an ambulance. Call an ambulance.
Sun Quan (OS): The javelin thrown by Taishi Ci finally plunged into an old man walking in the street, and the referee's decision was invalid.
Cao Cao: Barbecued pork bun, I want to make you into a barbecued pork bun. Your pig head looks like a barbecued pork bun that just came out of the cage. There are also lotus seed buns, pork buns, potato buns, bean paste buns and various Cantonese buns. If you don't like making barbecued pork buns, there are all kinds of steamed buns in Shanghai. Let me tell you, there are fried buns, large meat buns, fried buns, vegetable buns and meat buns. Xiaoji, what kind of steamed buns do you like to make? What kind of steamed buns do you like to make? (with photo 7)
The teacher knocked on the blackboard: this problem is related to inflation. Students, why not choose A? Yes, because A is wrong. Why not choose B, yes, because B is wrong; Why not choose C? Yes, because C is wrong. So what should I choose for this question?
Cai Wenji: No culture! Why not? Have you seen the secret love of Peach Blossom Garden? Secret Love of Peach Blossom Garden is a mixture of two plays. This is very successful. If they can arrange it, so can we. Art has no borders, mix and match to catch up with the trend! I just want to pursue this effect, straw sandals with diamonds, potatoes with red wine, tea with soy sauce, and black rice steamed bread with sauerkraut!
Sun Shangxiang: I said, it's not difficult to pick up girls, is it? Girls need coaxing. When she scolds you, you should say that you are thirsty. Drink water? When she hit you, did you say it hurt? Honey, she said it was my problem. Don't worry, she must think you have a problem. She said it was your problem. Don't worry, it's definitely not her problem. If she doesn't say anything in the end, don't think it's all right. Then wait for you to speak for her! When she is weak, you should be strong. When she is strong, you should be tough. When she is tough, you should be detached. When she is detached, you should be natural. When she is natural, you should be deep. When she is deep, you should be passionate. It is not easy for her to be passionate. You should cooperate quickly. You usually prepare a vow of eternal love and do not hesitate to upload it in batches!
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