Who is it? Tell a joke. Tell me

After two years with my girlfriend, our parents finally approved of our relationship. So, we decided to get a marriage certificate.

It was a very enthusiastic young man who applied for the certificate for us. He said modestly to us, "Today is my first day at work. Please comment on my work. "

My wife and I pressed the "very satisfied" button on the evaluator. The young man was very happy and said to us, "Thank you. Welcome to come again next time."

Shorter and shorter

On the dance floor, a man dances with a strange girl.

The man asked, "You are really a magical person. Dancing with you, I think the dance music is getting shorter and shorter. "

The girl replied, "What's so strange about this? The conductor is my fiance. "

Doctors know more.

A man was hit by a car in the street. At the hospital, his wife said to the doctor, "I think he is badly hurt." '

"I'm afraid he's dead." The doctor replied.

Hearing this, the injured man shook his head and said, "I'm not dead, I'm still alive."

"Be quiet," said the wife. "The doctor knows more than you."

Pay new year's call

After teaching my 4-year-old daughter a few two-part allegorical sayings, I looked for opportunities to test her memory and comprehension.

On this day, I asked, "Baby, what is the second half of' The weasel pays a New Year call to the chicken'?"

The daughter blinked and said, "Is it' chicken being an official'?"

Sms cheater

I received a text message yesterday saying that I won the grand prize and asked me to remit the handling fee to a number as soon as possible. Half an hour later, I replied casually: "5000 yuan has been deposited, please check it."

I received a reply at noon today: "I have been to the bank three times and haven't received your money, you liar."