A cold joke about Mid-Autumn Festival

A couple bought moon cakes and ate them together. Girls ate 3/7 and boys ate 4/7. There are more boys than girls, 4.5 yuan. How much is this moon cake? . .

It is said that the answer to diaosi is 3 1.5, and the answer to non-diaosi is 4.5.

Yesterday, a friend brought a box of moon cakes to his mother-in-law. When my mother-in-law saw that it was two years overdue, she said unhurriedly, have you been cheated by unscrupulous merchants?

My friend calmly replied: You gave it to me last year.

Mother-in-law unhurriedly replied: Don't worry, I will take good care of it!

Dad just called and asked me what to bring home for Mid-Autumn Festival. I said, "I bought Wuren moon cakes ..."

Dad: "You buy six people, and your brother-in-law will come!" " "

During the Mid-Autumn Festival, the company distributed moon cakes. At noon, my colleague ate a piece of moon cake, then played poker, and lost at noon. . .

When I saw the mooncake box after work at night, I shouted angrily, "No wonder I didn't win the prize at noon. This moon cake is crisp. "

6. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Father and son are making moon cakes together.

As soon as the son learned to cook, he asked his father, "Dad, what stuffing should I use?"

Dad wiped his sweat and said, "Whatever ~"

My son happened to see the cat at home taking a shit and secretly put it in.

That night, the father picked out his son's moon cakes to eat, and while eating, he really tasted them. He asked his son, "What kind of stuffing is used?"

The son said, "Use cat poop."

Dad just finished eating moon cakes at this time.