Play your lines.

Ma is a famous performing artist deeply loved by the people. He has many works, among which teasing you is a classic joke. Teasing you with lines is also widely spread because of its cleverness. Let's take a look at the lines of "cross talk to tease you" that I specially arranged for you.

Chinese name: teasing you.

Type: Crosstalk

Author: Ma

Language: Tianjin dialect

Play your lines.

Mom: "honey, mom is busy. Where are the clothes hanging outside?" Don't let anyone steal it. If you need anything, call me. "

Baby: "Hmm."

A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?"

Baby: "5 years old."

Thief: "What's your name?"

Baby: "My name is Xiaohu."

Thief: "Do you know me?"

Baby: "No."

Thief: "Let's play together. My name is Doby. I'm teasing you. You call me, call me. "

Baby: "I'm teasing you."

Thief: "Good, great."

The thief took the clothes, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our coats."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "I'm teasing you."

Mother: "Take a good look."

The thief took the pants, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our pants."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "I'm teasing you."

Mother: "This child. I'll hit you later, don't scream. "

The thief took the quilt list, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our quilt list."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "I'm teasing you."

Mother: "This child. If you are dishonest, I will hit you. "

The thief left, and mother came out: "Where are our clothes?"

Baby: "Take it away."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "I'm teasing you."