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Drink and make friends. Humorous sentences are very short.

1, it is rare to get drunk several times in life. Drink it if you want.

2, wine from the eyes, discord is a sin.

I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than let my feelings break.

4. I won't float if the snowflake doesn't float. I won't fail unless Qingdao fails.

You pay, I die, and we drink together.

6, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, can you drink less?

7. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

8, deep feelings, boring; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

9. You should point to the sea and ask me how much I can drink.

10, it is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

1 1, I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and what he will look like when he wakes up.

12, I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile at my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

13, I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.

14, alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottles are level.

15, drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

16, I will never drink again. If you see me drinking, forget this sentence!

17, don't take the initiative, but don't refuse or take responsibility.

18, smoking when lonely, drinking when lonely, a wonderful world.

19, wine style is style, and wine bottle is level.

20, only drink drinks, leaders don't drink.