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Ai Zi’s examination of Chinese literature

1. Ai Zi Classical Chinese

Ai Zi was traveling on the river by boat and saw a temple on the way.

Although the temple is small, it is solemnly decorated, clean and tidy. There is a small river ditch in front of the temple gate.

At this time, a man came to the ditch and found that he could not wade through the water. He looked into the temple, then took out the statue of the king from the temple, set it across the ditch, and used it as a single-plank bridge. , then walked through the river ditch on the statue of the king, and walked away. Then another person came. When he saw what had just happened, he sighed repeatedly and said, "It's outrageous! It's blasphemous to damage the statue of the gods like this!" After saying that, he helped the statue up and wiped it off with his own clothes. Then he respectfully carried it back to the throne in the temple, kowtowed twice to the statue, and then stood up and left.

After a while, Ai Zi heard the kid in the temple say: "Your Majesty, you are the god in this temple. You enjoy the offerings and worship of the people nearby. Today, you are insulted by people who do not believe in gods. Why? If you don't bring disaster, what punishment will be given to him?" The king said, "If you want to bring disaster, you should bring disaster to the person who came later." The kid was very surprised when he heard this, and asked again, "The person who came first stepped on the king, didn't he?" There is no greater insult than this, but no disaster will be brought to him.

The man who comes after him respects the king so much, but he will suffer disaster. Why is this? The man who came first said: If you don’t believe in God at all, how can I bring disaster to him?” After hearing this, Ai Zi said in his heart: “What a ghost!”

2. Ai Zi Miscellaneous Ancient Chinese Translation

Yingqiu: place name. Difficulty: Argument.駞 (tuó): the ancient word for "camel".绦: Same as "绦", ribbon. Wan: pull, hold, tie. Bearer: A person who leads the coffin and sings elegy during a funeral.

Translation: A scholar from Yingqiu, not very intelligent; always meddlesome and fond of unreasonable arguments. One day, (he) visited Ai Zi and asked: "Most carts and camels have bells hanging on their necks. What's the reason?" Ai Zi said: "Cars and camels are relatively big things, and We often travel at night, and when we suddenly meet on a narrow road, it is difficult to avoid, so we use the sound of bells to hear each other and let everyone know in advance to avoid."

The scholar Yingqiu said: "There are also bells hanging on the pagoda. Could it be that the pagoda also travels at night and they avoid each other?" Ai Zi said: "You are so unreasonable that you can do this! Most birds and magpies build their nests high, (leaving them everywhere) ) is messy with feces, so the reason why the tower has bells is to scare birds and magpies. How can it be compared with cars and camels? "The scholar in Yingqiu said: "(Domestic) eagles and kites also have bells on their tails. There are small bells, how can birds and magpies build their nests on the tails of eagles and kites?" Ai Zi laughed and said: "How weird! You are so unreasonable! Eagles and falcons sometimes go into the woods when they attack animals. The rope on its feet may occasionally get entangled in trees. When it flaps its wings, can it ring the bell to search for it? How can it be said to prevent birds from making nests? "The scholar in Yingqiu said: "I I once saw a man holding a bell (swinging) and singing. Although I have never been able to figure out the reason, today I finally realized that it was because he was afraid of getting entangled in the trees so that (others) could find him. " 3. In the classical Chinese article "Ai Zi Hao Yun"! What kind of person is Zhong Aizi?

Aizi loves to drink and is also a witty and humorous person.

Original text: Ai Zi is easy to drink and less likely to wake up during the day. The disciple Xiang Yumou said: "This cannot be stopped by admonishment. It is only advisable to warn him because he is frightened by danger." One day, he drank heavily and choked. The disciple secretly pulled out his intestines and groaned. He held it up and said, "Everyone can only survive if they have five internal organs. Now, because of drinking, one internal organ is released and four internal organs are stopped. How can it be born?" Ai Zi looked at it familiarly and smiled and said: " Tang Sanzang is still alive, what's wrong?

Translation: Ai Zi likes to drink and rarely sobers up. The disciples plan for each other: It's not easy to persuade him, we can only use some dangerous tricks to scare him, maybe. It can be done.

One day Ai Zi vomited after drinking. The disciple secretly put the pig intestines into the vomit and showed it to him: Everyone has five internal organs. You vomited one because of drinking, and you only have four internal organs. How can you live? Ai Zi smiled indifferently: Tang Sanzang can survive, let alone four of me. 4. What does Ai Zi mean in ancient Chinese?

Su Dongpo has a book called "Miscellaneous Stories about Ai Zi"

"Miscellaneous Stories about Ai Zi" is different from other collections of jokes or fables. , there is also humor. However, both fables and humor are works that "borrow the past to satirize the present". There is no humor purely for the sake of humor, no satire for the sake of satire, and none of them are boring. Therefore, when you follow the "suspicious" Ai Zi to visit various countries, and even the Dragon Palace, the underworld and other blessed places that ordinary people rarely have the opportunity to visit, in addition to snickering and laughter, you will probably gain something else.

Miscellaneous Comments by Ai Zi

Miscellaneous Comments by Ai Zi, a lay scholar from Dongpo (author)

"Miscellaneous Comments by Ai Zi, a lay scholar from Dongpo" was written by Su Shi of the Song Dynasty. *** Thirty-nine chapters, according to the Ming Dynasty's "Gu's Study Room Novels" are all included.

I hope it will be helpful to you. If you feel that the answer can meet your requirements, please accept it. Your support is the best encouragement to me. Thank you. 5. Please translate the ancient text "Ai Zi Neighbor Sells a Dog"

Ai Zi finished his morning meal and was walking freely at the door. He saw his neighbor carrying his two livestock and dogs to the west. Ai Zi called and asked: "My son is safe with dogs?" The neighbor said: "Vend all the butchers." Ai Zi

said: "Is this a barking dog, Wu Hu Tu?" The neighbor pointed out The dog scolded and said: "These beasts were rampant with thieves last night. They were afraid of having enough food and kept silent. Today the door is open, and there is no choice." Four sounds, biting), biting and hurting Jia Ke, so he wanted to kill him.

Ai Zi said: "Good!"

Translation: Ai Zi finished his breakfast. I was walking outside the door and saw my neighbor picking his two dogs to go west. Ai Zi stopped him and asked, "Where are you sending the dog?" The neighbor said, "Sell it to the butcher." Ai Zi said, "This dog can bark (as a gatekeeper). "Dog, why did you kill it?" The neighbor pointed at the dog and cursed: "This beast was raped by thieves last night, (it) was afraid and just ate it (probably because the thieves gave it food, haha) . ), (also) did not bark. Today, he opened the door and barked without looking at anyone, but he bit the guest in a group, so he wanted to kill him. ”

Ai Zi said: "Okay!" 6. Translation and answers of the classical Chinese text "Ai Zi has a grandson"

1. Translation

Ai Zi has a grandson who is about ten years old. Ai Zi was lazy, stubborn and hated learning. He often beat him with sticks but never repented. His father had only one son, and he was often worried that his son would not be able to bear the punishment and die. Whenever Ai Zi punished his grandson, he would cry and beg for mercy. Ai Zi said angrily: "Wouldn't it be better for me to teach your son a lesson for you?" He beat his grandson more severely with wooden sticks. Ai Zi's son has nothing to do with Ai Zi.

One morning, it started to snow, and my grandson was playing with snowballs. Ai Zi saw it, stripped him of his clothes, and made him kneel in the snow. His expression of trembling with cold was very obvious. Ai Zi's son no longer dared to beg for mercy, so he took off his clothes and knelt next to his son.

Ai Zi asked in surprise: "Your son is guilty and deserves this punishment. Why did you join in?" Ai Zi's son cried and said, "You let my son suffer from the cold. I also let your son suffer." Ai Zi smiled and spared his grandson and Ai Zi's son.

2. Original text

Ai Zi has a grandson. He is about ten years old. His father only had this son, and he was always afraid that his son would be beaten to death by the stick, so he would cry to beg him if he blamed him. Ai Zi said angrily: "How can I teach my children to be evil?" The staff became more severe. His son is nothing like this.

Once the snow fell, Sun Tuán played in the snow. When Ai Zi saw him, he took off his clothes and made him kneel in the snow, with a chill in his face. His son no longer dared to speak and took off his clothes and knelt beside him. Ai Zi was surprised and asked, "Your son is guilty and deserves this punishment. How can you do anything about it?" His son cried and said, "You froze my son, and I also froze your son.

"Ai Zi laughed and released it.

3. Source

(Ming Dynasty) Lu Zhuo selected from "Ai Zi's Afterwords"

Extended information

1. Creation background

"Ai Zi Houyu" is a collection of classical Chinese jokes written by Lu Zhuo in the Ming Dynasty. , Appreciation of Works

"The Afterwords of Ai Zi" is a collection of ancient humorous works. The stories in the text take the fictional character Ai Zi as the protagonist. They are humorous and interesting, satirizing worldly figures, and are often thought-provoking. It is said to be a supplement to "Ai Zi Zashuo" written by Su Shi.

How to educate children is a great knowledge.

Baidu Encyclopedia - Ai Zi has grandchildren 7. Ai Zi. Classical Chinese in Miscellaneous Stories

Hello, original poster! Please post the original text first, and then attach the translation and explanation~~ I hope it will be accepted as the answer~~ Buying ducks and catching rabbits This article is selected from "Ai Zi Miscellaneous Stories", this article is also known as " "Ducks Catching Rabbits", author: Su Shi appreciates the ancient text. Once upon a time, someone was about to hunt a falcon, so he bought a falcon and flew away. He threw it again, and then threw it to the ground.

On the third and fourth day, the bird suddenly staggered and said: "I am a duck. I kill and eat it, so I can bear the pain of throwing it." Huh? The man said, "I call you a falcon. You can hunt rabbit ears, but you are a duck?" Fu raised his palms and said with a smile: "Look at my feet and hands, can I catch his rabbit?" " (Excerpted from "Ai Zi Miscellaneous Stories") Ancient Chinese Translation: Once upon a time, there was a man who was going to go hunting but did not know the falcon. He bought a wild duck and went hunting in the wilderness. When rabbits came out in the field, he released the wild duck and let him attack the rabbits. .

The wild duck could not fly and fell to the ground. He released the wild duck again, and it still fell to the ground. This was repeated three or four times, and the wild duck suddenly staggered towards the hunter. Say like a man to a hunter: "I am a duck, it is my duty to kill and eat me. How can you inflict on me the pain of being thrown around?" The hunter said: "I thought you were a falcon and could catch rabbits, but you are actually a duck?" The wild duck raised its paws to show the man, smiled and said to him: "Look at my paws, can I catch the rabbit?" ” Word annotation (1) Jianhou: Prepare to go hunting.

(2) Falcon: a ferocious bird used for hunting. (3) Phalanx: wild duck.

( 4) Original: Wilderness. (5) Throw it to attack the rabbit.

(6) Throw: Fall. (7) Stagger: Describe the difficulty in walking.

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(8) Human language: speak like a human being.

(9) Its part: It refers to duck. p>

(10) How can you inflict the pain of throwing on me? (11) Then (12) I think you are. >

(13) Yi: The usage is the same as "er". (14) 榦: Hold, catch

A brief analysis of the ancient Chinese text "Duck Catches Rabbit" is based on the idiom "The rabbit rises and the falcon falls". It’s a joke. The article uses personification and a conversation between Fu and the hunter to illustrate the principle of "making the best use of people's talents"

When selecting talents, you must avoid their weaknesses and use their strengths. . Otherwise, you will be like the hunter described in the article, who not only failed to catch the rabbit, but also killed the duck in vain.

The article describes the shape of the duck in a humorous and vivid way. The word is used to describe the duck's rickety walk, which not only expresses the physical characteristics of the duck, but also shows that it is not a material for catching rabbits.

It also uses the language of duck anthropomorphism to show that it is not caught. When the duck knew that the hunter did not know the falcon and did not mean to make it suffer, it turned its anger into joy, raised its generous paw, and said so. A joke.

The author satirizes the hunter kindly through these humorous and funny words of the duck.

8. Ai Zi’s Neighbors Translation

Ai Zi’s neighbors are all like me.

I heard someone say to each other: "I and the Duke of Qi are both gifted with three talents. How can he be wise and I am not wise?" One said: "That day I ate meat, so

I have wisdom; I usually eat coarse grains (coarse rice, coarse grains.), so I am not very wise." The questioner said: "I am good at selling grains." /p>

Thousands, I will try it with you by eating meat every day."

A few days later, I heard the two men talking to each other again: "My mind has become clear after eating meat. "Wise, not only wise, but also capable of reasoning." One of them said: "I look at people's feet and see that it is very convenient if they come from behind." One said: "I have also seen that the downward direction of a person's nose is very powerful. If it goes upward, wouldn't it be caused by the rain from the sky?" The two of them praised each other for their wisdom.

Ai Zi sighed and said: "Meat eaters are so wise!"

Translation: My neighbors are all rough people from Qi State.

I heard a person (talking to others) say: "The high-ranking officials I deal with are all people endowed with the aura of the three talents (heaven, earth, and people). Why did he

They are wise, but I am not wise? " Another person said: "They eat meat every day, so they are wise; I eat whole grains every day, so I have no wisdom."

The questioner said. : "I happen to have a few thousand (copper coins) from selling grain. Let me try eating meat for you every day."

A few days later, I heard the two of them chatting again: "I have been eating meat since From now on, I will have clear and insightful thinking, and be able to solve problems when I encounter them. I will not only have the wisdom to solve problems, but I will also be able to deeply explore the truth. "Another person said: "I look at people's feet. It's suitable to extend from the front. If you extend it from the back, wouldn't it be stepped on by people coming from behind? "The man said: "I also saw that people's nostrils are good when they are extended downward. If it goes up, won't it be filled with the rain from the sky?"

The two called each other smart.

I sighed: "The intelligence of people who eat meat is nothing more than this!" 9. The original text of Su Shi's "Ai Zi Za Shuo"

Ai Zi Zao (2) "Ai Zi's neighbor, I am both of Qi. I heard someone say to each other: "I and the Duke of Qi are both gifted with three talents. How can he be wise and I am not?" "One said: "I ate meat that day, so I was wise. I usually eat rough food, so I am less wise." The person who asked the question said, "I have several thousand chestnuts. I will try it with you by eating meat that day." For a few days , and then heard the two men talking to each other, saying: "Since I have eaten meat, my mind has been clear, and I have wisdom when dealing with things. I am not only wise, but also capable of reasoning." Then, if it comes out later, won’t it be violated by those who come after it? "One of them said: "I have also seen that the aperture of a person's nose is very powerful when it goes downwards. If it goes upwards, wouldn't it be affected by the rain from the sky? "The two talked about their wisdom. Ai Zi sighed and said: "A meat-eater is as wise as this."