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Classic quotes from the school belle’s personal master
1. Old man, are you kidding me? Two hundred dollars? I wonder if you are deducting my remuneration?
—It’s good to have money. Do you think money is so easy to earn now? how? Don't want it? If you don't want it, just give it back to me. It's been a long time since I went to the snack bar at Village Head King's Widow's house for a toothpaste.
2. Okay, you have experienced enough over the years, and it is almost time for that big event. If you do this task well, you won’t have to worry about food and drink for the rest of your life!
3. Teacher, please think of a way for us. Neither of us has that much money!
4. Why this expression? You don't want to report me for stealing, do you? You have a very strong sense of justice.
5. Why are you looking for Chairman Chu?
—I wasn’t looking for him, it was my old man who asked me to look for him.
6. The lady sits in the back row every day. She had a schoolbag and it was inconvenient to sit in the front row.
7. Miss Chu, this is the companion reading Mr. Chu has invited for you.
—Reading companion? Who wants to read with you? Didn't I say I wanted to find a shield? Look at him like this, who can he block for me?
Miss, Mr. Chu said that Mr. Lin Yi is a comprehensive talent, capable of both literary and military skills, so this is a mere shield.
8. Mr. Lin, with all due respect, It's a good thing that Dongfang Buruo ran away. If you really want to kill Dongfang Buruo, then the problem will be huge!
9. We are all practitioners, and those who have mastered martial arts come first. You call me Brother Ouyang, and I call you Brother Lin. This is normal, because we are both heaven-level masters!
10. Qiqi and I are also childhood sweethearts, so she is also my girlfriend? Then aren't you both my girlfriends?
11. I heard that the Fu Ming Day Sect has trained an important disciple of the Tianjie Island Project. We must find out clearly the identity of this disciple of the Fu Ming Day Sect. Otherwise, if it is true, That important disciple, then things are not as simple as we thought. If we touch him, I believe you two also know what is waiting for us! Didn't Dongfang Jian die because he disturbed the inheritor of Dark Night Palace? If we touch the important disciples trained by the Tomorrow Future Sect again, then we will be the public enemy of the entire ancient level!
12. Young master, don’t forget that if you don’t lose to the young master, you will die from the Hell Yin Demon Fist, the unique skill of Zhang Naipao from the Tomorrow for Tomorrow sect, and today I also fell into it. That magical feeling is It can’t be fake, at least apart from the Hell Yin Demon Fist of the Tomorrow Tomorrow Sect, I really don’t know anyone’s martial arts that have similar magical effects!
13. I was shot in the thigh, it’s nothing serious!
14. Since it has nothing to do with you, I won’t talk about it anymore.
15. If you think this is inappropriate, then let him be my shield. Although it may not be useful in high school now, it may still be useful in college!
16. Is this still the Lin Yi from yesterday? Wasn't that Lin Yi like this yesterday? Could it be that today’s person is his twin brother?
17. Find him for me, and I will beat him until his mother doesn’t even recognize him.
18. Police aunt, Lin Yi acted in self-defense, these are the ones who are looking for trouble!
19. This bitch has a grudge against me and wants to deliberately mess with me. It’s okay.
20. Lin Yi, are you quite capable? You just got shot yesterday, and are you participating in a gang fight today?
—In the past, others said that women have big breasts and no brains, but I still didn’t believe it. But now, I believe it.
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