100,000 Cold Jokes: Funny Songs Adapted into Campus Edition

100,000 Cold Jokes: Funny Songs Adapted into Campus Edition

1, Canteen Song: Chrysanthemum Platform Edition:

Your hand, trembling weakly, only a few pieces of meat, fell into your hand.

The queue was so long that it was squeezed into two lines. Who is cold and desperate at the end of the queue?

I approached and brushed the window of the meal card. The rest of the dishes were cooled by the wind, and the dream was in the kitchen, turned into a wisp of incense, and floated to the playground outside the window with the wind. ...

2. English word "because of love" version:

Because words are not easy to recite, English is still like junior high school;

Because the vocabulary is basically not increasing, you can forget it completely after drinking two bottles of beer;

Because words are always forgotten after memorizing, I once suspected that my mind was filled with soy milk;

Because of words, in that place, even if you are crazy again, you will forget it when you recite it.

3, roommate "friends" version:

Roommate. roommate

Have you ever thought about me?

You owe me money last time.

Please give it back to me.

Roommate. roommate

Do you still remember me

If you don't give me my money back

Please tell me.

Roommate. roommate

Have you ever thought about me?

If you remember,

We had a fight with the landlord last night.

You lost me and you didn't pay me!

4. Roommate Farewell My Concubine Edition:

No one can sleep in the middle of the night when you are carrying boiling water.

Looking at the sky, I feel dizzy and smelly. Whose smelly feet are these?

There are many smelly feet in the world.

I'm afraid of your couple.

Who will know my heartache at the sad place?

How many years have passed like this?

God, I can't take it anymore. You washed your feet and ran away.

Everyone fainted when you took off your socks.

God, I can't take it anymore. Your feet must be cut off.

If I become a roommate in my next life, I will hang myself now!

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