China paladin

Jing Tian: "Embroidering the Heart Mantra! Hey! " Lan Kui: "Brother, what's wrong with you? Are you all right? " Jing Tian: "Nothing, I accidentally bit my tongue just now ..."

Jing Tian: "Haha, I haven't eaten monster meat for a long time!" " "Face beast:" Then I will eat demon meat! ""Then he ate himself. ...

-You are a famous magic statue. Like a person, who dare not buy your account? If you like her, take her back!

-Yes, I'm going to take her back and kill Xu Changqing.

1 Jing Tian: Everyone calls me Oda, so chic!

Wang Xiaohu: It's very kind of people to call me nothing!

Murong Ziying: Everyone calls me Xiaoying, so cute!

Xifeng: We can talk. I'll go first. ....

2: Mine is called Tian!

Solanum nigrum: mine is called sunflower!

Zi Xuan: My name is Xuan!

Red Ghost King: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

Blade Master: Later generations will call me a saint!

Nine immortals: Later generations all respect me as a fairy!

Shengzunwu: Later, people respectfully called me a martial man!

Tang Xuejian: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

4 Solanum nigrum: People say I look like a sunflower!

Zi Xuan: People say I look like Xuanhua!

Liu: People say I look like a pear!

Lin Yueru: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

Murong Ziying: I am a natural talent!

Shi (leader): I am a natural talent!

Jing Tian: I am a natural genius!

Anu: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

6 evil sword fairy: if I can write poetry, I will be called a poet!

Devil: If I can write poetry, I will be called the king of poets!

Blade Master: If I can write poetry, I will definitely become a poet!

Shouzhen: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

Yun Tianhe: In ancient times, my ancestor must have been the son of heaven!

Demon: In ancient times, my ancestor must have been a prince!

Liu: In ancient times, my ancestor must be Mencius!

Ghost Emperor: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

8 Shengzunwu and Blade Master: Our combination is called Wusheng, which is magnificent!

Fairy and Ghost Emperor in the Book: Our combination is called Fairy Emperor, awesome!

Demon and Witch King: Our combination is called Witch King, Sweet.

Sedum and Erigeron: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

9 emperor demon: a demon is called a demon when it is cultivated to a certain extent!

Shijie people: people will be called talents only after they have cultivated to a certain extent!

Wang Xiaohu: When tigers are raised to a certain extent, they are called tiger spirits!

Water Warcraft: You talk, I'll go first. ....

10 shijie people: the emperor who leads us is called the emperor!

Emperor Yao: The emperor who leads us is called the demon emperor!

Fairy in the Book: The emperor who leads us is called Huang Xian!

Jing Tian: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

1 1 Tang Xuejian: During the Chinese New Year, I gave swords to my relatives and friends. What a beautiful gift you gave me!

Sitang: During the Chinese New Year, I always give candy to my relatives and friends, which is very affectionate!

Xing Xuan: During Chinese New Year, I always give my porch to my relatives and friends with a flick of my finger!

Situzhong: We can talk. I'll go first. ....

12 Wang Xiaohu: If a tiger can talk, it is barking!

Feng: If the wind can talk, it is called the wind!

Jing Tian: If the sky can talk, it's called the sky!

Sorbus: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

13: My disciples call me Li, which is very nice!

Xu Changqing: My disciples call me Xu, which is very nice!

Jing Tian: My disciples call me Shi Jing, which is also very nice!

Ming Jiang: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

14 Li Xiaoyao: When I was busy, people greeted me and said Xiao Li was busy!

Yun Tianhe: When I was busy, they greeted me and said Xiaoyun was busy!

Yu: When I was busy, they greeted me. They all said it was a metaphor-busy!

Liu Jinyuan: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

Tang Xuejian: When friends meet, they always say to me, Hi! Melissa Zhou!

Zhao Linger: When friends meet, they always say to me, Hi! Lingling!

Lin Yueru: When friends meet, they always say to me, Hi! Month!

Nangong Huang: We can talk. I'll go first. ....

Liu Jinyuan: In chemistry, there is a substance called an atom!

Liu: In chemistry, there is a substance called ion!

Situzhong: There is a substance called neutron in chemistry!

Jingjing: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

17 Lin Tiannan: I'm from the forest factory!

Murong Ziying: I'm from an animal husbandry factory!

Jiu Jianxian: I'm from the winery!

Liu Jinyuan: You can chat. I'll go first. ....

18 Jing Tian: In ancient times, there was a person in Jingcun, and that was me!

Lin Yueru: In ancient times, there was a forest village man, and that was me!

Tang Xuejian: In ancient times, there was a Tangcun person, and that was me!

Stan: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

Han Lingsha: I will go to Korea soon. That must be a good place!

Ming Jiang: I'm going to China soon. That must be a good place!

Zhao Linger: I'll find Zhao right away. That must be a good place!

Ghost Emperor: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

20 days ghost emperor: I thought that year, I had been to heaven!

Yun Tianhe: At that time, I was in the clouds!

Xing Xuan: At that time, I was a star!

Murong Ziying: We can chat. I'll go first. ....

2 1 Solanum nigrum: I'm the sole heir of our escort agency, short for: the queen of dragon darts, nice!

Emperor Yao: I am the only heir of our escort agency, short for: Queen of the Darts, not bad either!

Yun Tianhe: I am the sole heir of our escort agency. It is called "Yun Biao Hou" for short. It's also beautiful!

Lin Tiannan: We can chat. I'll go first.

After Jing Tian made a wish for a meteor shower, a light flew to Jing Tian, and Jing Tian, Mao Mao and Bi Ping were all killed.

A few words appeared on the TV screen: "Failure is a common occurrence in military strategists. Please start again, Hero. "

Seeing that Li Xiaoyao wanted to be a hero, Aunt Li went crazy, so she knocked the pot on his head.

Li Xiaoyao fell to the ground, and the picture appeared. "Failure is common among military strategists. Please start again, Hero. "

Jing Tian: "Embroidering the Heart Mantra! Hey! " Lan Kui: "Brother, what's wrong with you? Are you all right? " Jing Tian: "Nothing, I accidentally bit my tongue just now ..."

Jing Tian: "Haha, I haven't eaten monster meat for a long time!" " "Face beast:" Then I will eat demon meat! ""Then he ate himself. ...

After closing the tower, he fell on the steps to catch his breath. Zi Xuan: "I'm really sorry that you have to sacrifice all your magic to seal this tower for me, so that you have become like this ..." He hugged again: "I just suddenly got a cramp in my leg. ...

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Aunt Li wants to be a hero of Xiaoyao crazily. So he picked up the pot and knocked it on the head. Li Xiaoyao fell to the ground. As a result, "the military will fail, please start again" appeared on the screen.

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Lin Yueru took 36 puppet worms. ......

Li Xiaoyao: Rumei, what about you? ............., you look pale.

Lin Yueru: I said, Li Ge, will it look good if you swallow so many disgusting things?

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Li Xiaoyao saw Linger on Fairy Island taking a bath, so she hid her clothes?

Zhao Linger: Doubt ~ Where are the clothes?

Li Xiaoyao: I'll give you your clothes back as long as you give me the medicine.

Zhao Linger: OK, please step back ten miles until I get dressed.

Xiaoyao waited for a long time. ...........................

Li Xiaoyao: Fairy. Fairy. Where are you? ..............

Li Xiaoyao never saw the fairy again.

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Li Xiaoyao and Lin Tiannan are fighting in Shangshufu Garden.

Lin Tiannan: The first move! !

Li Wei? : damn it! It's an air sword finger

Lin Tiannan: Second! !

Li Wei? : damn it! That's Yang's finger.

Lin Tiannan: Number three! !

Li Wei? : damn it! This is a seven-tactical shock wave.

Lin Tiannan: Look out! !

Li Wei? : damn it! This is a dragon-cutting tactic.

At this time, Aunt Xue angrily ran out.

Aunt Xue: To what extent are you going to destroy my garden? !

Only when the garden has been covered with loess.

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Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru in Lin Jiabao. I heard that there was a snake demon in the room, and Zhao Linger was missing.

Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru immediately rushed to the scene, pulled out their swords, and demanded that the snake demon hand over the light.

Unexpectedly, the snake demon tried to break through the wall and escape.

"Dong" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I saw the snake demon lying on the ground, touching the bag on his head and saying, damn it! This wall is really hard.

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Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru met a beggar in front of Shangshufu.

Beggar: As long as you give me half the money, I will tell you a secret.

Lin Yueru: Li Ge, just give it to him.

Li Xiaoyao: OK, here you are.

Beggar: Doubt ~ Why is it only a dime?

Li Wei? Because I only have twenty cents! Hey! What is the secret?

Beggar: Hum! Don't talk about it

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Li Xiaoyao tried to cure Linger's disease with unicorn horns. Go to Kirin Cave with Anu.

Finally found Kirin.

But Kirin slept soundly.

Li Xiaoyao: What should I do? It seems to be sleeping.

Anu: Hey! Let me pull out a beard.

Kirin: Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z.

Anu: Still sleeping! I'll pull another one.

Kirin: Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z.

Anu: I will wake you up!

Kirin: Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z.

An hour later, Kirin's beard was pulled out, but it still fell asleep.

Later, Anu simply pulled out its unicorn horn and angrily walked out of the unicorn hole.

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Zhao Linger and his party came to the end of the maze in Heishui Town.

There is a luminous staircase that constantly sends out a force, so that they can't get in.

Zhao Linger: Si Tong, why can't we go in?

Small stone: you can go in as long as you wear a small stone on your body.

Zhao Linger: Doubt ~ I still can't get in! ?

Si Tong: Idiot! The small stone refers to my jade Buddha beads! Who told you to put the stones on the ground in your pocket!

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Li Xiaoyao looked at the stone statue of Nu Wa, and felt that she looked like Linger, so she touched it with her hand.

Anu: Hello! Don't be disrespectful to Nuwa.

But it's too late! Li Xiaoyao has been sucked into the stone statue.

When he opened his eyes, he saw the witch queen.

Wu Zetian: I want to take you back ten years ago and do something you have to do.

At this time, a light brought Li Xiaoyao to a place.

Li Xiaoyao: Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ There are dinosaurs! ! ! ! !

Wu Zetian: Sorry! I got my age wrong.

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While Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru were beating Liu Meiniang, ....

Li Xiaoyao: Damn it! How strong!

Lin Yueru: Never mind! Look at my earth spirit bead "Mountain God"! !

Li Xiaoyao: Hello! Wait a minute!

? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Lin Yueru: Haha! She and her pet toad are both dead.

Li Xiaoyao: Look what you've done! How can I get there if I get a "Mount Tai" here?

Article 12

In Li Xiaoyao, Fairyland, in order to solve the mystery,

Wandering among reeds

As a result, I saw the stone statue of Guanyin

It says, "The sea is boundless, and turning back is the shore."

Then, Li Xiaoyao saw another reed floating.

As soon as he went up, he kept drifting.

Li Xiaoyao only hopes that the reed can drift to its destination this time.

But it's still floating.

Li Xiaoyao couldn't help falling asleep. Z ~ Z ~ ~ Z ~ ~ Z ~ ~ ~ Z ~ ~ ~ Z。

When he got up, he saw the Statue of Liberty.

Li Xiaoyao: Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ It has drifted to new york! ! !

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In a battle, ........

Li Xiaoyao: Shine! The enemy is so powerful! Become a dream snake! !

Zhao Linger: Come on ~ I don't have to worry about such a small potato!

Li Xiaoyao: Never mind! I'll replenish your true qi!

Zhao Linger: Come on! Others want to eat tofu naked! Don't think I don't know!

Li Xiaoyao: Haha! You found out!

PS: the classic above! ! !

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In order to relieve the drought of the Bai people, Zhao Linger went to the altar to pray for rain.

% $ # @, Zhao Linger! ~ ................................................................................................................................................................................

~ It suddenly occurred to me that countless "Mount Tai" fell from the sky ~

Bai Miaolong: Alas! What's going on !

Zhao Linger: ... Sorry, I've got the water beads and the earth beads upside down.

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Ten years ago, Li Xiaoyao found the witch queen in prison.

Li Xiaoyao: I'll get you out!

Wu Zetian: Wait! You help me get the snake staff first, so that I can restore my mana.

Li Xiaoyao: OK! I'll go.

Wu Zetian: Wait a minute! The Presbyterian church will attend.

Li Xiaoyao: What should I do?

Wu Zetian: You just need to say (I want to pick a lotus for Qing Er).

So, Li Xiaoyao came to the stone elder.

Elder Shi: Who are you? What to do! !

Li Xiaoyao: I want to choose a blue and white flower for Lianer.

Elder Shi: Come on! Where did you get these flowers?

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In order to cure Linger's illness, Li Xiaoyao must find the shell of the phoenix egg.

So he went to Shenmu forest, knocked down the phoenix and successfully got the phoenix egg. Unexpectedly, Anu suddenly appeared and took the Phoenix egg.

Li Xiaoyao: Hello! Give it back! !

Anu: No! I'll "handle" it

Li Xiaoyao: What are you going to do with it?

Anu: Of course, I'll give you the eggshell when it hatches!

Li Xiaoyao: How long will it take? I have a better way to "handle"

~ after a while ~

Li Xiaoyao: Anu! Anu! Would you like to try the phoenix poached eggs?

Anu: .................... (angry killing)

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Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru are chasing the Snitch.

Climb Yangzhou city wall at night.

I didn't expect to meet an informer on the roof. ....

Li Xiaoyao: Rumei! Watch out! It's time to fight!

Lin Yueru: Ouch! Damn it! To hide the weapon! Look at my seven moves! !

Li Xiaoyao: I can't ~ ~ ~ ~! ! !

Whew ~ whew ~ whew ~? ~~~~! ! ! !

The people were angry and said, hey! Trying to tear down my roof!

Article 19

Li Xiaoyao and the witch queen are dueling with the immortal water of Warcraft. .....

Li Xiaoyao: What a tough guy! How difficult it is!

Wu Zetian: Hum! Eat me again! Thor! !

~~ㄣ? ㄣ~~

Li Xiaoyao: Ah ~ ~ ~ It hurts! We'll get electrocuted, too!

Wu Zetian: Sorry! I forgot ... okay! Then use "Snow Demon"! !

Whew ~ whew ~ whew ~ whew ~ ~ ~ ~

(Note: The whole river is frozen)

/Article 20/

When Li Xiaoyao was walking in the Shenmu maze, ........

Li Xiaoyao: There is a hole in the tree! Look inside.

Li Xiaoyao: Wow! ! There is elevator equipment in the trunk! !

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Li Xiaoyao Zhao Linger Anu and his party finally found the witch king.

Unexpectedly, the lich king turned out to be a tree demon, and he knocked Linger down.

Li Xiaoyao and Anu said together, damn devil! Come on!

I saw that the tree demon opened his mouth and made "10,000 cups to eat the sky" twice.

Li Xiaoyao and Anu immediately fell to the ground ~ ~ ~

Anu: Did this guy brush his teeth? !

Article 22.

Lin Yueru discovered the true face of colorful clothes in Shangshufu. ....

Lin Yueru: Damn fairies, they fooled us! !

Cai Yi: You ... you saw it!

Lin Yueru: Of course! ! Naked, with a pair of big wings behind!

Colored coat: haha ~ I hate it! This is the most popular new dress this summer.

Article 26.

Li Xiaoyao was mistaken for a thief and taken to our officials. ....

Uncle Xian: Do you admit it or not?

Li Xiaoyao: Don't move.

Uncle Jun: Fight ~! !

Touch! Touch! Touch! Touch! Touch!

Uncle Xian: Do you admit it or not?

Li Xiaoyao: Don't move.

Uncle Jun: Fight ~! !

Touch! Touch! Touch! Touch! Touch!

Uncle Xian: Do you admit it or not?

Li Xiaoyao: Don't move.

Uncle Jun: Fight ~! !

Touch! Touch! Touch! Touch! Touch!

Uncle Xian: Do you admit it or not?

Li Xiaoyao: Don't move.

Uncle Jun: Fight ~! !

Touch! Touch! Touch! Touch! Touch!

Uncle Xian: Do you admit it or not?

Li Xiaoyao: Let's go! Move it. Move it. ....................... can't talk! !

Uncle Jun: What are you doing! ?

Li Xiaoyao: Nothing! Give your ass a rest.