How to respond humorously to boys taking selfies?

The humorous replies that boys send selfies to you are:

1, hahaha, you look a lot haggard.

2. Good shot! Your selfie is so natural! This photo has clear pixels, vivid expression, moderate angle and good posture and eyes. Judging from the shooting, the mobile phone is of high grade.

Tell me how you want me to kiss your ass and what it's like to live with such a face every day. I really want to experience it!

4. Ask if you don't understand. Are you Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan?

5. Oh, not bad, young man.

6. Ugly keeps me awake. (Good joke)

7, Raymond, charming, tall and powerful, mature and steady, gentle and considerate, handsome and suffocating.

8. Let me learn from your cold and charming eyes. Really handsome.