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New Year's greetings
The New Year greetings are as follows:
1. Happy New Year, keep a little innocence, a little happiness, a little fun, a joke, and let these be reserved for this New Year that belongs to you. Happy, I wish you a Happy New Year full of joy, laughter, relaxation and joy.
2. Happy New Year and the festive season are here, grinning together; playing hide and seek when stressed, throwing sandbags when anxious; playing hopscotch when bored, playing pirates for fun; blushing with happiness, playing house together, staying away from fame and fortune, and being happy Running all over the streets.
3. Right at the knot: Ask someone to tie the buttons when you are wearing clothes, ask someone to carry your shoes when you get out of bed, ask someone to carry the basin when washing your face, ask someone to use chopsticks when eating, ask someone to move a chair when writing, and spread the quilt when sleeping. . Happy New Year!
4. Recall your childhood, invite a child companion, sing nursery rhymes away from sorrow, reduce stress and find childlike fun, embrace happiness and show your childlike innocence. The Spring Festival is coming soon. I wish you a happy holiday in advance and happiness to come!
5. Don’t move, rob! Do you know about robbery? Be obedient! Quickly hand over your worries, take out your sorrows, take off your sorrows, and let go of your stress. Also, remember to be happy during the Spring Festival, otherwise unhappiness will take you away with you.
6. I want to lift you up gently and watch you giggle; I want to hug you tightly and watch your little face growl; I want to hide and seek with you and watch you run around all over the floor; I want to tell you a story and see you smile brightly. Dear Xiaobao, Happy New Year.
7. In the garden, flowers are blooming, flowers are blooming; one after another, so cute, so cute; a text message, joy is flying, so many are so happy; I wish you a happy heart and a happy new year. I'm so happy!
8. Do you remember that we went to school hand in hand? Do you remember that we played games, sang and danced? Do you remember that we went up the tree to catch birds together? Do you remember that a happy new year is coming *** Laughter . Happy New Year is here, may our friendship never grow old. Happy New Year and Happy Holidays!
9. The New Year is here. I heard that you used to be an outstanding young pioneer. The boss planned to give me red envelopes. I can't leave. So I sent a group of loyal mosquitoes to go there. I'm sure you will get a red envelope every time. Lots of writings and lots of red envelopes. !
10. I will give you a pair of sexy crotchless pants that you can wear for walking everywhere; I will give you a fashionable diaper to wipe your nose if you have nothing to do; I will give you a happy little text message to accompany you in a happy New Year and a good mood. Happy New Year!
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