After the quarrel between husband and wife! Husband plays with his wife like this! Let couples who have been married for many years laugh!

(Source: coco0 1) I like my wife to be as overbearing and unreasonable as when she is in love. But ... on this day, the couple agreed to meet friends together, but on the way, the wife scolded her husband unreasonably. Husband usually listens to everything, but this time, somehow, he turned and left his wife on the road for the first time.

My wife was so angry that she almost cried, but she couldn't give up. She had to go to the meeting alone in a rage.

(Source: coco0 1) At eleven o'clock in the evening, my wife came home and saw that all the lights in the room were turned off. I thought my husband was asleep, so I didn't ring the doorbell. When she opened the door with the key,

I found a note posted on the door, which said: You must apologize to me!

The wife thought angrily: I haven't settled accounts with you yet!

After entering the room, I turned on the light and closed the door. I found a note posted behind the door, which said: Or polish my leather shoes.

Wife scolds, bah! I'll wipe your ass.

When changing shoes, I found a note on her slippers, which read: bah, wipe your ass!

The wife was amused. She thought to herself, if you want me to apologize, I will ignore you for a week. You know very well.

My wife went to wash, and there was another note on the cup, which read: If you don't know how to apologize to me, there is a hint on the desk.

The wife hurried to the desk, only to find that there was half a page on the desk, and the front side said: Just read the words on the back aloud to me twice.

Turning to the back, I saw an advertisement torn from the newspaper and pasted on it. The advertisement wrote:

As a woman, I get upset for a few days every month. ...

My wife wants to laugh again. He gets angry when he thinks my "good thing" makes him upset?

Why didn't you say I was menopausal? Wouldn't it be easier to go downstairs? This is ridiculous.

The wife's anger has subsided by more than half.

After washing, the wife went to bed and saw her husband fall asleep with his head twisted.

She also ignored him, turned on the bedside lamp and read a few pages before going to bed. This has been her habit for many years. Open the book, there is a note inside, which says: I know you are already very sad, you feel sorry for me, just feel a little sad, don't blame yourself.

Actually, I should review it, too If I hadn't found out that my cousins across the street wanted to see my jokes,

I won't fight you, man, except to save face in front of outsiders,

Who has nothing to do with his wife? The wife has a fever and feels that she has gone too far. She felt sorry for her husband, so she held his head in her hands.

I turned my face, only to find that my husband still had two big words written on his cheek: kiss me!

In fact, a man in marriage should be like a man!

If you haggle with women, your marriage will eventually fail!

(Source: coco0 1) A sentence from Venus makes sense:

Remember, men,

If your wife values money,

She won't be angry because you did something she wasn't satisfied with!

If what she values is feelings,

If you give her enough love, she won't look down on you because you have no money!

But if you can't give money and love,

You want her to put up with your bad temper,

Bad habits and family bullshit!

Then I'm sorry. The only person who can live with you is God!

The truth brought by hot mom,

I hate it when men treat women badly at first,

Slowly disrespect the east and the west, and the attitude is getting worse and worse.

If you can't bear the pain, don't pretend from the beginning!

The gentleness of a woman is caused by the pain of a man.

Women's sadness comes from men's indifference,

Women's happiness is warmed by men,

Women's charm is used by men,

Women's efforts are boasted by men.

A normal and rational woman

And a bitch who is driven by men to be neurotic.

In fact, many times,

Whether a wife is an angel or a witch depends on men to shape it!

When a woman marries a good man, the moment she marries,

I am determined to live a good life with men.

Her choice will make her gain and loss,

She may have missed someone who loves her better and forever because of this.

Although patience is a virtue in marriage,

But if there is love, there is no patience,

But only tolerance.

When you look at your woman,

She doesn't care if she's a witch!

So, if you want an angelic woman,

Just think of her as an angel in your heart.

Because, every woman called "wife" in this world,

Everyone has the potential to be an angel!

When you do this, you will find:

It turns out that the change of your attitude can make a real angel! ! !

A woman is a piano

(Source: coco0 1) I met a famous musician and played a famous song. If an ordinary person plays,

Maybe there will be a pop song; If you meet someone who can't play, I'm afraid it won't be a song

Really need each other's tolerance and wisdom .. and give this resilient husband 1 praise! If you like this article, share it! Happy life!