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If China Yao Ming appeared in Slam Dunk, would it be invincible?
Foreword:
There are many great players in the cartoon Slam Dunk, such as Rukawa Kaede, Sendoh Akira and Sawakita Eiji. Their style of play is elegant and pleasing to the eye. These players not only have strong shooting ability, but also can make all kinds of dunks, and the insiders in "Slam Dunk Master" regard dunks as a regular scoring method. Even in an NBA game, the number of dunks seems to be less than that of dunks, which is not as exaggerated as a football and tennis cartoon. If Yao Ming, the strongest basketball star in China, appeared in Slam Dunk, would he be invincible?
1
Yao Ming's height is a killer, and no one inside can beat him.
(1) Compared with Yao Ming, the leading Akagi Takenori is just like Gongyi against Rukawa Kaede.
Although Akagi Takenori is the main center of the protagonist team, enjoying the bonus of the protagonist's aura and killing the quartet in Kanagawa Prefecture, the inside can be said to be his world. However, if you fight Yao Ming, then Akagi Takenori can be said to have met Masashi Kawata with ten times the strength. Akagi and Daiwada can still wrestle, but if the opponent is Yao Ming, Akagi probably won't shed tears of victory.
On the defensive end, Yao Ming's height of 2.26 meters can fascinate the center Akagi Takenori who is less than 2 meters, regardless of the east, west, north and south. Akagi's proud turn and dunk is nothing to Yao Ming. The strength of Akagi can't squeeze Yao Ming at all, as long as you squeeze Yao Ming back, you can completely cover Akagi.
On the offensive end, if Yao Ming pushes harder, Akagi will have to fly out of the court, and there is still no foul. Yao is basically a toe dunk, and Akagi can't stop it. Even if Yao Ming doesn't bully Akagi to play with skill, it's easy to score many goals in front of Akagi with Yao Ming's hook ability. Yao Ming also has a beautiful CIC. Even if you can't keep up with Akagi in Hotan, you can only watch Yao Ming score at will.
(2) Even if Masashi Kawata and Morishige Hiroshi joined forces, they were beaten bloody by Yao Ming.
Since a man can't resist Yao Ming, he should play two centers, Masashi Kawata and Morishige Hiroshi, the two strongest centers in the dunk. Should they join hands? The answer is no, the first is the height problem. Although both of them are centers with strong physical qualities in dunks, they are just two ordinary small forwards at the NBA level, and Yao Ming has never been double-teamed in the NBA. By the same token, even if Yao Ming is double-teamed, he can still solve the problem by hooking, because they can't prevent it at all.
No matter how strong Morishige Hiroshi is, he is just a mini O 'Neill. Even if he works according to the exaggeration in cartoons, his strength is not as small and half as strong as the real O 'Neill. O 'Neill can easily smash these high school basketball stands. After all, all NBA basketball stands are specially reinforced. He also abolished several. The strength of Morishige Hiroshi and Masashi Kawata is a complete joke in front of NBA-level Yao Ming. If two people want to storm the inside, Yao Ming is the same to the hot pot. Generally speaking, if anyone in Slam Dunk insists on challenging Yao Ming's defense in the form of inside attack, the probability of getting zero points in the whole game is super high.
(3) Shark cutting tactics have absolutely no effect on Yao Ming.
So, to be more extreme, how about a five-person team around Yao Ming? Yao Ming is difficult to be defended in NBA, and most teams in NBA choose not to let Yao Ming catch the ball. However, with the average height of the dunk team, it is very impossible to prevent Yao Ming from catching the ball. After all, Yao Ming held his hand high, more than one person higher than most players. As long as Yao Ming catches the ball, it's no use having five people around him. Unless the vital capacity of these five people is large enough to make Yao Ming feel suffocated, Yao Ming's hook is an offensive action that no one can prevent from dunking.
As for the shark-cutting tactics, it's no use cutting Yao. Yao Ming's free throw percentage is close to 90%. Letting him make a free throw is equivalent to giving him extra points and letting him rest on the court.
2
Yao Ming is not without its weaknesses. In some cases, he can still be defeated.
(1) The first premise is that the basketball ability of Yao Ming's teammates is equivalent to that of the Sakuragi Corps except Sakuragi.
It is almost impossible to beat Yao Ming, but there is still a good chance to beat Yao Ming's team. If Yao Ming's teammates are like the main players in northern Hunan, of course, Yao Ming is completely invincible. Therefore, one of the prerequisites for Yao Ming to lose is that his teammates must be novices. Even Gong Yi of Hainan team and An Tian of Xiangbei team are estimated to have been killed by Yao Ming. Therefore, Yao Ming's teammates must be, Dai Nan,, and Gao, and they can't make consecutive shots, so Yao Ming has a chance to be defeated.
(2) Secondly, it is necessary to have a proper style of play to defeat Yao Ming.
Yao Ming, the four funny kings of Sakuragi Legion, Yao Ming's first team, may not lose. Although they can't dribble, Yao Ming can. Anyone who has seen NBA highlights should have seen such a scene. Yao Ming starts from the baseline, dribbles behind his opponent, and then makes a layup at half-court, so he needs to double-team Yao Ming from the start of serving, but if the other four can repeatedly pass the ball at half-court, then Yao Ming is the invincible inside killer mentioned above.
If you really can't defend Yao Ming, the only way to beat him is to ensure the accuracy of your own shooting. Yao Ming must be a two-pointer, so if he wants to win, he must have the ability of three-pointers. As long as he hits more than two-thirds of the three-pointers, it is possible to win the game, completely possible. After all, if nobody defends, Jin Souichirou, Mitsui Hisashi, Meihe and others are free to score three points. If all else fails, the last resort is to take advantage of Yao Ming's physical weakness, speed up the offensive pace infinitely, and perhaps bring down Yao Ming.
Feng's conclusion:
Why is Slam Dunk a very classic animation? Is it because even if it is exaggerated, it does not make the characters in it exceed the strength level of NBA superstars, compared with other sports cartoons? Aliens? The protagonist's slam dunk is the most reasonable sports animation. However, Yao Ming, as a real existence, can indeed crush countless cartoon characters with Yao Ming's indicators by referring to the various settings of all the players in the works of Slam Dunk Master.
PS: What is the above content? Fengmujun animation? Original starting, I am Feng, an animation explorer wandering in the second world. Pay attention if you like. More exciting animation information is invited to share!
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