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Famous funny quotations
Humor is such a gorgeous dress, a loyal guardian! It always surpasses the wisdom of poets and writers; It is a gift in itself and can put an end to ignorance. The following are the classic funny quotations about celebrities that I collected for you. Welcome to reading.
Famous funny quotations 1 1: Know yourself, surrender yourself, change yourself, and then you can change others.
2. Ideal world = free telephone+free Internet access.
You never know that some people are best at hitting people when they are down without suffering.
4. Harmonious society emphasizes calmness.
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When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
7: Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
8: Boss, give me a sad haircut! thank you
9: Hard work will never kill you. But why take the risk? Hard work will never kill you! ? But I won't prove it with myself.
10: There is an advertisement on the wall of a barber shop: Don't think that you have lost your hair, it should be considered that you have won face.
1 1: It's dangerous to swim in the wild alone. It's best to go together. There is one more person on the road and one more concern.
12: I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.
13: Take a breath inside and fart outside.
14: Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.
15: I saw a penny on the roadside and was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Damn it, who threw up so round?
16: Facing the sun, there will be no shadow.
17: Pretending to be mature is the act of dressing up in an old room.
18: Master and apprentice surf the Internet, Jason Wu: Liushahe is full of Sina. Wukong: Netease! What's so hard about my grandson? Sanzang: Do you know what sonorous sonorous sonorous is? Tang Priest and Wukong apply for male public relations. Wukong said that my golden cudgel can be long or short. Tang Priest: How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Do you really want it? Tang Priest was hired.
19: Anything is possible as long as we have confidence.
I never said I missed you, but it was raining in Mao Mao outside the window. I suspect it is your footsteps. I looked up shyly, but the window was still there, and the breeze and drizzle drifted into the depths of my memory, so I told you that I really missed you!
2 1: I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.
Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.
23: How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
24: Excited heart and trembling hand, I propose a toast to the leader. The leader will take a sip at will, and I won't leave until the leader finishes this glass of wine, so that he will know what to do next.
25: Watching the excitement here is really not too big.
26: The image of a man has only one purpose: to soak up mm, so once mm gets her hands on it, this mm will be very sad to find that this man has no image at all.
27: Boss: Friends are for use; Brothers are betrayed; Boss, that's how I escaped.
28: The heart is a pocket. When things are loaded less, it is called scheming. When you are a child, it is called the brain. When I was a child, I called it scheming. It is often called scheming.
29: Sure enough, all's well that ends well!
30: Sorry, I was only joking. Please include any offense.
Famous funny quotations 2 1, good humor can not only make you laugh, but also make you cry! If you cry too much, you will be fall in price, and if you are tired, you will be happy. You can still see the author's solemn and sincere soul in the laughter. Maybe the pain of humor is not weaker than the pain of pain ? Wang Meng
Humor is the light of all wisdom, shining in the spirituality of ancient and modern philosophers. Anyone with a sense of humor is smart. They will use humor to solve all difficult problems and arrange every situation calmly and properly. ? Qian renkang
3. A lot of truth is said in jokes. ? Rapidly occurring
4. Yes. It has changed the basic organization of our thoughts and experiences. We must acquiesce in its importance in national life. ? Lin Yutang
Humor is a beautiful and healthy quality. May you be humorous yourself. ? Lenin of the former Soviet Union
6. Humor is the embodiment of wisdom, education and moral superiority. ? De Engels
7. You can't always get along with people with a straight face. Humor is the most important thing, it will make your work easier and bring welcome sunshine to your employees' lives. ? British Parkinson? Rusmoggi
8. A sense of humor is an appropriate restriction. ? plum
9. Not everyone can have a humorous attitude. It is a rare gift, and many people can't even enjoy the happiness people give them. ? Oh? Floyd
10, a successful person handles setbacks with a sense of humor. ? James. surname
1 1. Humor is the absurd feeling of refusing to take things seriously. ? Huo Icer
12, humor is a sign that workers have confidence in their careers and that they have advantages. ? Friedrich Engels
13, I wonder if the world has ever experienced the importance of humor, or the possibility that humor can change our whole cultural life? The position of humor in politics, academics and life. Its function is not so much physical as chemical.
14. Humor and wit are the flashes of wisdom. ? British Shakespeare
15, hard work, hard work and humor give you another feeling.
16, a person with a real sense of humor, has a different understanding, smiles happily and coldly, and takes a deep breath for a boring life. ? Qian Zhongshu
17, people who know humor are usually very happy. ? peaceful
19. People who make you laugh are very interesting. People who make you want to laugh, humor. ? George Bunus
20. I believe a sense of humor is also an indispensable part of charm. With a sense of humor, people can exchange ideas and opinions in a very harmonious atmosphere. Without a sense of humor, life will become very monotonous. ? Sofia, Italy Ming Lan
2 1, humor comes from wisdom, and bad words come from incompetence. ? pine forest
Humor is a lifebuoy in the waves of life. ? Bula
23. What a gorgeous costume humor and a loyal guardian! It always surpasses the wisdom of poets and writers; It is a gift in itself and can put an end to ignorance. ? Scott
24. Humor: It can be said to be a seasoning, which can give people a subtle feeling to adjust their lives. Because some relaxed humor can change the atmosphere at that time, and can suddenly solve the deadlocked cold case. ? Nida Hirata Masayoshi
25. Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime for people who lack humor. ? Benchley
26. Humor and seriousness test each other, because if you don't want to accept a well-meaning joke, there must be doubt, and a joke that can't stand judgment must also be wisdom. ? Gauerk ya
27. The child will say: I want to get this bonus more smoothly than I do this, because I can express my thoughts at once without any tricks. ? Hegel
28. The internal source of humor is not joy, but sadness; There is no humor in heaven. ? Mark? between the two
29. People's talents are different. Some people can be humorous, others can't, and those who can't be humorous had better not be forced. ? Lao She
Humor is human nature. Maybe it can change the atmosphere for a while, but it can't change the pain for a lifetime. ? Fruit Chan
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