What funny homophonic jokes have you heard in your life?

There are many interesting homophonic words in life, some are good jokes, some can make people laugh, and some simple homophonic words can make an interesting story.

I like Li Bai's poems. Lu you was angry, and as a result, my family couldn't get online. You want to find Ouyang Xiu. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, he can go to Wang Zhihuan. If Wang Zhihuan doesn't give the exchange, you can ask Cai Yuan for compensation. If Cai Yuanpei doesn't pay, go to Huangting to get it. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da. If Cai Yuan doesn't compensate, he must consult with Yuan Longping. Huang Tingjian refused to take it, so he borrowed it from Pig Bajie. Don't borrow pigs, go to Guo Qilin. If you can't get it, go to Wang. If Wang doesn't help rob it, he can go to Du Haitao.

The Monkey King fell into the lake. When he landed again, he became Liu Er's macaque. It turned out that he fell into Lake Gale. The Monkey King asked Grandpa Land: Tell me quickly, where is my golden cudgel? Grandpa Land shivered and said, Great Sage, your golden cudgel matches your head. Also, I am a little crab. One day, I lost my pliers when I was walking. I went to see a doctor. The doctor asked me what was wrong, and I said I didn't have pliers.

I grow mushrooms in my parents' free time. I cooked mushrooms and ate them. I'm poisoned. I went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms. The doctor who went to the hospital to prescribe medicine told me that I couldn't take this medicine anymore. I was wondering why I suddenly fell down and there was a sound in my ear. It turns out that this medicine is a good medicine for going out! After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother smiled and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. So it's boring in the pot. On my way home to buy oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and fell into the mud. Originally called oyster paste.

When Liu Er's macaque came to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, only Tang Priest could tell the truth from the Monkey King. The Tang Priest said:? I want to eat peaches. ? The two monkeys hesitated and turned into peaches. Suddenly the Tang Priest shouted, Pig, give me that kiwi! ? Six-year-old son: Dad, I want to be an Arctic explorer when I grow up. ? Dad:? Well, dad supports you. ? Child:? But I want to start training myself now. ? Dad:? What kind of training methods? ? Child:? I eat ice cream every day to adapt to the cold life in the Arctic. ? Haha, these homophonic jokes are so funny.