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Short sentences that make your girlfriend happy before going to bed (40 highlights)

A word to make your girlfriend happy before going to bed-1. Why did you hurt me and make me like you so much?

If I can, I would like to spend every moment of my life with you.

I won't allow you to hit me, don't hit me, your hand will hurt very much, I am very resistant to hitting!

I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault.

5. Loving you is not the goal, but the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

6. I keep you in my heart.

7. If living is the greatest life that God has given me, then living without you is the greatest gift that God has given me in my mission.

I won't allow you not to trust me. I will do everything I promised, said and promised you!

9. If life deceives you, don't complain, hug me.

10. I won't allow you to stay up late, for the same reason as the second one, health is the capital of the revolution, and I don't want you to die before me!

1 1. Really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

12. If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

13. I have bright eyes, but I can't see you at any time. My ears are fine, but I can't hear your voice at any time. I have strong hands, but I can't hold your hand at any time. But I have a heart that can miss you at any time.

14. It has nothing to do with romance. I just don't think I can miss you anyway.

15. I love you, with my passion in my past sadness and my childhood loyalty. ...

16. I like you in a hundred ways.

17. The story is long and the ending is short. I started the story and it ended with you. Give an ending and marry me.

18. Sir, if possible, I want to turn into the spring breeze in March, with a little peach blossom fragrance, and suddenly jump into your arms.

19. Being loved is very happy, but I wish you a happy life.

20. I really can't think of your mood in one sentence.

A short sentence to amuse your girlfriend before going to bed 2 2 1 You can fall in love without a diamond ring, as long as you are still there; Without deposit, I won't leave, as long as there is your unique love. Our love needs neither splendor nor wealth. As long as you are here, happiness is there.

22. listen to me Why do you ask so many questions? I am by your side, and you are still going the wrong way!

I won't allow you to go far away without telling me, so I must be crazy!

24. Even if I endure loneliness, I don't care. You are happy every day, which is also my happiness.

25. If you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.

26. I miss you beyond words.

Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.

28. I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, although you said so firmly.

29. I won't allow you to be elegant and tepid. Put on more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

30. No dress fits like your love, and no decoration is as charming as your love.

3 1. I won't allow you to be elegant, not warm and wear more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

32. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!

I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations.

I swear, after many years, I still love you as I do now.

35. For a woman, money is not the point, the point is that you can stay with her at every critical moment.

36. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.

I won't let you leave me. My best score in rice running is 100 second. Non-abnormal girls should run, but you can't!

38. The road I have traveled is muddy, flat, happy and sad. The scenery I have seen includes mountains and seas, as well as dilapidated jungles. I have met many people, interesting and boring, but I like you best.

39. Losing weight may be hopeless. It's not that I don't exercise, it's not that I don't diet, it's because I keep you in my heart.

40. I only have eyes for you. Since I met you, all the prosperity has become the background.

How to make your girlfriend happy across the screen (40 highlights)

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.

2. Through the noise, "I realize that you are the most precious".

Love a girl, rather than letting go for her happiness, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness.

I won't allow you to be confused, little fool, and don't doubt whether I love you or not!

Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't tell you. I just know that you have become a habit in my life, an indispensable habit. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you. ...

6. I really want to hold you from this moment on, hold you tightly and walk towards God.

7. How nice it would be to meet at this moment!

8. You can fall in love without a diamond ring, as long as you are still there; Without deposit, I won't leave, as long as there is your unique love. Our love needs neither splendor nor wealth. As long as you are here, happiness is there.

9. I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.

10. You filled my life with love and tears. ...

1 1. I think I will still love you as much as I do now after fifty years.

12. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.

13. Falling in love with you is a kind of sweetness, falling in love with you is a kind of romance, hugging you is a kind of happiness, and guarding you is a kind of happiness. Dear, because I love you, everything is full of beauty. I love you for ten thousand years!

14. Maybe I don't have love as ardent as sunshine or as long as running water. All I know is that I have always loved you.

15. It is agreed that I will accompany you in autumn and winter.

16. I always have a toothache at night recently. It is because I miss you sweetly that my teeth are decayed.

17. I won't allow you to hit me. Do not hit me. Your hand will be very painful. I'm very resistant to beating!

18. I'm going to sleep, because all my dreams are about you.

19. The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

20. As long as I am with you, I don't care about the cost.

How to make your girlfriend happy through the screen 2 2 1 Next time I see you, I will definitely save all my body temperature and give you a warm hug.

I can't live without you in my love world.

23. Although the world is big, my heart is just a little bit, just enough for you. However, I can't let you out, because I can't get out and I'll get stuck.

24. It has nothing to do with romance. I just don't think I can miss you anyway.

25. Add your heart to mine, even if it hurts.

I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations.

27. Everything is right when you meet the right person at the wrong time and place.

28. My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

29. When I met you, all my luck ran out.

I won't allow you to go alone at night, because I will never let you go alone!

3 1. Drink your love bar, if you don't refill it, you will be thirsty all your life.

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.

33. When years burn everything on me, what I can't forget is your amorous feelings; When I close my eyes, what I long for is still your amorous feelings!

34. I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract!

I can't bear to leave your kindness to me. I can't bear to part with my love for you, my memories of the past and my thoughts of the present, my little past and the happiness you gave me. I don't want to lose you, let alone lose you. Forgive me.

36. What you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!

37. I don't allow you to be the happiest, because with you, I am already the happiest in the world, so you can only rank second!

38. You are my first and last love.

39. Honey, don't you want to lose weight? Eat less rice and more vegetables for lunch. You'd better drink some soup before eating, so that you can fill your stomach first and then eat less.

40. I really can't replace the feeling of missing you with one sentence.

Humorous jokes make your girlfriend happy. Short sentences (60 highlights)

Humorous jokes make your girlfriend happy. Short sentence (Part I) 1. As long as I am with you, I don't care how much I have to pay.

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.

May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

Loneliness is a cigarette, and missing is a tear. In the misty smoke, I saw your handsome face, as if it were as touching as when we first met.

Since we can't break up, don't waste time and get married.

6. Magpie witnessed our love coming to the bridge; Grapes have witnessed the rumor that our love is busy, and the Milky Way has witnessed our desire to turn love into a meteor and bring it to the Weaver Girl: Cowherd, meet at the Magpie Bridge on time today!

7. It is very unfortunate to tell you that at the moment you received this message, you have been poisoned by the most terrible poison on earth! And I visited all the planets in the galaxy, and no one can solve it! The only way is: you have to miss me!

8. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. No need to study. Forev

9. I won't allow you to go far away without telling me, then I must be crazy!

10. I look forward to seeing you before going to bed every night.

1 1. You are my first and last love.

12. You know, I've been lonely for a hundred years just to wait for you, and my love songs for thousands of nights are only for you.

13. Falling in love with you is a kind of sweetness, falling in love with you is a kind of romance, hugging you is a kind of happiness, and guarding you is a kind of happiness. Dear, because I love you, everything is full of beauty. I love you for ten thousand years!

14. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

15. Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart.

16. I won't allow you to stay up late. The reason is the same as the second one. Health is the capital of the revolution. I don't want you to die before me!

17. I don't know what will happen tomorrow, so we should cherish the time together now. If I can influence the future, then I hope I can be with you forever!

18. You can fall in love without a diamond ring, as long as you are still there; Without deposit, I won't leave, as long as there is your unique love. Our love needs neither splendor nor wealth. As long as you are here, happiness is there.

19. Set the warmth of winter, the rain and dew in the morning, the crystal of snow, and wash away the waves of the blue sea, just to send you the most sincere wishes on a special day, love you, and wish you a happy life and sweet love.

20. What you see is the real me, an endless touch that you and I are the most beautiful beings in this world!

Humorous jokes make girlfriends happy (part 2) 2 1. You came into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?

22. Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine or the long love like running water. All I know is that I have always loved you.

23. The mountains and rivers are flat and the scenery on earth is beautiful. Will you watch it with me, girl? At sunrise and sunset, white clouds rise.

24. Love is the love between you and me, caring for each other, holding your hand and growing old together!

Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.

26. I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I was reluctant to leave you, although you said it so firmly.

27. Drink the wine of love you brewed, and you will be thirsty for a lifetime without refilling it.

No matter where you need me, I will fly back to you.

I won't allow you to shout at me. Save it. Doesn't your throat hurt? It still hurts to shout it out!

30. Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine or the long love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and tried my best for you.

3 1. I love earthly fireworks. It happens that you are impartial.

32. In my heart, you are the most beautiful. Maybe you think there are many people who look better than you, and there are many people who are better than you. However, I just like you. No matter how good others are, it is not you. There is only one you in the world, a little better than you, a little worse than you, and none of them are you. And I love you just because you are so unique.

33. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your sad tree!

If possible, I would like to spend every moment of my life with you.

I won't allow you to haggle over every ounce. To be a woman, you have to be open-minded and broad-minded to be happy and obedient!

36. All I want is you, whether in this life or in the next.

37. I really want to hold you from now on, hold you tightly and go to God.

38. You are my first and last love.

Only if you are willing to believe, can you get what you want to believe. The right person will meet eventually, and the beautiful person will meet eventually, as long as you make yourself beautiful enough.

40. I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault.

Humorous jokes make girlfriends happy (3) 4 1. I am willing to wait for your warm smile in the early spring of 10 million years.

42. I won't allow you to be weak, you must be strong, and you must control me if I am so disobedient!

No matter what you think, remember that I love you forever.

44. I'm going to sleep, because my dreams are full of you.

45. Life is a long way. Let me go with you. I want to work with you to create a sky that belongs to us.

46. I always have a toothache at night recently, because I miss you too sweetly, and my teeth are decayed.

47. I want to grow old with you.

48. If you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. Happy birthday to myself.

50. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.

5 1. Always thinking of you, although we can't have every minute together.

I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: because you are mine!

53. You will always be the most elegant, abnormal and charming person in my heart.

54. Today, I will package and send you "happiness, happiness, wishful thinking and my apologies". I hope you can rest assured. It's not that I don't care about you, but that I accidentally hurt you. I'm sorry!

As long as I love you, I want nothing more.

Don't ask why I love you, because you are the reason why I don't love others.

57. Hold fast to the years, even if youth is gone, it will only accompany you.

I won't allow you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I love you!

59. You are the only one for me.

I told you last night that we should break up. It was just a moment of excitement.

Apologize if you make your girlfriend happy (60 highlights)

Apologize if you make your girlfriend happy (1) 1. I won't allow you to be lonely. My love and thoughts will always be with you. You won't feel lonely with them!

I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more than before.

Every day is a festival for people with feelings. A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a love for life!

4. What you see is the real me, a kind of endless touching, touching that you and I are the most beautiful beings in this world!

I can't bear your kindness to me, my love for you, my memories of the past and my thoughts of the present, my little past and the happiness you gave me. I don't want to lose you, let alone lose you. Forgive me.

6. With my heart, waiting for your heart, I won't give up; Win your heart with my sincerity, even if the sky falls, I won't change my mind; Write this message with my infatuation and look forward to getting your heart! Wish you a happy life!

7. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.

8. If it is doomed, I think it is also good.

I won't allow you to stay up late for the same reason as the second one. Health is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!

10. No matter in this life or the afterlife ... all I want is you. ...

1 1. I don't allow you to be elegant, not warm, and wear more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

12. There is really no way to replace your mind with one sentence.

13. When I met you, all my luck ran out.

14. I don't know if I really love you, but I know I can't live without you. If the earth is going to be destroyed, then I want to tell you that you are the only person I want to see.

15. I'm nine, you're three, and I'm still you except you.

16. I want to be with you all day. As long as you are around, I feel happy. No matter what difficulties I encounter, the sky will always be clear with you.

17. No matter what you think, remember that I love you forever.

18. Don't be paranoid in the future, okay? I know you are paranoid, because you are afraid that we will be separated, that one day I will not love you, and that someone better than you will attract me. Don't be afraid of all this A sea of people. I met you and chose you, because there is only you there, and I love you the most.

19. If you love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to let her go for her happiness.

20. How can eating be so cute? Have you been trained?

Apologize if you make your girlfriend happy (2)1. When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire is no longer hot, when the stone is no longer hard, when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you.

22. I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I have been reluctant to leave you, although you said it so firmly.

No matter what happens in the future, you are still my favorite person.

24. Don't ask me why I love you, because you are the reason why I don't love others.

25. The spring breeze kisses you and you smile; Rose kisses you, and you are happy; Mosquitoes kiss you and you applaud; I kiss you, you are happy. Hehe, today is Valentine's Day. Kissing you is not negotiable!

26. Do you know my seat? I made it for you.

27. My happiest thing is to be your angel.

I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years. Believe me, marry me! Let me prove it!

29. My dream is to realize all your wishes.

People are so strange that they don't say anything when they are deeply wronged, but cry when they hear comfort.

3 1. Time can't pour out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever.

32. Why did you hurt me and make me like you so much?

Looking at you, my eyes are full of happiness.

34. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

35. Sir, if possible, I want to turn into the spring breeze in March, with a little peach blossom fragrance, and suddenly jump into your arms.

36. Only you know my world.

37. I really want to hold you from this moment on, hold you tightly and walk towards God.

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

39. There is always a place and a person that will move you and make you want to stay. There is always someone who says sorry, which makes you feel sad and unforgettable. I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you.

40. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I just know that you have become a habit in my life, an indispensable habit. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you. ...

Apologize if you make your girlfriend happy (Chapter 3) 4 1. I am stubborn by nature, and love and hate are distinct. So I like you, not on a whim, nor because I don't agree with you.

42. I don't want to be gentle for a short time, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

I won't allow you to go alone at night, because I will never let you go alone!

44. You are my first and last love.

45. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I will do for you. How different you are in my heart!

47. Actually, when you think about it carefully, when you don't like someone, it is often the most relaxed and happy time. Although I feel a little lonely occasionally, all the time is my own.

48. Honey, don't you want to lose weight? Eat less rice and more vegetables for lunch. You'd better drink some soup before eating, so that you can fill your stomach first and then eat less.

49. Love is fate, affection, habit, tolerance, sacrifice, consideration and lifelong commitment.

50. When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and I am the only lonely figure.

5 1. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.

52. I won't allow you not to talk, baby. We also need to communicate. Even if I apologize unilaterally, you should give some face and say: I forgive you!

I can't live without you in my love world.

54. I didn't know the meaning of my existence until I met you; I didn't know that happiness was so hard-won until I fell in love with you. No matter when and where, I want to be with you until the end of time.

I love you, please believe me, I can't guarantee that I am the best, but I will try my best to do better.

56. No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

You always ask me what I like about you and why I like you. I just like you, like your eyes, like your mouth, like your ears, like your cheeks, like your outline, like yours, as long as it is yours, I like it. I like you for no reason or reason, just like the earth goes around the sun, which is what it is.

I won't let you leave me. My best score in rice running is 100 second. Non-abnormal girls should run, but you can't!

59. A few bottles of beer and two lines of nonsense. If you listen carefully, every word is I miss you.

As long as I am with you, I don't care what the cost is.