Ask for a funny short program.

As long as you are good at acting, this can be a good subject.

One day a few years ago (the beginning of the story is always a cliche, it doesn't matter, keep watching), an China, an American and a Frenchman were traveling together and got lost in the desert, with no food or drink. Run out of ammunition and food.

The three of them just walked, trying to find their way out of the desert. be tired and hungry ...

Suddenly one of them kicked a bottle, and a devil came out of the bottle. Then the devil said, "I am the devil, and I can grant each of you three wishes." Who said first? "

The American said, "I'll speak first! My first wish is to have a beautiful villa in new york, my second wish is to have a lot of money, and my third wish is to send me back to the United States. I don't want to stay in this damn desert. "

So, the American returned to America. He had his own villa and a lot of money.

Then, the Frenchman said, "My first wish is to have a beautiful villa in Paris, and my second wish is to have a sexy girl as a companion. My third wish is to send me back to Paris, too. "

As a result, the French also returned to their own country.

Finally, the China people said, "Hey, give me a bottle of Erguotou first."

The devil said, "OK, meet you."

So China people took a bottle of Erguotou. He raised his neck, snorted and finished.

The devil said, "What's your second wish?"

China people: "Hey, it's not enough. Give me another bottle of Erguotou. "

Another bottle of Erguotou ...

Gollum is finished again.

Demon: "What about your third wish?"

China: "Hey, being alone is really boring. You'd better call the Americans and the French back. "

As a result, Americans and French returned to the desert.

They have been looking for an exit. ...

When they walked around, they saw another bottle. Just like before, a devil came out of it. The devil said that I am the brother of the devil you met in front of me, and my magic is not enough. I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you.

The French and Americans said at the same time, "Let China speak first."

China people: "Oh, it's really boring. Give me a bottle of Erguotou. "

So he got a bottle of Erguotou.

Gollum is finished.

Devil: "What's your second wish?"

China people: "Oh, nothing. There is nothing wrong with you, go home. "

The devil returned to his bottle.

They continued to advance in the desert. ...

They walked on and saw another bottle, the same as before. A little devil appeared in the bottle. The devil said, "The devil says that I am the younger brother of two demons you met in front of me. I don't have enough magic. I can only satisfy one wish of each of you. "

The French and Americans are angry. They all said, "Send China people back! ! ! ! ! "

Finally, China people returned to their own country. Americans and French are still looking for a way out in the desert. ...