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Who can tell me what is the short classic line that Tang Yan said in A Chinese Odyssey? So don't throw things around, hit the children back. ...

Hey hey hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. How did you reply … you threw away the stick before I finished!

Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants.

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Legend has it that the Monkey King (Stephen Chow) escorted Tang Sanzang (Luo Jiaying) to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures. On the way, he conspired with cattle to kill Tang Sanzang and steal the Moonlight Box. Master Guanyin arrived at the news and wanted to get rid of the Monkey King so as not to endanger his life. Tang Sanzang was merciful and willing to give his life for it, so Guanyin made Wukong reincarnate 500 years later to atone for his sins.

One day 500 years later, the desert under Wuyue Mountain was full of wind and sand, and a strange female guest-Chunsanniang (Lan Jieying) came to the Axe Gang. They tried to rob under the leadership of Second Master (Ng Man Tat), but she stopped them. The bandit leader Supreme Bao (Stephen Chow) leads many people to take revenge, and Chunsanniang orders the bandits to find a man with three moles on the soles of his feet.

In the evening, the Supreme Treasure and others tried to hurt Chunsanniang with incense, but let her reveal the true body of Spider Essence. Supreme Bao sneaked into Chunchun's room alone and found an extra Bai Jingjing (played by Karen Mok). Supreme treasure fell in love with her at first sight. Two women, the second in charge of the night detective, found out that Chunsanniang was a spider essence and white. They are from Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi

Unfortunately, the second husband was caught, and Chunsanniang enslaved him by the method of shifting souls. Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree

Five hundred years ago, Bai and the Monkey King had an entangled relationship. In order to save the sovereign treasure, she injured Chunsanniang, but was poisoned and injured. At this time, the cow was killed, and the two women disappeared, holding the Supreme Treasure and the Second Master back to Pansi Cave.

Spring 30 Niang forced Bai Jingjing to kill the Supreme Treasure, but they were all locked in the office. Chun tried to use infatuation to deal with Bao, but he misused it on the second husband.

After escaping from the Supreme Treasure, Bai's poison attack began to turn into a corpse. Supreme Bao returned to Pansi Cave for nothing, and threatened Chun to go with him to save him on the grounds that he knew the whereabouts of Tang Priest. Bai woke up in the morning and didn't see the bag. She mistakenly thought that Bao ignored her and jumped off the cliff sadly. Fortunately, she was saved by the cow.

The Supreme Treasure found the moonlight box left by Daxian in Pansi Cave, and Niu Wangmo came to Pansi Cave with Bai Jingjing at this time. Bai thought that the child born to Chun Er and the second husband was born to her and Supreme Bao, and committed suicide in a fit of pique. In order to save Bai, the Supreme Treasure used the moonlight treasure box to turn back the clock. After several times, it broke down and took it back to 500 years ago. At this moment, Xia Zixian (Athena Chu) came to her.

In fact, this is also a kind of fate. The Monkey King is the supreme treasure, and the supreme treasure is the Monkey King. His life trajectory has already been set. No matter he puts on an iron ring, defeats Niu Wangmo, or even goes to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, nothing can change it. Poor sovereign treasure still doesn't believe all this and wants to fight.

Although he publicly claimed that Xia Zixian was his own, the fact is that nothing belongs to you. We all came to this world to create things.

Therefore, when Supreme Bao refused Xia Zixian's daughter, he still stubbornly believed that he liked Jingjing. After seeing Jingjing, he realized that the woman he really liked was Xia Zixian.

But fate seems to have been teasing him. In the dilemma, if you want to defeat the cow, you must wear a spell, but after wearing it, you will become a cold-blooded and heartless the Monkey King, who will follow the Tang Priest to the Western Heaven to learn from the Buddhist scriptures.

This film is an ancient Buddhist concept of causal love, which perfectly interprets the eternal truth of love and the unique funny elements of the film. It not only touched countless lovers, but also made ingenious explanations for the problems in love. Maybe this is what the director wants to express. He explained countless puzzles through movies, but only kept the simple and complicated question of love.