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A man saw a pile of things on the road, squatted down to smell it, said it might be poop, touched it with his hand and licked it in his mouth. It was really poop, but fortunately he didn't step on it! ~

A man saw a pile of things on the road, squatted and smelled it, saying it might be poop, touched it with his hand, licked it in his mouth and said, well, poop is really not stepped on! ~

Going to the top of Mount Tai with friends to watch the sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky and said, "I saw it!" " ""I saw it, too! "At this time, someone came out with trousers in the distance and scolded:" See it when you see it! "What are you yelling about!"

Watching the sunrise with friends, a friend at the top of Mount Tai pointed to the sky and said, "I saw it!" " "I saw it!" At this time, someone in the distance raised his trousers and came out to scold: "I saw it!" What are you yelling about! "

Once upon a time, there was a polar bear who wanted to play with penguins, so it took him four years to reach the penguin's home. "Dangdang Dangdang ..." "Who is it?" "I am a polar bear. I am here to play with you. " The penguin opens the door and says to the polar bear, "Go to your house to play."

There was once a polar bear who wanted to play, so it took him four years to go to the penguin's home. "Dangdang Dangdang ..." "Who?" "I'm a polar bear. I'm here to play with you." Penguin opens the door and says to polar bear, "Go to your house to play."