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Ten strange jingles in Jining

Jining is a strange place.

First of all, the counties and cities below it are more famous than their own schooling in other places. You said Jining, you don't know where it is. When you say Qufu, you will know that it is the hometown of Confucius and Mencius and the country of etiquette.

Qufu: the hometown of Confucius and the location of the Three Holes.

Yanzhou: one of the ancient Kyushu, one of the top 100 counties in China, an important transportation hub in China, rich in coal and iron.

Zoucheng: one of the top 100 counties in China, the Beijing-Shanghai high-speed railway passed.

Weishan: Top Ten Charming Wetlands with Beautiful Scenery in China.

Yutai: Known as the "Land of Fish and Rice in the North of the Yangtze River", Yutai Rice is more famous.

Jinxiang: the hometown of garlic.

Jiaxiang: the birthplace of filial piety culture in China and the hometown of stone carving in China.

Wenshang: China Fodu (1994 Baoxiang Temple excavated 936 relics and other treasures)

Surabaya: the whole town of China.

Liangshan: A hero!

Secondly, Qufu Airport is not in Qufu but in Jiaxiang; Yankuang Group is not in Yanzhou, but in Zoucheng; Rencheng district city government is not in the central area; The Central Public Security Bureau is not in downtown, but in rencheng district; Rencheng district Public Security Bureau is no longer a city, but also in the downtown area; Tangkou coal mine is not in Tangkou, but in Nanzhang; Nanzhang is in the north of the city; North Lake is in the south of the city. Jining University is in Qufu and Qufu Normal University is in Rizhao.

Also, it is said that Jining is the capital of the canal, and it has always been thought so. After all, all kinds of rivers around are often seen, but since I went to Liaocheng, I found that Liaocheng is known as Jiangbei Water City, and I feel that the excavation and protection of the canal is more careful than Jining. At least people built a canal museum and publicized the culture of protecting the canal.

Jining is also a frequent visitor in the forefront of pollution rankings.

The wage level in Jining is not high, but there are large supermarkets one after another. Ginza He Jiong and Wanda Aeon love customers more than RT Mart Suning Jiulong Yiwei, and their consumption level is not cheaper than Jinan.

House price, how can a better house in the urban area be 6k-7k? Compared with the ordinary monthly salary of 3-5k, it is not cheap.

Jining eats, the most famous are cakes and casseroles. Forget it. I'm hungry. I'll be more later.

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I read some books about Jining today, and now I want to share my remaining impressions with you.

Guji water, which originated in Jiyuan County, Henan Province, once flowed through the northern part of Jining, from which Jining's "Ji" came; Jining is also called "Ning" because of its high terrain and fear of floods.

Jining has three glorious periods.

1, Three Emperors and Five Emperors

2. Spring and Autumn Period and Warring States Period

3. Yuan and Qing Canal Period

Look at the maps of Jining in different dynasties and find that

1, Qufu is Lu to the east and Qi to the west.

2. Qufu and Zoucheng were the main cities in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period; Yanzhou is the core city after the Han Dynasty. After the Yuan and Qing Dynasties, Yanzhou took Rencheng as its core city.

3. Weishan Lake was originally four lakes, and it was formed as a whole the day after tomorrow.

At that time, the railway construction had to go through Qufu, but Qufu refused it on the grounds of disturbing ancestors. So Yanzhou was selected, and Jining especially wanted to fight for it. The relevant host was loosened, but Yanzhou was decided because of corruption.

5. Jining is mountainous in the east and plain in the west; There are Liangshan Revolutionary Army in the north and Weishan guerrillas in the south.

Historical anecdotes (mistakes)

Why do Li Bai and Du Fu have a good relationship? Also lived in Rencheng for 23 years?

Because Li Bai's father is Rencheng County Commandant and Du Fu's father is Yanzhou Sima.