Who has puns in English jokes?

These are the three most popular online:

There used to be a very tall lady in our town. She wore a dress of size 16. I have known her since she was young, but she is much younger than me.

Why do you think she is wearing size 16?

I guess she's only 8+8.

Submitted by David Trimingham

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A man wanted to borrow another man's newspaper. He asked, "Have you finished reading it?"

The other man replied, "No, I'm Norwegian."

Submitted by Aleksander Eriksen

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I was arrested at the airport. Just because I'm greeting my cousin Jack!

I only said "Hi, Jack", but it was loud.

Submitted by Carcelli's family.

I have another one.

My brother told me that Jack's left leg was amputated. What a pity!

Oh, he's fine now!

This is a pun website, which is very interesting.

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