A joke caused by a strong accent

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "Rabbit (comrade), shrimp (villager), pig tail (attention)! No pickles (no talking), pickles are too expensive (meeting now). " After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please (now the township head is invited to speak)!" " The head of the township said, "Rabbit (comrades), the dog has had enough food today, and everyone is chinemys reevesii (let's make a big bowl)! Don't be a pickle (don't talk), I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you (I'll tell you a story). "

Answer a phone call from a new client. I don't know who it is. It has a strong accent.

I made a record for him. "What's your name?"

"My last name is Yao" and "Yao?" "Damn it!" "Where is this name?"

I turned on the speaker and asked a group of people in the office to help me guess my last name.

The customer on the other end of the phone is in a hurry. "It hurts me, how come you don't even know it hurts!" Despair is the death of playing basketball! "