Selected weekend humorous short message sentences

1. On this snowy winter weekend, I have nothing valuable for you, only a bag of black things, which is charcoal that I burned on the mountain for a month. Please accept it.

Now, I have to admit that you are the best friend I know, and I feel very happy with you, really! Sorry, I typed one more word "Chu". Hehe, just kidding. Have a nice weekend in the cold winter.

3, icing on the cake is a buddy, a timely help in the snow is a friend, and sharing weal and woe is a brother. However, I feel that the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn is a bosom friend. I don't have many bosom friends in my life, so you are my bosom friend.

4. Keep your blessings in your heart, pray for happiness to melt in your heart, and store your smile in the warm sunshine in winter, so that you can feel the warmth like spring in winter. Another weekend is coming. Have a nice weekend!

Time is full of color, air is fragrant and mood is bright because of blessing. When you open the information, my blessing will make you relax at this moment! Have a nice weekend!

6. Don't stop at the bottom of your heart because you are too busy, be cold and gentle, and enjoy the blessings of life because of helpless pursuit. It's the weekend, don't forget-have a good rest!

7. When you open this short message, I have sent my blessing: it's time to have a good rest at the weekend. I wish you a happy mood and all the best!

8, hey, buddy, you can take good care of yourself in the distance, have a good rest on weekends, don't catch a cold with a runny nose and sneeze occasionally, which means I am thinking of you ~!

9, tired, have a good rest; Don't blame yourself if you are wrong; Pain is the ladder of happiness; Only when you have been hurt do you know what treasure is; Being drunk is torturing yourself; Laugh, and you will forget to cry; Send me a message if you are bored.

10, life is dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky. Life can also be a poem, singing all the way. As long as you treat it with care, every day is happy. Have a nice weekend!

1 1, time flies, busy, usually greeting less, thinking more, I wish you a comfortable sleep and have a nice weekend!

12, a good story has no ending, sincere friendship needs no words, caring friends exchange messages, and the radio waves of blessings will not stop. The greeting messages express their wishes: Have a nice weekend!

13, time is full of brilliance due to blessings, air is fragrant due to blessings, and mood is bright due to blessings. When you open the information, I wish you a blessing to relax at this moment! Have a nice weekend!

14, the weather is tired, give up the sun and choose the moon. Flowers are tired and give up the beautiful choice of fruit. Do you feel tired after a busy week? I hope my insignificant greetings can drive away your fatigue for a week! Have a nice weekend!

15, greetings: Have a nice weekend. The howling north wind blows away your troubles and brings good luck for a whole week.

16, this message is concise, short and pithy, ending with an exclamation point, and the artistic conception is remote and natural. Abandoning the accumulation of rich and colorful ci and fu, a wisp of ink-scented words flows out of its true nature. Happy weekend!

17, life is a play, and whether the play is wonderful or not, the most important thing is to look at the holiday life. Wish you a wonderful life. I wish you a happy weekend and a colorful life!

18, it's another weekend. Clean up your busy mood, stop rushing, and let's have a happy weekend! Let happiness surround you, let happiness surround you! Cold winter, warm as spring!

19, it's finally the weekend. Come out with a tired heart, feel the beautiful sunset, listen to the breeze, look up and enjoy the autumn sky, let your mood fly freely and have a happy weekend!

20, so many charming weekends, attracting countless busy people to bend over. Shopping, having some money, my friend, is too * * *. I wanted to sleep more, so I let out a scream, but I couldn't bear to part with the bowl. Let bygones be bygones, sincere greetings, and look at this one.

2 1, how hard it is to work at ordinary times. I want to sleep when I get home, and my heart is very haggard. I advise you not to be too tired at work. The weekend has finally come again, and the lazy bed is really not much better. The mobile phone is not turned on, and the game is uncertain. In short, everything is fine at the weekend!

22. It's almost the weekend. Shall we do an experiment? If you can stand up and raise your hand, you can invite me to dinner this weekend. If you can stand tall, I'll treat you to dinner this weekend. Try it quickly, reply and tell me, I want to know the result!

23. Holding a cup of green tea, reading a book and thinking of you after a long separation. Seeing that the weekend is coming again, I wish you to put down your work and have fun. I wish you a happy Sunday and a happy day!

24. Throw away your busyness, grasp your happiness, give your mood a holiday, don't torture yourself, enjoy your leisure life and sing happily. Have a nice weekend. Don't be too talkative with friends. I sincerely wish you smile often and contact me often.

25. Plant a happy tree at the weekend, go back for a leisurely walk, embark on the road of freedom and break into the fog of good luck. Get rid of fatigue and be happy. Thousands of flowers bloom, and you are at ease. Everything is not difficult, and success will help. I wish you infinite happiness.

26. Birds can soar with their wings, ships can travel thousands of miles with motivation, and people can rest and struggle better. The weekend is coming, I hope you can be happier with my blessing; Have a nice weekend!

27. A white dove is educating her children. She saw you just basking in the sun and said, look, if you don't study hard, you'll have to burn the boiler naked! Happy weekend, man!

28. The weekend is like a little girl's first love. She always hides half of her face behind her guitar and waits for a long time to see it. But my blessing has long been like a flood, and now it has finally burst its banks. I wish you happiness every day!

29. The highest state of friendship: each enjoys well-being and does not disturb each other. The highest state of love: love each other and grow old together. The highest state of life: no regrets, dumbfounding. Greetings to the highest level: always remember to contact at the weekend.

30. Hey, when the weekend comes, I'm ready for you: dancing happily, singing good luck songs, toasting you, cheering for good luck and falling in love with you happily. Good friend, don't thank me, just be happy!

3 1, I walked a lot before I found you on my way. I saw a lot of clouds, only to find that you are a colorful cloud, and only after drinking a lot of wine did I find that you are a good wine. I met a lot of talents, and I was most looking forward to finding you. Have a nice weekend, my friend.

32. In the face of everything, we are all sympathetic but have different ideas; In front of friends, we all have the same hand but have different ways. The weekend is coming, and my idea is to bless my friends. My practice is to send a short message: May you be happy and worry-free.

There is a slight breeze in the silent morning. The slight breeze is cool, and there is my gentle greeting in the coolness. May my greetings bring you a good mood at the weekend!

34. The alarm clock is noisy and the phone is noisy. Leaders are not allowed to go to bed early on weekends; Although things are trivial and a little tired, I believe it doesn't matter to you; Come on, show more, and raise your salary early; Don't complain, don't shout tired, and go to bed early when you come back from work.

35. Draw the heart of "missing" with "sincerity". Please attend the arraignment this weekend. No matter how far away I am, I will never stop loving you. On the weekend, you and I spend the full moon, heart to heart, and happiness is no longer ethereal. Honey, I've been thinking about you. See you this weekend!

36. At the weekend, I was in a panic, and I didn't know where the sadness came from. Friends are dating and colleagues are busy working overtime. Full of blessings, send a message to your heart. Good luck on the weekend, win the beauty and take it home!

37. You are busy doing something every day. This thing of yours is thinking about someone for a long time. It's the weekend, and it's time to take a vacation for yourself.

38, in a good mood, send some; So happy, add a little; So happy, a little more; Good taste, come a little; Good force, add some more; I'm so happy. I made some. Wish you a happy weekend and a happy life.

39. When the weekend comes, don't work, forget to socialize, put on all the suits and shoes and put your tail up. Sleeping casually allows you to play freely and freely, even if you think wildly, I hope you can have a happy smile.

40. Weekends are not everything, but you can't do anything without them. The weekend is coming, I hope you can sleep if you want, and get drunk if you want, as long as you are not tired; Run if you want, jump if you want, just don't worry. Rest assured, happiness will always be with you.

4 1, good articles can't be ignored, good wine can't be ignored, good days can't be ignored, good clothes can't be ignored, good mood can't be ignored, good friends can't be forgotten, friends, I wish you a relaxed and happy weekend!

42. Less overtime pay, more staying up late, less health, more home tickets, more power, less freedom, less exercise, less troubles, more friends and less difficulties. At the weekend, no matter how much, I feel better.

43. Vientiane weekend update, I wish you a refreshing experience; Knowledge is updated, and the scenery is completely new; Bring forth the old and bring forth the new at work, and make new achievements every month; Always innovative. Have a nice weekend and have fun every day!

44, a good mood, wake up with a bright smile; Fresh air washes away the troubles of life; Colorful sunshine ushered in a good mood; Warm wishes, don't rush early, don't rush late, come at this time, I wish you a relaxed weekend.

45. Have a happy weekend, put aside your work for a while, sleep when you are tired, run when you are not tired, laugh when you are in a good mood, and make trouble when you are in a bad mood. Being happy is very important, and no one cares. What you want during the holiday is happiness. Have a nice weekend and have a good mood!

46. There is a kind of flying, just happiness, a kind of firmness, just health, a kind of busyness, just happiness, and a kind of blessing, just browsing, friends, have a nice weekend.

47. If Monday to Friday passes like a torrent, then I wish you a happy and happy weekend like a gentle stream! It's another weekend, I hope you have a new beginning!

48, a week's work, tired; A week's mood, bored; Leisure weekend, here; Weekend time is enough; Be in a good mood and have it; I feel more happy; Accept my blessing; The ultimate goal is to make you have a good weekend.

49. Beauty belongs to others, don't love it. Honor belongs to everyone. Don't be proud. Life is tangled, don't be afraid. Suffering is short-lived, don't panic. Desire is endless, don't be greedy. Weekend is fleeting, don't waste it, have a good rest.

50. The rocking little wooden horse is the idea of childhood, the spinning little wooden horse is the heartfelt words of childhood, and the small wooden horse on the chest is the fireworks of childhood and an unforgettable happy time. I hope to get together again on our weekend.

5 1, weekend, holiday, friends gathering, really lively, I miss you, I said family, I love you, I drink some wine, good sisters, I go shopping, I am normal, I am really happy, I am not bored, I am fine.

52. Warm wishes are sent from the sky, wishing my friends happiness forever! Thank you, Feng Er, for my sincere concern and wish my friends a happy life! Winter, warm!

53. Another beautiful weekend, my friend. Stop your hurried steps and put down your busy work! Happiness is around us, leisure is around us, and this wonderful weekend makes us happy!

54. Expectation, where is the end of the long road? Looking back at the mountains and rivers, it is raining everywhere. Back to the peak, the beauty is just right, there are so light flowers everywhere, and I am also light and happy to accompany Yi. I miss you and I love you. I didn't work hard at the weekend. You and I had a good time.

55. Worry, anxiety and busyness belong to the first five days of the week, while happiness, optimism, happiness and leisure belong to the weekend. I wish you a happy weekend!

56. Your weekend balance is insufficient. Please call the happiness hotline in time and apply to the Good Luck Center. The reservation is successful, the connection is healthy, the call is safe, and happiness is used to recharge. So you can do anything you want on weekends.

57. Your happiness is what I miss in my heart, your health is what I look forward to every day, everything goes well with you is my eternal wish, and my happiness is to see your happy smiling face. Honey, have a nice weekend!

58. The wind blows gently, which confuses my thoughts; Clouds fly gently, with my concern; Greet the company gently and pour out my blessing: the weekend is coming, I hope you can enjoy leisure and double your happiness when you are not busy or tired!

59. Looking forward to, looking forward to, the weekend has come, happiness and pleasure, happiness and satisfaction, thoughts and blessings have also come with this short message! I wish you a happy job and a happy holiday!

With the coming of the weekend, I decided to send you a rainbow: happy red, sweet orange, lucky yellow, energetic green, safe blue, lucky blue and happy purple. I'll send you all the colors together. Have a nice weekend!

6 1, the beautiful starry sky is inseparable from the embellishment of friends; A comfortable life is inseparable from the comfort of friends; Happy parties are inseparable from friends; A happy life is inseparable from friends. Today is the weekend. I wish you a good dream every night and a good taste of life!

62. Continuous spring rain; Brilliant, it is a sunny spring day; Fragrance is the fragrance of spring flowers; What is fresh is the fragrance of spring mud. The sun is shining and the scenery is good. Go for an outing and run, my friend. May you smile and worry!

63. At the end of the day, send a text message to wish: I wish you a happy mood for leisure and entertainment, a gathering of friends and family, a relaxed and happy weekend, a smoother work next week and a double harvest of wages and bonuses. Have a nice weekend!

64. The sweetness of memory is popcorn, the romance of love is rose, the fragrance of green tea is jasmine, and the blessing of friends is money that can be spent. I wish you an unexpected harvest this weekend, good fortune and, most importantly, happiness.

65. On weekends, signing friendship drives away loneliness and coldness, and deepens friendship and contacts. Worry and sadness are dispersed with the wind, and friends get together for a drink, and happiness and sweetness are there. If you are busy and have no time, I wish you a warmer harvest! Happy weekend!

66, a week's work, busy, physically and mentally exhausted, weekends, fell asleep, too lazy to cook, order takeout, idle, get together with friends, bless text messages, read slowly, and forge a deep friendship and experience with your heart.

67. When the weekend comes, the exclusive secret of happiness is for you: put aside work, worry, worry, body, mood, teeth and smile. Have a nice weekend!

68. It's another weekend to send blessings. I'm not satisfied with your blessings? I'm happy today. I'm lucky to find my wallet. When you meet a beautiful woman, you can enjoy happiness without working. It is a blessing to return my blessing, otherwise everything is a false blessing.

69, beauty is not beautiful, with the weekend; Kiss or not, weekend people. It is said that the weekend is beautiful. I wish you a clean sweep of fatigue, all troubles, all busyness and leisure like sunshine. There is sunshine on your face, because I bless you with me.

70. Every time Xia Feng blows, I will think of you; Every blessing message brings your heart closer to mine; Today is the weekend, so I want to express my sincere wishes to you. Have a nice weekend!

7 1, it is a happy thing to be with your family. It is very simple to do something for your family. It is a duty to guard the love nest for your family. Today is the weekend. Have a good time with your family.

72. Another wonderful weekend, my friend. Put down the hurried steps and stop the heavy work! Happiness is accompanied by comfort! This weekend, let's have fun and relax!

73, five days of work to create a career, get twice the result with half the effort. Play for two days at the weekend, relax and enjoy life. After a week of laughter, all my troubles and boredom vanished. It's the weekend. Contact me, Doby Lele. Happy you and me!

74. You are a lighthouse and a road sign, guiding me forward; You are the horn and drum, inspiring me to work hard. Because of you, I am not afraid of wind and rain.

75. Friends are like pieces of puzzles, which are combined into beautiful pictures. If one piece is missing, it will never be complete. You are an important chess piece I don't want to lose!

76. A friend is an antidote to melancholy, a lost road sign, painful advice, a smile when frustrated, a hug when crying, and a reliance in trouble!

77. The best friend is like good tea, which is light but not astringent, fragrant but not tangy, slowly floating in and refreshing. Being a man is like drinking tea, just be light! friends.

78. On the weekend, send seven happiness: family cares about you, friends greet you, lovers miss you, good luck follows you, and happiness accompanies you. The key is the seventh happiness. Someone wishes you a happy weekend!

79. According to unreliable information, every month's salary will be paid according to the last four digits of everyone's mobile phone number. Let's take a look at your mobile phone number to remind you to make preparations early and strive for a raise. Have a nice weekend!

80. Short messages run fast and fly in the clouds. I wish a good friend: someone loves you every day, you have extra money every month, you get promoted and made a fortune every year, and you are always happy when you are away from home. You will be happy after reading the message!

8 1, entrust a wisp of breeze to bring you a wisp of fragrance, cut a cloud to wrap you in a colorful section, put on a starlight to send you a miss, and send you a short message to make you happy. Wish you a happy life with a heart song.

I wrote a song and a short message. There are thousands of stars hidden in the song: look at the stars, one, two, three and four are arranged in a line, and I will make up a short message for you. I can't meet you every day, but I can always miss you! May you be happier every day ~

83. Kind greetings: Are you busy? Light tenderness: don't be exhausted! Heartfelt blessing: peace and happiness! I only hope that when you see the message, you can smile knowingly! Have a nice weekend!

84. Let time send my thoughts, let the wind send my worries, let me bless you from afar, and hope that you will be happy every day and forever!

85. Let your heart cross the valley, wade across the clear stream, look for grass and pursue a spring.

86. When the weekend comes as scheduled, I will send you a happy gift package: karaoke, wine and food, sauna, pedicure, beautiful women hugging each other, singing and dancing all night, and the presidential suite is at ease. The way to get the gift package is to sign in at the Duke of Zhou. Have a nice weekend.

87, triple jump on weekends: worry about cleaning, shopping, and heartbeat; Invite friends to get together to talk about what's going on in the world, contact more with information and greetings, and friendship will jump three levels; This message calls your attention. Don't hesitate to skip class on weekends. Happiness belongs to you immediately. Happy weekend!

88. If life is a river, I wish you were a boat that never stops moving. If life is a boat, may you be a sailor rain or shine. A happy life is in your own hands! A little encouragement. Have a nice weekend!

89. Feel free and carefree; Casual and indifferent; Happy with fate; Be spontaneous and clear; Keep pace with the times and be calm; Follow one's inclinations and be aloof from things. The weekend is coming, and the blessing will never be casual. May you be happy with me.

90. Don't neglect greetings because you are busy; Don't neglect rest because of work; Don't neglect health because of hard work; Don't ignore the connection because of the distance. The weekend came, and my friends blessed me in their hearts. Don't forget the warm greetings.

9 1, invite you to the seaside on weekends, invite starfish to dance happily, watch jellyfish swim leisurely and pay attention to lovely dolphins. Don't be afraid of their occasional indifference. Your safety has always been protected by me, and my happiness comes from your reply!

92. Let go of work pressure and bid farewell to hard work; Call for rest and say hello to entertainment; The door of happiness is open today, a bright smile is blooming, and the words of blessing are warm and heartfelt. Have a nice weekend!

93. I couldn't help running to your door that day to tell you what I thought, but I didn't have the courage to say it in the end. Today, I finally got up the courage to tell you "Have a nice weekend".

94. You bit me last night, and I got a red pimple, which itched me to death. You say you love sweet blood, and you are not polite to me at all, so I am shy.

95. Late at night, a ghost knocked at the door, emboldened himself, peeped through the door, exposed his face and fangs, and was terrified. Suddenly he held out his hand, dragged you out of the building, put his arm around your head, coughed from time to time, shivered for half a night, and finally said it. Tomorrow and Saturday, I will have a good time with you.

96. I have no place to play this weekend. I volunteered to work overtime. The boss is in no hurry. Turn on the computer to see: don't bother if you don't go to work on weekends. Thank you! From the computer.

97. The weekend is coming. May the fresh air surround you, say good morning, be in good spirits, stretch and send a short message: I wish you all the best and have a nice weekend! Oh, sorry, I typed an extra word "out" ~

98. I drive a three-wheeled BMW to congratulate you at a strong speed: congratulations, congratulations, it's not easy, it's hard, it's not simple, it's so tough, you have to plow while pulling a cart, and you can finally graduate in the scorching sun.

99. Missing you makes me more silent. I can only use * * * words to express my feelings for you. Can you hear my heartbeat? My dear weekend!

100, what is the weekend? I think about you every day. I hope you can wait until the end of time. My brother can't wait. Come on, weekend, I want to be with you forever!

10 1. Every weekend is your blind date, and you are still single for two years. I wonder why. None of them seem right? Either this one is fat or that one is short, or the other person doesn't feel it, or the other person looks at it. Don't be too picky when you are old, just do something similar. I wish you a blind date again this week. When you meet the ideal single person, you two will smile at each other and agree for life!

102. Remember that weekend? You broke my heart. Watching you wander around, working overtime really hurts me. Why is it so difficult to love weekends? Do I care too much about you? Maybe you always have a heart and never remember me!

103, weekly mood table: Monday is depressed, Tuesday is agitated, Wednesday is looking forward to it, Thursday is eager to see it, Friday's dream comes true, Saturday is relaxed and happy, and Sunday gradually turns from happy to depressed.

104, looking forward to sleeping on weekends and waking up naturally. I looked at my watch. It's only five o'clock sharp. It's still early to go to bed. I'll open my eyes when it's dawn. It's convenient to fall asleep. When I got up, I looked at the clock again. The pointer points to 9 o'clock. Why is it dark outside? I suddenly realized when I looked at my mobile phone, and I slept for nearly two laps. You are not a pig, but you are a pig. You slept in a daze. Everyone else envies your ability to sleep. I wish you continue to sleep on weekends, and I will bother you when you go to work on Monday!

105, the weekend has quietly arrived. When I think of you, my heart is full of our days together, just like a song and a poem. May this short message, like cool comfort, send my greetings and blessings and drive away the suffering of your scorching sun. Ah! Fate, let's get to know each other ... don't be too moved. Just because the recent rise in meat prices has set a new record, I want to sell a pig that is reading information.

106. Who told you to go out at the weekend? Does the country allow it? Don't you know that being so beautiful will disturb public order and hinder traffic? I have applied to the state to be your full-time bodyguard. Everyone knows that you are getting more and more beautiful. I will protect you at the weekend ~

107, Tang Priest said: There is infinite love in the world, ants are not afraid of the sun, and Laozi is not afraid of monsters (monsters). As long as love remains the same, the prince is helpless. Don't behave badly and throw people away as a competition, otherwise the Buddha will be surprised, and the truth is worth 10 thousand yuan. Fall in love on weekends, not indefinitely. If you are helpless, why come to the game? Give you a love, save stealing food.

108, do you want to get ahead in the new week? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to be famous? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Do you want to be lucky? Stop dreaming and go to sleep. ..

109, I like chatting with you, and now I'm lonely every day because you don't have me. If you want to win my heart, you must be an expert in chatting, and be humorous and tell jokes. I don't like vows of eternal love, money and power Do you want to be relaxed and lively? Remember to date me at the weekend.

1 10, there is a man, he is my pig, crying with me, he is my cat, running with me, he is my dog, walking with me, don't say I call him an animal, because it is my weekend, and I love him more than anything else.

1 1 1, looking forward to, looking forward to, Sunday is coming, the sun seems brighter, the flowers seem brighter, the clouds seem more beautiful and the mood is happier. Have a nice weekend.

1 12, Zhang: Part I: Busy day, idle day, happy day, looking forward to day, working time. Bottom line: sleep for a while, wake up for a while, sit for a while, lie down for a while, because of the weekend. Horizontal comment: I looked forward to coming for two days in five days and didn't come out for half a day. When I saw this, I was going to your place.

1 13, Part I: Busy day, idle day, happy day, looking forward to a day, working hours. Bottom line: sleep for a while, wake up for a while, sit for a while, lie down for a while, because of the weekend. Horizontal batch: five days, I hope to come for two days.

1 14, wife, I scolded the dark clouds and drove away the heavy rain in order to accompany you on Sunday. I invited Sunshine and Breeze, and even Sister Cai Hong brought her.

1 15, express my thoughts without any language. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I ask you out day after day. You always say that you don't have time, but you just refuse to see me. I really want to say to you: it's the weekend, pay back the money quickly!

1 16, the study pressure is high, the work requirements are high, and the weekend has arrived, both can be thrown away!

1 17, how time flies! It's the weekend in a blink of an eye. I'll give you some signals to hurry up and get together at the weekend.

1 18, Lao Zhou's family has seven children, and the daily cleaning task is scheduled. Monday is Zhou Da, Tuesday is the second child, Wednesday is the third child, Thursday is the fourth child, Friday is the fifth child, and Saturday is of course the sixth child. So who is this weekend?

1 19, the weekend is very difficult, and there are no holidays on it. Overtime is bitter and sweet.

120, in your dream, you became a handsome guy who kept singing. In a short time, I finished singing Monday's noise, Tuesday's anxiety, Wednesday's fatigue, Thursday's anxiety, Friday's sadness, and a wonderful weekend. What a good cricket brother! Otherwise, how could you hide under my bed and sing so well!

On weekends, you are always happy. Why? Because I drove away your work fatigue for a week, drove away your fatigue and boredom for a week, drove away your leadership bullshit for a week, blew away your lazy party for a week, and left you a girl to sleep with you for the weekend. Honey, are you still dreaming?

122. On a poetic weekend night, the moon hung shyly in the night sky, and the lotus bloomed quietly with the moonlight night. This beautiful scenery reminds me of you who is equally beautiful. Are you still working at this time? I guess so. It's strange that you mosquitoes don't come out to bite on such a good night!

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