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Technology Joke - The Highest High Technology

One day an American, a Japanese and an aborigine were taking a sauna together. Suddenly, the American's arm rang, and the American pressed When he touched his arm, the ringing stopped. The American said proudly: "This is our new technology. As long as a chip is transplanted into the arm, it can be used as a telephone."

After a while Yes, the Japanese's palms also rang. The Japanese picked up their palms and whispered in their ears. The other people were even more surprised. The Japanese proudly said: "This is also our latest technology. With a chip implanted in the palm, the palm can be used as a mobile phone. "

The aboriginal man went to the toilet silently with low self-esteem. After a while, he came back with it still stuck in his butt because he had not wiped it clean. Half a sheet of toilet paper.

The Americans and Japanese laughed and asked the natives: "What is that?"

The natives had an idea and said: "Oh! A fax has just been sent over."< /p>

High Technology

There was a man waiting for the six o'clock flight at the airport, but he forgot to bring his watch, so he wanted to ask someone. At this time, he saw a man carrying two huge suitcases struggling to walk over. On his wrist was an extremely beautiful watch that was clearly a high-tech product.

"Excuse me, what time is it?" he asked.

"Which country is the time?" the man asked.

"Oh?" His curiosity came, "In which countries do you know the time?"

"All countries," the man replied.

"Wow! That's a really good watch!"

"That's not all. This watch also has a GPS satellite system, which can send and receive emails and faxes at any time. This The color screen can watch NTSC TV programs!" The man showed him, and it was true!

“Oh! That’s great, I really want to own a watch like this. Can you...can you sell it to me?”

“To be honest, I’m tired of it. I've got this watch, how about $900?"

He immediately took out his checkbook and wrote $900 to the person, "Deal!"

" Okay, now it's yours." The man was relieved and handed the watch to him, "This is your watch," and then pointed to the two big boxes on the ground and said, "These two are batteries!"