What are your embarrassing moments of social death?

It is inevitable that people will accidentally say the wrong thing in their daily lives, which may be interesting to others, but it is really the right time for the parties to die socially. After a long time, they will occasionally think about it in the middle of the night, and then their toes will curl up. ...

No 1。 The moment of social death in junior high school

I never thought I would die that day. One morning in junior high school, I was busy copying notes. Suddenly, I didn't understand what was going on, so I watched my bowl roll to the ground. The classroom suddenly became quiet, and then everyone burst into laughter. I finally realized that my bowl somehow fell out of my schoolbag, so I crustily skin of head and quickly picked it up and stuffed it into my schoolbag under everyone's gaze. Everyone is still laughing. The teacher wants to continue teaching, which may be too funny. I couldn't help laughing again, and then joked, "I really saw my rice bowl left here today. Students should protect their rice bowls in the future." I listened to everyone's laughter and remembered what had just happened. I felt really funny and embarrassed, and then I couldn't stop laughing myself, and my face turned red. I would like to remind my friends that when the rice bowl is in the schoolbag, remember to zip it. )

No2。 The social death moment in college

How embarrassing it is to be called by random names. The ending of death is courier brother! When I got off the dormitory, I returned the courier. As soon as I saw it, wow, many students who returned goods were waiting for their names and zip codes. I'm afraid it will take a while. After a while, it was my turn ... it was my turn. The courier brother asked loudly, boots, boots, what's your name? Just think about it (Chongqing accent). It suddenly occurred to me that I just changed my name. Help me! I really can't say it! I'm just saying, um, this. . . I don't know, uh ... . Then! The courier brother was suddenly very excited and said: Oh! I know! You are the man! That cannon! ! ! At that moment, it was easy to say that my pupil was an earthquake. The courier brother immediately said, no, no, no! Not a cannon! You are a squib! ! ! ! I quickly said, go, go, go, go! I want to study in another school. Thank you.

Third. The latest moment of social death

I have never met a two-way crush, but I have experienced a two-way social death! After a sleep, I still can't forget it. It's really embarrassing! Last night, I was walking home, and a boy walked beside me. Then I kept playing with my mobile phone and didn't pay attention to the road. Piaget gave me a big shock as soon as he fell down, and then really, in less than a second, he got up and continued to walk at a brisk pace. He probably thought,' As long as I get up fast enough, no one will notice me'! Here comes the point. You know, people always have the problem of being embarrassed for others, and I feel embarrassed, so I accelerated my pace and even wanted to surpass him. The more I think about it, the more funny it becomes. Then I walked next to him and instantly played back the picture of him falling, pooping and laughing. . . Ah, help! I personally never laughed at him, so I really didn't hold back my sobs! ?

Have you dug up everyone's magic fairy tale castle? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. In fact, the death of the club is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the embarrassment after the death of the club can't be solved. Some social deaths may blow like the wind. And some social deaths may require the parties to spend a lifetime to calm down.