An old joke about typos. Fifty words.

1. Li Hongzhang was a famous minister in the late Qing Dynasty. Once, he had a distant relative to take an exam. This man is so ignorant that he doesn't know how to answer a question when he receives the test paper. At this time, he had a brainwave and suddenly thought that he was a relative of nave adult Li Hongzhang, so he wrote on the test paper: "I am the wife of nave adult Li Hongzhang." This ignorant relative actually wrote "Qi" as "wife". The examiner smiled, so he approved on the test paper: "As nave's own wife, I dare not marry (take)." Therefore, this relative is still at the end.

2. Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate whose handwriting was very scrawled. He wanted to treat the guests that day, so he wrote a note for the officers to buy pig tongues. Who knows that the word "tongue" is written too long and divided too widely. In ancient times, the officer mistakenly thought that he was told to buy 1000 pigs. Now the servant was as busy as a bee, running all over the city, going to the countryside to buy, and finally bought 500 pigs. As soon as he felt that he couldn't do the job, he pleaded with his master, hoping to buy 500 less. The county magistrate said angrily, "I told you to buy pig tongues, but I told you to buy thousands of pigs." Hearing this, the officers replied, "Nothing! But in the future, please pay attention to your master. If you want to buy meat, you must write it shorter, not to buy my wife. "

3. On singles, there is a man named Bu, whose name is unknown, and another named Ju Chi, whose name goes without saying, and they became sworn brothers with different surnames. One day, the elder brother didn't have to say to the younger brother, "Our names are all strange, and my surname is even less." You see, the word "burial" is like the word "home", but it is a little less; It looks like the word "Meng" and has no head, just like an official with a belt. Now I will discuss it with my brother. Could you please move a little from the waist of the word "Bu" to the head of my word "Tomb" to make me a "home"? "The younger brother replied," It certainly doesn't matter if I lend you a little money to become a' home', but don't I want to be a bachelor when you become a home? "

4. Ji and Dry Mouth There was an old man who wrote the word "Ji" on the table before going out to visit friends in the New Year. He thought he would be lucky, but he went several times without even drinking a cup of tea. He came home angry and looked at the words on the desk again. Unexpectedly, he stood in the wrong place and read the word backwards, so he said smartly, "I thought I wrote the word' Ji', but it turned out to be the word' dry mouth'." No wonder I didn't even catch a cup of tea. "

Is it okay?