Ask for some funny jokes.

1 .5 yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang. Call the hundred-dollar bill: "Hello! Your son is here. If you don't want us to kill the ticket, you can exchange yourself for him! " The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said, "tear it up, you don't even have five dollars!" " "2. A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. Man: "I want a wife." ... the magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully, "I'm starving and covet beauty!" Pathetic! "Then he disappeared. Man: "... cake. "3. The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" "You will die if you cut so badly.

Seeking adoption is a satisfactory answer.