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He Hui's classic quotations from He Hui's comments
1. France vs. Russia: Ding Weijie: But as for this wave, if you get it, you will be a hero, if you don’t get it, you will be a bear. He Hui: Or it could be pig red.
2. Arsenal vs. Fei Yannuo: He Hui: Speaking of airplane phobia, my partner Ding Weijie and I both have this problem! Ding Weijie: But Hong Kong requires a long flight, so you have to be patient when taking a boat! He Hui: It’s going to be five days, I’ve asked! Ding Weijie: If you don’t have a partner, you won’t know what to do for five days! (Friends, can you hear the overtones?)
3. Newcastle vs. Chelsea: Newcastle goalkeeper Akiyun shook his hands when he met the opponent's player Xian Dun's shot, and the ball came from Jiyun's big and small family passed by - commonly known as "sick eggs"! He Hui: A disease, a golden egg!
4. Jiang Zhongde: Wow! Tathagata's divine palm! He Hui: What position is the Tathagata's palm in? Jiang Zhongde: Double dragons and double palms! He Hui: The Tathagata has two dragons and two palms.
5. Jiang Zhongde: Hey, Bixian’s white hat looks so pretty! He Hui: Maybe there will be dialogue Boot! ? Jiang Zhongde: Good luck that Boot is not green! He Hui: You've failed me all!
6. For the first time, Beckham wore a boot with his son's name printed on it. When an opponent's player stepped on a shoe... He Hui: If the shoes were changed to have his wife's name printed on them, , will it be tight? Tie it tight. (-!-)
7. Jiang Zhongde looked at He Hui's pair of shoes, and then said to He Hui: "Your pair of shoes are so beautiful! They are yellow and green. Fortunately, you are not a doctor. ." He Hui: What is it? Am I not aware of this? ! Jiang Zhongde: It’s yellow and green! After hearing this, He Hui and Zhong Xi burst into tears. (He Hui is cheating?!)
8. He Hui: Everyone is looking at this wave. It is Lonnie Johnson who came up to comb his beautiful hair into a wave. (After slow-motion replay...) He Hui: Look clearly, it turned out to be Lonnie Johnson who came forward to comb his hair and watched the opponent's defender score an own goal!
9. Bullington vs. Bolton: He Hui: In the second half, he borrowed one from the city, but then Bege (Bright defender) gave the first goal first. (The literary talents are so good)
10. Galatasaray vs. Liverpool: (1) Galatasaray has a defender named Victoria... Jiang Zhongde: What is the real name of Victoria? Smooth and pleasant to listen to. He Hui: I wonder what Beckham knows about him? Jiang Zhongde: I don’t know how to drink sugar.
11. Galatasaray vs. Liverpool: (2) When He Hui introduced the reserve players of Galatasaray, there was a player whose name was transliterated as Shu Jin... Jiang Zhongde: The name is so funny. It's called "losing tightness"! (Ha! Ha! Ha!) He Hui: It’s not like we lost too much! Jiang Zhongde: But it’s important to lose! He Hui: But there is no one in their team who is called "hard loser".
12. Manchester United vs. Nunt: When Buffs ran outside the penalty area and competed with the opponent's players, he found that the ball was missing... Jiang Zhongde: Buffs was chasing Bo La again. . He Hui: When I looked down, there was nothing high up there, and it was not around me. It turned out to be behind me. He Hui: I wonder if he can find it if he has a dupp with the size of Buffs? Jiang Zhongde: Let’s try it. He Hui: I don’t think I can find it.
13. Leicester City vs. Manchester United match: Jiang Zhongde: After watching this scene, there will be another live broadcast at 9:55. You can shake off and drink some tea first. See you again at 9:55. He Hui: I can’t sleep at night drinking tea party. Jiang Zhongde: I just want to have a good time, there will be a lot of waves tonight, so I won’t have a good time! (He Hui was so impatient that Jiang Zhongde blew him up.)
14. Leeds United vs. Charlton: He Hui: If Martin gets a raise, Charlton will be full of gold and silver! (Kakaka)
15. Middlesbrough vs Liverpool: He Hui: If Enns gets two more yellow cards, he will be suspended. However, Enns has nothing to do even though he is suspended. When he has time, he can dress up as Tiger Woods!
16. Derbyshire vs. Newcastle: (1) Jiang Zhongde: A wave comes out, alas! He had no idea that he would have gone to the sunbathing place and would not have begged for clothes if he had known ahead of time! ~~~
17. Derby County vs. Newcastle: (2) When a Newcastle player kicked the ball high and out of bounds... He Hui: This is really a draw. Feel good and refreshed! (Fight him to death)
18. Derbyshire vs. Newcastle: (3) Jiang Zhongde: La Yunli’s Q is so weak, it’s a bit like an old cat’s whiskers. He Hui: It’s an old fox’s beard.
19. West Ham vs. Manchester United: When the game entered the second half of the second half, the score was 2:4. West Ham was two goals behind. At this time, some fans had begun to leave. Suddenly... West Ham interrupted Manchester United's pass on the right, and then launched a quick counterattack, 3:4! Ding Weijie: That's the first fan, please tell him to turn around. Maybe they heard something and immediately turned around to see what happened. He Hui: Maybe I have to rush to collect my shirt. Ding Weijie: It’s so long, it’s all wet. He Hui: They endured it so hard.
20. Manchester United vs. Liverpool (01/02 first round): Brown and Buffs had a misunderstanding in front of their own goal. The two bumped into each other, leaving Oyun to hold the chicken in front of the goal. He Hui: "I'm really wronged!"~~~~
21. Chelsea vs. Manchester United: The referee awarded Manchester United a throw-in, and Su Na had some opinions. He Hui dubbed on the spot: Su Na was mumbling in his mouth, ‘Me? I? I? Is it really about me? ! I haven’t weighed it yet! ’
22. Chelsea vs. Manchester United: Ding Weijie: When Manchester United won, Chelsea felt that it was boring to have a player, but Sir Fei felt that it was very enjoyable. The most important thing is Bosnich.
23. Leverkusen vs. Manny: (1) Toby Moon went out of the bench to yell at his own players, and the referee walked over and warned him. He Hui's voiceover: You can't come out, you have to go in. Hey, it’s hard to step out of this box. If you don’t get kicked out of the show! Ding Weijie: You have your say, he has his own troubles. Zhong Zaidu continues to make trouble.
24. Leva Gurson vs. Manchester: (2) At the end of the game, Manneau's team pressed forward. Colan made a long shot and was saved by a player from Leva Gurson to protect the empty goal. He Hui: Look at the sharp figure below, he is really a boy of the same generation! Player No. 35, Parasindy!
25. Basilna vs. Galatasaray: Jiang Zhongde: There is a player in the team named "Nicholas Gu". What if I read it faster? Huang Xinggui: It turned into "喖喖喖喖". (Actually, Peter is pretty good at it)
21. Arsenal vs. Yip Shiwick: (1) He Hui: Should I drive or not? Jiang Zhongde: It seems that it is not driving. If you want to help He Hui, you can do it! He Hui: No cards? ! Jiang Zhongde: There is a yellow shirt on your body!
22. Axian Nu’s treatment of Ye Shiyu: (2) Jiang Zhongde: Do you see it? Two toes? ...Determine one finger toe? ...Definite five fingers and toes? ... He Hui: There are five of them!
23. European finals (Real Madrid vs. Leverkusen): (1) Suddenly a Scottish fan was wearing a black and white jersey cut from the Real Madrid home and away uniforms, with a Scottish shirt underneath. Skirt, with a hat on her head, rushed to the scene. A policeman immediately walked over to pull him out, but the fan refused to leave, and the two sides pushed him back and forth. Then Roberto Kallus also walked over and grabbed a policeman's shirt. He Hui: Carlos, don’t be so excited, be gentle! Ding Weijie: I'm here to watch the waves. I'm neutral.
24. European finals (Real Madrid vs. Leverkusen): (2) A fan walked onto the field with his upper body naked... Ding Weijie: I am naked from the waist up, but where is my lower body?
26. 2002 Korea-Japan World Cup (Spain vs. South Korea): (1) He Hui: (Vendida) used to play in the Valencia team, and he sat down after arriving in Las Vegas. sun.
27. 2002 Korea-Japan World Cup (Spain vs. South Korea): (2) He Hui: (Ahn Jung-hwan) Can’t score from 12 yards, can’t score from 22 yards, can’t score from 32 yards Not allowed to enter. If it doesn’t work, do you need two codes to enter first?
28. 2002 Korea-Japan World Cup (Spain vs. South Korea): (3) He Hui: Zuki is actually like this at Real Betis. You can’t let him play smoothly. Once he kicks smoothly, this player can't stop him even if he is banned... Are you going smoothly? Living like this, I am not going home smoothly, really!
29. 2002 Korea-Japan World Cup (Spain vs. South Korea): (4) He Hui: Spain has some help from the football card. Chen Weicong: He really likes to watch the Spanish Saga. He Hui: I like to watch them all, but they are both bourgeois and Korean.
30. 2002 Korea-Japan World Cup (Spain vs. South Korea): (5) He Hui: Of course I have to watch Hiddink. I can’t make a phone call for him. Eric Tsang: Don’t you have his phone number? He Hui: No! ha! ha! ha!
31. Arsenal vs. Bertram: (1) He Hui: Wei Chen (Brittingham’s goalkeeper) is finally doing well.
Guess, there’s money left!
32. Arsenal vs. Bo Minghan: (2) He Hui: Maybe the shirt is beautiful, and the gentleman will not fall to the ground, because he is using one hand to get rich.
33. Arsenal vs. Bertinho: (3) He Hui: He is really a good guy who can fight to death, and he has such sharp eyes and good grasp of the ball. I can't stop you from showing off my cup waves first!
34. Arsenal vs. Birmingham: (4) He Hui: Marcus (Bermingham’s coach) made an appearance again. Look, Ruth looks a lot like Clinton.
35. Aston Villa vs. Liverpool: Jiang Zhongde: It’s Mefei again, and he eats wave cakes! You can eat wave cakes until you are full, but there is no need to eat rice in between battles. Huang Xinggui: I should wait for a while to buy rice cakes!
36. Manchester United vs. West Brom: (1) Jiang Zhongde: Guineas, who has a lot of news, barely comes out, of course he is not happy!
37. Manchester vs. West Brom: (2) He Hui: This year’s team (Mandarin) is new again, the shirts are new again, even Beckham’s hair style is new, take a look Is there any new drama?
38. Manchester vs. West Brom: (3) Jiang Zhongde: It’s offside! He Hui: Is there any? If you turn it into a ball card, can you see what it is? Jiang Zhongde: That’s what I said! He Hui: That’s all you have to say! In fact, the wave was not offside when it came out.
39. Manchester vs. West Brom: (4) He Hui: You are not wearing a suit! Jiang Zhongde: Is it possible? He Hui: Yes! It’s a good idea!
40. Manchester vs. West Brom: (5) He Hui: Has Ke Nai ever won the title? Jiang Zhongde: I heard that I scored 5 goals in the friendly match! Does it count? He Hui: Probably not. Friendly matches are not official matches. Jiang Zhongde: It doesn’t count. Friendly matches are just tournaments! He Hui: No! Because these competitions are not affiliated with any association!
41. Manchester vs. West Brom: (6) Jiang Zhongde: Do you think we should switch sides? (1 minute later...) Jiang Zhongde: Let’s start the estimate! The estimate is open! He Hui: Could it be Bit? Jiang Zhongde: Wrong! ! It turns out to be Hualang! He Hui: Okay, okay! Good exchange!
42. Manchester vs. West Brom: (7) When Manchester leads 1:0, the players of Manchester are not making progress. He Hui: There are hundreds of thousands of fans who want to join Manni again! Jiang Zhongde: Are you sure? He Hui: I didn’t tell you that! Do you think anyone wants West Brom to join the league? Jiang Zhongde: It’s incredible to have such abilities.
43. Chelsea vs. Manchester: In stoppage time, Fowlan was ready to come on. Ding Weijie: Sir Yafei said: If you have a few minutes, you can create a spell for me to see!
44. West Brom vs. Lester: (1) He Hui: (Southernton’s coach) This action is so exciting! As soon as the sound was heard, the old chewing gum came out, and after the sound was finished, it was stuffed in again. Jiang Zhongde: Is it inappropriate? He Hui: People see their ambitions
45. West Brom vs Leeds: (2) He Hui: Although West Brom lost 1 point, many fans were very excited! Jiang Zhongde: Are you excited? He Hui: Xiaoxiao.
46. West Brom vs. Lester: (3) I don’t remember what I said before... Jiang Zhongde: I want to sell the players! He Hui: Throw it aside? Thrown into the sea?
47. Bertram vs. Leslie: (1) Ding Weijie: Because he fainted, the ball card did not require him to leave the field. He Hui: He can do it, why should he stay here? He is not a dragon gate.
48. Bertram John vs. Leslie: (2) Ding Weijie: After entering the wave, look to see if there is anything going on. He Hui: Of course it’s not about Xia Wen from Liverpool.
49. Birmingham to Leslie: (3) He Hui: What is Clinton doing again? Ding Weijie: Actually, He Hui, you're talking about Bethany's team leader, Ruth.
50. Bertram vs. Leslie: (4) Xia Di stood in front of the corner kick spot to prepare for the corner kick, and when he set up the ball with his hand... He Hui: Oh~~Show it beautifully first. , beautiful addition. Pretty enough~~
51. John John to Leslie: (5) Ding Weijie: Oh~~ Do you believe it or not? Another audience member said that the two of you were very bad at talking about Bo Lao, starting from the beginning to the end, but there is really such a sentence to say that sentence.
52. Bertram vs. Leslie: (6) Ding Weijie: Did Paul foul? He Hui: Yes. DUN is a horse, and it is buried in a collision. (Baoye bumps into him, He Hui says so softly) You’re dead! !
53. Birmingham vs. Leslie: (7) Ding Weijie: Douglas led Birmingham to win the first game of the Premier League.
He Hui: Zhong wants to win against a strong team! Ding Weijie: Daniels lost to Bisindranze in the last game. He Hui: Oh~~it’s not so fragrant now.
54. Hindland vs. Mandy: Macadia violated Guinea, which caused a dispute between the two... Macadia made a writing gesture to Guinea, satirizing the words in Guinea's autobiography content. Ding Weijie: Mercadia said "Write me! Write me! Write me!" 55. Bolton vs. Vera: (1) He Hui: It doesn't matter if it's just a mascot. Degree! Please DUM first after doing this. The only mascot is of course Baodun Gala.
56. Bolton vs. Vera: (2) Ding Weijie: If you want to blame Vera for letting Schumi Go go, it’s understandable. In fact, this Angwen is not bad at all. (While praising the goalkeeper, he immediately kicked the goal kick out of bounds) He Hui: Ouch~~! Ding Weijie: The sound came out. Although there was no friendship, it didn’t move. After the praise, he kicked the wave out of bounds.
57. Bolton vs. Villa: (3) He Hui: Wow! How surprising! Charlton's pants are all buried in a vital position!
58. Bolton vs. Villa: (4) Ding Weijie: There is no limit to what can be achieved in Formula One. I wonder if there is a timer on the next day and how long the needle will last? He Hui: Maybe I will be patient. The second important thing is to plan the game outside the court and inside the court.
59. Lesi Ni vs. Man Ni: (1) He Hui: Ling Misi fell to the ground like a gold ingot.
60. Lesni vs. Manni: (2) Ding Weijie: Xia Di and Susi Hecha wanted to leave after a hard fight. Qiu Zhuan, please stop, I have a piece of beef jerky for you to eat. One per person.
61. Chelsea vs. Newcastle: He Hui: Dixie Lee is like a ghost. Whenever there is a call that is unfavorable to Chelsea, he will get rid of the ball.
62. Tottenham vs. West Ham: (1) Jiang Zhongde: Is he just afraid that Zugel will be injured? Are you afraid that Zugaoer's appearance will be ruined, isn't he such a handsome guy? ~~Because I had three stitches in the last scene! ~~ He Hui: Is it possible that this handsome boy will not be able to join the national team? Jiang Zhongde: I want to ask Prophet Alison!
63. Tottenham vs. West Ham: (2) Jiang Zhongde: Straight love seems to fly away! He Hui: What is called "The Flying Bird Again"? Jiang Zhongde: Now it’s a heavy responsibility!
64. Tottenham vs. West Ham: (3) Jiang Zhongde: The boss of Tottenham spent 200 million to open a football school and the stock was listed. In short, there are a lot of good things coming to Tottenham! He Hui: Gama has been released once before? Jiang Zhongde: Come again many times! Aren't you afraid of too much money? He Hui: But the stock prices are not very high.
65. Tottenham vs. West Ham: (4) Jiang Zhongde: Looking through the mirror, there is a hole near my knee. There are several cores protruding! He Hui: There are so many marks on the players’ bodies! Jiang Zhongde: What are the achievements of these departments?
66. Tottenham vs. West Ham: (5) He Hui: In modern football, there are often fights and hugs in the penalty area, but there is no tolerance for each other! ~~
67. Lester vs. Arsenal: (1) Ding Weijie: See Yun Na Paosila again. He Hui: Actually, he can sing quite well. He once sang a song. On the streets of London, many people sang with him, and they were so upright! Ding Weijie: I’m afraid that no one else can sing it. He Hui: And those Arsenal fans sang loudly.
68. Leslie vs. Arsenal: (2) He Hui: The ID card doesn’t even look “like”, just click it if you want.
69. Lester vs. Arsenal: (3) Ding Weijie: Even Bruno and Paul went to watch Arsenal vs. PSV. After training, they took a plane to the Netherlands. After watching, Bo flew to the same team again to train with Bo, and the team leader said that he had done enough. He Hui: There are so many airlines to show you off!
70. Leslie vs. Arsenal: (4) Ding Weijie: Arsenal has many young players.
He Hui: Let’s see if there are any people who didn’t even have their ID cards~~ Ding Weijie: 1982, 1983, 1985… He Hui: They really didn’t have their ID cards in 1985! Ding Weijie: Here’s the children’s ID card!
71. Leslie vs. Arsenal: (5) Ding Weijie: Jane shot to 4 to 1! He Hui: Everyone is here, the party is on!
72. Leverkusen vs. Manni: Jiang Zhongde: The moon is shining! He Hui: The Mid-Autumn Festival is here~~ Jiang Zhongde: There are so many yellow fields! (Pointing to the moon) He Hui: What are you talking about? (Referring to Tobi Munna) Jiang Zhongde: No! It's black!
73. Roma vs. Real Madrid: Cafu was playing tricks on several Real Madrid players. He Hui: Kafu words, hello! Okay! ~~It’s not fun to have too much fun! I can't believe I won the World Cup!
74. Real Betis vs. Basilna: (1) Jiang Zhongde: A×× may not be able to beat Zukunli! He Hui: Can you take the photo so slowly?
75. Real Betis vs. Basilna: (2) He Hui: All emergencies must be loosened first!
76. Charlton vs. Manchester: (1) Jiang Zhongde: The one with the highest artificial intelligence may not be stable. He Hui: Huh? ! Is No. 7 on the opposite side so dangerous? (Talk about Beckham)
77. Charlton to Manchester: (2) He Hui: It’s like playing golf. Jiang Zhongde: The craze is coming! Vedic Cup. Many people watch golf after watching football, and watch football after watching golf.
78. Charlton vs. Manchester: (3) Jiang Zhongde: Coran! ~~I hate being the first one to join the wave in the competition, so much so that my saliva is drooling! He Hui: I’m going to bring Fan Tiao Shui Jian onto the stage to fight the waves!
79. Charlton vs. Mandy: (4) He Hui: Mandy Zhong is tied to Kelan Zai... Jiang Zhongde: I have to use the word "Zhong" for the tie. "Zhongxi..." "Zhongxi..." But it's all good. Otherwise, the opponent played multiple defensive players, and the formation was closed!
80. Charlton vs. Manchester: (5) Jiang Zhongde: The atmosphere on the scene is so exciting! ~~So proud! ~~ He Hui: So good! Some dance steps. Just go out and do some part dancing with Fei SIR.
81. Charlton vs. Manchester: (6) Jiang Zhongde: (Kelan) Did any of the shots pass the goal in this game? He Hui: It seems like nothing. Jiang Zhongde: This is so tragic. As a forward, I played for 50 minutes without a single goal.
82. Charlton vs. Manchester: (7) He Hui: There is no such tacit understanding between the two evil spirits before. Jiang Zhongde: If you want to see them, see Bu Li Ban! He Hui: It hurts! ~~ Jiang Zhongde: Can such a killing kill anyone? He Hui: Kill both evil spirits! It's a double evil!
83. Charlton vs. Manchester: (8) Jiang Zhongde: There is a Premier League game at 12 o'clock in the middle. The game was sharp at 3:30 between the lines. Don't stop here, everyone! Shake it off, eat a bag and get another one. He Hui: Should we drive or brush our teeth first? Jiang Zhongde: Don’t drive and stop. After watching the movie, it was not too late to have an early breakfast at 5 o'clock, then brush my teeth and go to bed. He Hui: You shouldn’t watch the game tonight and brush it first! Jiang Zhongde: That’s not good, my breath is bad! !
84. Juventus vs. Newcastle: (1) He Hui: Dibia Road is like diving.
85. Juventus vs Newcastle: (2) He Hui: Newcastle is looking very bad! Jiang Zhongde: It’s not that generous. Maybe a miracle will happen. Take a look at the remaining three games. He Hui: I thought a miracle would happen in the next few minutes!
86. Juventus vs. Newcastle: (3) He Hui: The singing you hear now is very different from the singing you usually hear in the Premier League. Of course it comes from Juventus. fans. Jiang Zhongde: Can you tell what kind of song is being sung? He Hui: I’ll just leave it for you and listen! Jiang Zhongde: The singing is beautiful, coming from Juventus fans.
87. Bayern Munich vs. AC Milan: He Hui: The referee and Roberto Gaohua made a very correct move. "Hey, you want a start first! You are so tough and open-minded, and you can't even open a Lecosta!" Jiang Zhongde: You said it for 10 seconds, and people don't seem to have it. Talk about growing up!
88. Newcastle vs. West Brom: Huang Xinggui: 10 players in yellow and green jerseys went to the backcourt.
Jiang Zhongde: This game is not a yellow-green doctor, but a yellow-green player!
89. Southampton vs. Manchester City: Ding Weijie: Hello~~You were a forward in that team. How many goals did you score in your best record? He Hui: I'm so young~~One ball starts with two goals~~
90. Southampton vs. Fulham: (1) Jiang Zhongde: I really want to open a forum waiting for you. Let’s discuss this issue with some soccer players. He Hui: I'm surprised they don't want to discuss it.
9. Shoeton to Fuham: (2) He Hui: Now the sun has gone away and the wind has picked up again. Jiang Zhongde: You will accept the sun's words, but Mr. Taiyang will not accept his words! I’ll post it for you to take a look at! He Hui: That’s what I mean.
91. Southampton vs. Fulian: (3) Jiang Zhongde: You seem to be talking, Gao Ma, where are you? He Hui: I'm tall enough personally, but I don't know what I mean! Jiang Zhongde: Gao Ma acridine. Maybe it's a horse, but not a person!
92. Southampton vs. Fulham: (4) Jiang Zhongde: It’s all over the line, so let me get it right! He Hui: Overturned!
93. Southampton vs. Fulham: (5) Jiang Zhongde: We are at home, so be polite! He Hui: Stay away, okay?
94. Southampton vs. Fulham: (6) Jiang Zhongde: They (Fuham) will have a meeting if they don’t decide, just like having a meeting after losing a wave in mid-week. He Hui: I wonder where they will spend their time? Can't open it in a hotel? Jiang Zhongde: Hotel? ! However, times are not good at home. Fu Xian is preparing to build a new stadium and wants to save money! Maybe in the locker room!
95. Deportivo La Coruna vs. Bayern Munich: (1) Jiang Zhongde: (Bayern Munich) seems to be greedy and robbing money. "There's no money! Why not?"
96. Deportivo La Coruna vs. Bayern Munich: (2) Jiang Zhongde: It seems like it's raining heavily. He Hui: It really rained all night... Bayern Munich! Jiang Zhongde: Our house is here. He Hui: It’s all due to leakage.
97. Deportivo La Coruna vs. Bayern Munich: (3) He Hui: (Bayern) is not dead yet! Jiang Zhongde: I have half a life left. Look, I won’t lose any life in the remaining ten minutes.
98. Deportivo La Coruna vs. Bayern Munich: (4) Jiang Zhongde: I will send you to the death row! He Hui: He’s dead, he’s dead!
99. Tottenham vs. Chelsea: (1) He Hui: Across the Chu River! Chelsea on the right, Tottenham on the left.
100. Tottenham vs. Chelsea: (2) Jiang Zhongde: Let’s see if Keba Tushua can help the team reverse the situation! He Hui: The most important thing is not to help the opponent get an own goal!
101. Tottenham vs. Chelsea: (3) He Hui: The big-eyed boy. But it seems that my eyes are not that big and generous? Jiang Zhongde: What’s the explanation? He Hui: I don’t know!
102. Deportivo La Coruna vs. Real Madrid: He Hui: Vennabis replaced Feigao in the right midfield. It seems so expensive to look far away! Ding Weijie: It should be a mixture of Fei Gao and Karanka.
103. Man Yu to Southampton: Ding Weijie: His own people stepped on the trap he set up. He Hui: I’ve said it many times that there are regulations on the sidelines of the Ottford Stadium. But some players in Manchester are already used to doing it. The bottom line is good, at least there are some billboards blocking it, and the players seem to be playing on the SIR slide. There are stone excrement ditches on both sides. If the line falls, it will hurt! Ding Weijie: It's really like "Fei Ge fell into the ditch"!
104. Manchester City vs. Manchester City: (1) Ding Weijie: Wow! This Geda is really sharp! He is a national football player in Bermuda and also has a football school. And Mannan's defense scored two more waves, and the children didn't immediately go to get their hands on the paper! He Hui: Then it’s not called Geda, it’s called Fufa!
105. Manchester City vs. Manchester United: (2) Ding Weijie: Everyone knows that my partner Bo Ru loves the same jersey between the two teams. I can't tell you, do you think he is wearing another jersey tonight? How many pieces have you picked up since you arrived this season? He Hui: Let’s talk about the offensive first.
106. Manchester City vs. Manchester City: (3) After the game... He Hui: Now I can tell everyone. In fact, I’m wearing a shirt from Manchester City, and it’s signed by Sun Jihai!
107. Ajax vs. Inter Milan: (1) He Hui: Gao Gao actually has a lot of scandals in Italy, and this one is related to a handsome guy like him.
... Jiang Zhongde: The handsome boy you mentioned is so tall!
108. Ajax vs. Inter Milan: (2) He Hui: Liverpool trailed Basili 0 to 2. Basili’s two forwards each scored 109. Ajax vs. Inter Milan: One ball. Shut this guy up!
110. Ajax vs. Inter Milan: (3) Jiang Zhongde: It’s not just that Liverpool has been frozen in water, it has been frozen in ice water!
111. Ajax vs. Inter Milan: (4) Jiang Zhongde: I suddenly worshiped God, and Matras looked ahead. Does it hurt? It hurts? He Hui: It seems like something happened!
112. Arsenal vs. Tottenham: (1) Jiang Zhongde: This Sabine, you say it belongs to Sweden, Egypt, Finland, in short, it can be called whatever you want. ! He Hui: How many passports does he have? Jiang Zhongde: So it’s time to ask his prophet!
113. Arsenal vs. Tottenham: (2) Jiang Zhongde: Wow! Keda is so tired. Shouting: Come on! persist in! That’s cool~~~~~ He Hui: If you add some German military uniforms, they’ll be great.
114. Arsenal vs. Tottenham: (3) He Hui: Talking about dizziness, I thought of a joke. I once went to another place to watch waves, not in Hong Kong. One player was knocked unconscious from the kick, and at the end of the game, he asked us who we were paying to play, and it was Hong Kong! We later learned that he had temporarily lost his memory. Jiang Zhongde: I wonder if he (Birkin) remembered to check the house and ask someone to borrow money? He Hui: Even the system is so simple, just pound it!
115. Arsenal vs. Tottenham: (4) Jiang Zhongde: Henry has NEWS recently. During the game against PSV in midweek, someone said that PSV's Yun Bangmei was seen spitting at Henry. Regarding racial discrimination, UEFA has already conducted a detailed investigation. If it is found that it is true, he will face suspension. He Hui: I hope he is really a "garbage bug" spitting everywhere. In fact, it’s hard to tell. You have to take a look to see if it’s really true. He vomited when he held his face crooked, and he vomited unintentionally. I have tried to fight, and I will finally say "say sorry" to others.
116. Arsenal vs. Tottenham: (5) Tottenham fell behind by three goals. The camera saw a young Tottenham fan who was not energetic and had wet eyes. Jiang Zhongde: How sad you are when you look at this little fan. He Hui: What about the fixed eye makeup?
117. Liverpool vs. Hindland: (1) Jiang Zhongde: Close up... When I saw Meifei’s pretty face, her left side was blooming! He Hui: You are so stylish! Jiang Zhongde: A flower-faced evil star? He Hui: Let’s see if we can kill Xindlanla.
118. Liverpool vs. Hindland: (2) Jiang Zhongde: Bi Zulong said: "I committed a foul?! Are you cheating on me?!" He Hui: I bumped into each other!
119. Liverpool vs. Sinderland: (3) Jiang Zhongde: Almost 44 minutes passed. He Hui: We’ve reached the end again. Jiang Zhongde: The first half was good.
120. Tottenham vs. Leicester: (1) Jiang Zhongde: This shirt (Tottenham’s wave shirt) is so comfortable. When you put it on, it’s tied with a pair of microphones. What’s the point? He Hui: Can you give me some explanation? Jiang Zhongde: This shirt is very similar to yours. What are you talking about? I'll just say it! Are you comfortable? He Hui: Let’s take a look at Les’s offensive first.
121. Tottenham vs. Lester: (2) Jiang Zhongde: Robbie Keney was particularly effective today against his old club. He Hui: But the Er family lives opposite the Xi family. Jiang Zhongde: The Xi family is a small business. When you get into waves, tie your home well.
122. Tottenham vs. Leicester: (3) Jiang Zhongde: Although the shirt (Tottenham’s one) is of good quality, it can’t be pulled so hard! He Hui: This shirt can indeed be pulled horizontally or vertically, and can be stretched up to 50 centimeters. However, I found that it has a weak point, it is difficult to tie it with the striped collar!
123. Tottenham vs. Leeds: (4) He Hui: Leeds players are like hanging down salt water. But the family simply felt like a needle had been poked out, and it didn’t bother them! Forget it if you die! !
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