Why do you want to start with Xiaoming?

Why do I think the joke started with Xiao Ming? Because in the field of cold jokes, the deeds of Xiao Bai and Xiao Ming are widely known. When he was a child, he was a child full of curiosity about himself and the world. He once asked his mother, "Am I a stupid child?" Do I look like a kite? "Mother lovingly replied," silly child, how can you be a silly child? "You are nothing like a kite." So Xiao Ming ran out happily, running and running, and he flew.

Later, Xiaoming went to school. He had a student named Qingcheng at that time. In Xiaoming's autobiographical film Ji You this Winter, we can see Xiaoming flying in the blue sky. Xiao Ming is a student with strong understanding ability, but he cherishes words very much.

Every time the teacher asked him a question, he kept silent until the teacher said, "You squeak, too." Xiao Ming said reluctantly, "squeak" and then Xiao Ming grew up. He is no longer afraid of being called a kite, because every time he leans against the wellhead, someone will say, "Don't throw bricks at it." Xiaoming is very sad. He decided to jump off a building. He jumped from the tenth floor to the ninth floor, from the ninth floor to the eighth floor, from the eighth floor to the seventh floor, from the seventh floor to the sixth floor, from the sixth floor to the fifth floor, from the fifth floor to the fourth floor, from the fourth floor to the third floor, from the third floor to the second floor and from the second floor to the first floor. Then Xiaoming was hungry. He went home for dinner. Xiaoming's death has always been a mystery.

Some people say that he was thrown from 13 floor and died, while others say that he died because he lent a rubber to his deskmate. The most mysterious thing is that Xiao Ming died of three different colors of feathers, although he lived happily ever after. We don't know the decisive relationship, which has attracted the attention of many historians and history lovers. While Xiao Ming is living a happy life, the sphere of influence of the white rabbit is also quietly expanding.

Among all the cold jokes, I like the white rabbit best. Whether it's Penguin Xiaoming or fruits and vegetables, it's easy to feel sad, only the little white rabbit! So the cold joke begins with Xiao Ming.