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2. Seven years after graduation, I finally accepted a big project to build a 30-meter chimney, with a construction period of two months and a cost of 300,000 yuan, but I had to pay for it myself. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. Shit! The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig wells!
3. The monitor asked: Who is the largest officer in our platoon? A: It's a platoon leader. The monitor asked again: Who's under the teacher? The recruit replied: The teacher rode the horse.
Xiao Li in the office said to Xiao Zhang, "I'll tell you good news and bad news, which should I listen to first?" Xiao Zhang: "Bad news." Xiao Li: "The good news I want to say is false."
The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and their nesting ants climbed on the elephant. The elephant shook its body and the ants fell down. At this time, there was another elephant around its neck, and the fallen ant shouted "strangle it".
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