What kind of jokes are appropriate to tell on your birthday?

The boy was having dinner at his aunt's house, and his aunt cooked fish for him to eat. The child said while eating: This fish is so delicious, it would be even better if there were no thorns!

2. 3 women died in a car accident and went to heaven. When they got there, the angel St. Peter said: "In heaven, we have only one rule here - don't step on ducks." After confirming that the three women understood, they entered heaven. Paradise was full of ducks, so many that it was almost impossible not to step on them, and although they tried their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally stepped on one.

At this time, the angel Saint Peter immediately came to her with an extremely ugly man that the woman had never seen in her life, and told her: The punishment for stepping on a duck is to be punished forever. Stay with this ugly man.

The next day, another woman accidentally stepped on a duck. At this time, Saint Peter came to her with another extremely disgusting man, just like the previous woman. Saint Peter chained the second woman to the ugly man he had brought with him.

The third one has discovered this cruel result, and she does not want to be tied to an ugly and disgusting man forever. So she was very, very careful about her steps, and she managed to survive several months without stepping on any ducks.

But one day, Saint Peter came to her with a super handsome man she had never seen before. This man is not only tall and strong but also has beautiful long eyelashes. Saint Peter chained them together and left without saying a word to the woman.

The woman asked the man she was chained with: "I'm wondering why I can be chained with you forever?" The man said: "I don't know what your situation is like. , but I stepped on a duck."

3. A frog called the priest and asked about his fate.

The priest said: "Next year, a young girl will come to know you."

The frog jumped up happily: "Oh, really? It is at the prince's wedding." "?"

The pastor said: "No, it will be in her biology class next year."