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Snow White's English drama seeks to translate the lines of the vicious queen.
New Queen: Mirror, mirror, we ask you, who is the most beautiful woman in the world? New Queen: Why are you chattering? Before, I didn't always answer the criticism directly. I am really the most beautiful woman in the world! Maybe I caught a cold today, my throat is inflamed, and I can't talk? It's boring here, and now you're acting so weird, ... groan! Come on, if you don't say it, you'll be squashed! New Queen: Ng, I didn't crush you. Say it! New Queen: What did you say? Snow white? ! No way! I have never had a time when only beauty can be gorgeous, but now there is such comfort in this dreary palace! Groaning! Snow white? Groaning! Messenger, call the hunter hired by the imperial court to come here at once!
New Queen: Stay, stay, ... I'm not interested in knowing your name as a hunter. Anyway, you have to work for me. New Queen: Go and kill Snow White, I don't want to see her face, and then take her heart and liver back to me as evidence! New Queen: Why? Do you think disobeying the queen's orders can be said like this? New Queen: This is the most beautiful in the world, haha, ... New Queen: Mirror, mirror, we ask you, who is the most beautiful woman in the world? New Queen: (angry) What? ! I thought Snow White was dead! This hunter! Messenger! Summon the hunter I summoned last time! New Queen: It's gone bad. I forgot the hunter's name. Oh, it's not that long! New Queen: Hum, this is probably the least important thing. I have taken care of it myself! New Queen: What's got people in it? New Queen: Hey-hey, this stupid princess. I'm not here to sell, I'm here to recommend some excellent things. I'll regret it if I miss them ... New Queen: The door is not locked, so it's nothing if I knock for a long time, ... your well! Beautiful little girl, everything I have here is specially prepared for you! New Queen: Look at this ribbon. It's not the same ribbon. It's a beautiful ribbon. It will make people super, make you charming, charming and beautiful ... New Queen: Unexpectedly, the key point is that I didn't want to strangle her with a belt ... It doesn't matter if you don't use a ribbon. Look at this. It's not a comb like a comb. It can make your hair elegant. Oh, oh, coy, slip of the tongue, it should be that the dandruff disappeared without a trace, and the elegant hair was more outstanding ... New Queen: Oh, I worked hard to get a harmful comb, and she didn't have to moan, so she was forced to use the last one! It doesn't matter if you don't need a comb. Check this apple, this apple, this apple, ... it, ... makes it sweet ... What is red? . New Queen: Snow White was finally poisoned by my poisonous apple. Haha, now the most beautiful person in the world is me!
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