What are the funny classic jokes?

1. If it rains, God is lovelorn. So much hail is God's constipation?

I didn't expect that the most used equipment in the gym turned out to be a mirror.

Toilet is the backbone of a company, and canteen is the soul of a unit.

Sometimes a vacuum cleaner can't take the place of a broom, for example, my son comes home with eye inflammation.

The furthest distance in the world is that you have something stuck between your teeth, and your tongue knows where it is, but your hand doesn't know where it is. . .

6. When I was a child, I bought instant noodles, crushed them first, then sprinkled the seasoning packets in, shook them hard, and then ate them. I poured the last bit of food into my hand, then turned it upside down with my left and right hands, shaking off the extra seasoning powder, and I felt almost the same. Just keep your mouth shut and lick your paws clean. It is said that this was the' mass eating method' that was all the rage at that time.

7. Go to the bathroom in the bar. The slogan of the toilet is: don't pee, the wife is unfaithful. If the stool is not full, chrysanthemums will become loose.

8. Actually, it's no big deal to get married. Just a man and a woman sleeping on a kang. This must be said, otherwise it won't be a mess, and we will block everyone's mouths with a meal to save everyone from gossiping. This is the simplest marriage statement I have ever heard.

9. Customers often say, "I'll go back and think about it and come back to you when I'm sure." They let me deeply understand a truth: some people turn around for a lifetime. . .

10, a sister told me earnestly, "The goblins kidnapped Tang Priest not for Tang Priest's meat, but to eat the old one!" I feel that the journey to the west is instantly white.

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