Funny messages, couplets, poems related to pigs ... Please.

A little pig is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it maliciously. But the pig said impassioned, what is there to be afraid of dying? When I finish reading this message. Hehe, God didn't give the pig wisdom because he wanted to make the pig happy. So, you must be happy. Fat as a pig, aren't you upset? Being lazy like a pig is a crime? Stupid as a pig, poor? Of course not, you are a pig! Do whatever you want! You fought with a wild boar and got kicked in the head. The wild boar said, grandma! Domestic pigs still want to kill wild boar! It turns out that I really fell in love with you for a long time! But I'm afraid that one day you will leave me. Why can't you cherish this fate after you really choose it? I want to be together forever, but uncle pol.ice said that pigs are not allowed in the city! One day, Bajie asked Tang Priest: Master, is this world really the ugliest for me? The Tang Priest turned pale and said, Ask Sister Guanyin! Bajie came back from Guanyin and asked cheerfully, Hehe, Master, who is # #? Ha ha! It is late at night, and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked, why are you crying? I feel stupid, said the pig. Mother comforted him: don't cry, son, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you! Solve the riddle on the lantern: you stand with the pig. Answer: Like a couple together, it is called very much in love, and a couple together is called eternal knot and concentric, but you are simple, and you are called a pair with a pig. When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will always sigh loudly-pig! You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth! They all say that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message. Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has been correct: A = B, B = C, so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig. New signs of the animal world: ant Q B African elephant, lion selling mala Tang, mouse playing with snake, shark and donkey shopping, pig is even crazier, holding a mobile phone to pretend to be a hooligan. Hey, look at you, sample! I called you a pig the other day, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people, "I'm not a pig." After receiving this message, you are a chubby pig. Delete this message, you are the little black pig in Africa. Reply to this message, you are a Rwandan wild boar, if you don't return, you will be a Ukrainian white pig, and if you put it in storage, you will be an American abnormal pig. Hey, look what you did. Don't be crazy with me, you will die easily and get hurt easily, and no one will hit you. Don't even think about it I will hammer you into a mummy and give you some face. Don't be crazy with me. My eldest brother is Qin Shihuang. Don't pretend to be with me. My background is the CPC Central Committee. I am not afraid that you will not accept it. Bin Laden is my uncle. Bombing first will drive you crazy! Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! ! I know you! ! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig! 20: I miss those days. You wriggled in front of me and walked down the country road with your head down. When the villagers saw you, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: what a good boy, such a small grade came out to release pigs! Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to be by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pigsty! Some people say you are a pig! I seriously criticized him! How is that possible? How can people tell what they look like? Hehe, it's funny. I also know it's collected by Baidu. It's very enjoyable.