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Please don't say any more unnecessary nonsense. ...

There are always people who talk nonsense in life, which makes people anxious, discouraged and distressed. I wonder if you have been exposed to the following scenes?

1

I made a terrible decision. To tell you the truth, I really regret it, but I can't go back when I walk out. Ask friends for good advice,

Someone said, "I told you not to do it, but you just wouldn't listen." At that time, I earnestly advised you ... "

-What's done is done. Some people insist on pulling you to talk about chopping wood from the beginning. Always talk about the past, always say that you shouldn't start, always say that you don't listen. What's the point?

The beauty of summing up the past is that we won't make the same mistake again. What every concrete past should teach us is what to do and what not to do in the future. I admit that I did something wrong in the past, so I want to change, I want to change, I want to turn back, but you take the past for granted. Obviously, what I want is to reverse or slow down this terrible situation!

2

When the project was messed up, the manager scolded him in a mess and his morale was low. Everyone is summing up lessons.

A colleague said: "I actually thought about it at that time, but I didn't say anything when I saw that everyone didn't pay attention."

Everyone is busy with their own lives, but some people love to explain backwards to add luster to themselves. People won't think of you, "Wow, that's amazing! I actually thought of this! " They will only silently send you three words: Monday morning quarterback.

Say it if you want. You didn't say it at that time for various reasons. Now you'd better keep silent in the face of bad established facts. The reality is so difficult, please don't tell me again: I could have won.

three

Remember to take the driver's license test, and studying subject 2 is my most collapsed part. Every time I go back to the warehouse, I cry,

The coach came up angrily. "No, no, no! Everyone else can get in, but you can't! How can you be so stupid! "

So, what did I do wrong?

-Some people are always criticizing people, saying three things back and forth, such as "You are wrong", "What's wrong" and "Too stupid", but they just can't explain why, or say a bunch of unnecessary nonsense first, which makes people less confident, and finally arrive late with some useful information.

Romain rolland said that there is only one kind of heroism in life, and that is to love life after recognizing the truth of life. But there are always some people who try to dilute the essence of my life and break my love for life with his endless nonsense. I didn't even know where I was wrong, so I suffered a pot of cold water. In addition to the chilly feeling, I did something wrong-was scolded-continued to do something wrong-continued to be scolded.

Obviously, you hit the nail on the head and tell me what's wrong and how to change it, so I don't have to be scolded, and you don't have to waste your energy hating iron for failing to produce. Sometimes, we are not stupid just because we don't know.

four

I go to the fruit shop to buy apples.

A boy next to him also picked up some apples, looked at them and asked, "Boss, is your fruit fresh?"

So far, I haven't met a shopkeeper who will admit that his goods are not fresh.

As long as there is an interest relationship, don't simply think that others will react based on objective facts. You have opened your heart to others and chosen to trust them, but they are likely to make a good abacus first and count the gains and losses. Except for relatives and friends, no matter what you say, most people tend to reply with positive information. This is the law of social survival.

Probably want someone's approval, so that you can make a choice. If the fruit is bought back and the family says it is not delicious, you can confidently refute that the store says it is fresh. But why be so stupid? It is better to trust your own eyes and experience than to trust others who don't know the truth.

five

As a girl, on that special day every month, my reaction is very strong, and I feel pain over and over again.

My boyfriend looked at me at a loss and felt that it was not good to sit quietly next to me, so there was nothing to talk about. "Does it hurt?" It hurts. "

Do I look comfortable?

Talking with people is not an easy task. You must first learn to observe and find out what other people's G points were at that time. You are always talking nonsense, just like a fly buzzing in your ear. It will never be a voice that makes people feel full of vitality and vitality in a quiet environment. People will only be disturbed and desperately want to cover their ears.

If you don't know what to say, it seems that others don't want to say it. People want to throw pillows, not talk nonsense. Why not put on some music or watch variety shows together?

six

"What are you eating?" ? "Eat."

"Where are you going?" ? "Didn't you see it walking outside?"

"Why are you listless? What are you thinking? " ? "Needless to say, of course, I am thinking about things."

Some nonsense is that what you say equals nothing, and it can't solve the questioner's doubts. If they are evasive and don't want to talk about it, that's all; What makes people laugh and cry is that I don't think I'm talking nonsense, but I think your question is too funny.

Speak to the point, don't treat other people's problems as word games. Even in a strict sense, some answers can't be judged as "irrelevant answers", but they are the key to being unable to grasp clues and find wrong questions. Therefore, it is not so much that you can't speak as that you can't read minds.

The cleverest thing is to listen to the implication of others, weigh the words and choose the most rational part; Instead of stupidly asking what to answer, it even makes people laugh and be spit out.

seven

One day, my little cousin said to me angrily:

"Chinese exam in the afternoon, Youdao multiple-choice questions don't understand. I just threw a little note to the guy in front. Guess what he wrote: It looks like A, B seems to be right, C makes sense, and D makes sense. Which one do you think?

Do I need to ask him if I know? I'm so angry! "

I smiled and then severely criticized my cousin's cheating behavior.

I think that little classmate didn't mean to say the answer.

But in reality, there are indeed some people who can find a lot of reasons for each item every time they ask him which option is better. More and more confused about other people's decisions, more and more vague about the best plan, etc. Finally, people made up their minds and came to the door. He had to shout, "But this seems good."

In the face of patients with difficulties in choosing similar options, please don't talk so much nonsense, even if you can think of countless gains and losses and do countless calculations and comparisons. Don't hesitate to throw out the only answer that the questioner wants.

eight

My friend gave birth to a big fat boy.

Many people say "it's so cute", "I wish the baby health and happiness" and "I want to be the godmother of the child" ... The weather is quite warm.

Suddenly someone said, "You really look like your husband and wife."

It doesn't matter if you look like your father or mother, and you can't see who you look like, just say something like your parents in general. Really a little careless, it is inevitable that someone will whisper, "Children are not like mom and dad, like Lao Wang next door?"

In fact, speaking is a hard job. If you want to have substance in words and make people happy, you must sincerely feel what you are facing and express your sincere and unique feelings. If you speak like others, you won't make mistakes, but you will become less sincere. Nonsense, that's absent-minded, lack of respect, and you can only end up in an embarrassing situation.

nine

The first time I drove around in a new car, my dad was worried and sat in the co-pilot with the car.

It's terrible. I ran into Ji Hua five minutes before I went out.

My father said, "Didn't you see Ji Hua? Don't you hit the steering wheel to avoid obstacles? "

Dad, I really haven't met Ji Hua ... Do you think I would be willing to scrap my new car?

Some nonsense is because you think others are fools. You always say "can't you see", "can't you do it" and "you can't imagine". Sure! If I saw it, I would do it. I got it. Will I be naive and deliberately hit the gun? Everything happens for a reason. Don't just blame the obvious reasons.

Just like a person with a runny nose doesn't wipe it, it must be because there is no handkerchief, but you wonder why others don't wipe it. It's time to hand over your organization. Nonsense is meaningless not only to dissipate in the air, but also to solve other people's difficulties.

Even a simple "hi" is promoting interpersonal communication, but your nonsense is useless and easy to be spit out. "You can do it." Why bother?

10

Finally, tell me an experience that still reminds me of laughing and crying-

A girl accompanied her friend to have a perm. She looks very handsome.

I probably thought my hair was a little messy, so I asked, "Is there a comb here?"

I saw the master's scissors stop on my head for a long time.

I may also be wondering if there are combs in the barber shop, dishes in the vegetable market, books in the bookstore and pits in the toilet.

Besides, why is there so much nonsense in this world?

Probably too many people take themselves as the starting point to ask and say everything, only remember what they want, and the first reaction completely ignores the environment, people and things they face. So, blurting it out is bullshit. I guess I will blush and be embarrassed afterwards.

When you are alive, what you say is like a costume. If you make people happy, you will certainly get more applause and honor. If you keep talking nonsense, others will treat you as a joke on the stage, but you won't cheer, you will only laugh.

In the final analysis, speaking is "a comprehensive expression of a person's emotional intelligence, knowledge, personality and expressive ability." And these often determine your life orientation.