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Who has a doctor-patient joke?

There is a psychologist who believes in Rogers' maxim very much, that is, a psychologist should never express his views to his patients.

One day, a patient came to consult.

Patient: "I feel very uncomfortable today."

Doctor: "Yes, you feel depressed."

Patient: "I hate everyone and myself."

Doctor: "You don't love anyone."

Patient: "I'm hopeless. I really want to jump out of that window and end it all. "

Doctor: "You want to kill yourself."

Then the patient stood up, rushed to the window and jumped.

The doctor took his time, looked out and said, "Jump!" "