I want to hear an interesting but not vulgar joke.

1, [Guan Yu]: When the enemy attacked at night, Guan Yu got out of bed and rode out to fight. When I came back, I saw Zhang Fei touching his bed and said, "Hello, second brother, this urine is still warm!" " (From then on, Guan Yu was beaten to blush. ) 2. [Cao Cao]: In the morning, I strangled the person who folded it for him with a bedwetting sheet and said, "I would rather let the world bear me than let the world bear me!"

3. Zhuge Liang: In the morning, I saw Zhou Yu standing in front of his bed and watching. I was shocked. I hurried over and fanned a wild fan with a fan. Then I rolled my eyes and smiled: "General Zhou, this is a sketch of a battle. To the north of the Yangtze River is Cao Cao and to the south is Sun Quan."

4. [Liu Bei]: After getting up, I found myself wetting the bed. It happened that people were at the bedside again, busy pulling sheets to cover their faces. Then he cried and said, "The generals work day and night, and they can't bear to be prepared! Wring the sheets dry while crying.

Water margin figure

1, [Zhang Qing in the financial resources]: Say to Sun Erniang, "Wife, where did you get my sheets?" Sun Erniang whispered, "Your sheets are all wet. I'll twist them in the jar!" !

2. [Timely Rain Song Jiang]: Use the collapse tactics, put the peed sheets on yourself, giggle loudly in front of everyone, and make others think they are crazy.

3.[ Walker Song Wu]: Wu Erlang's life is aboveboard. He put the sheets directly on the wall and wrote, "Whoever gets wet on the kang will kill Tiger Song Wu"!

4.[ Flower monk Lu]: When I was taking a nap in the vegetable field, I peed on the kang. In order to take care of my face, I had to make up a lie and tell everyone, "This is not my bird urine, it is the bird on this willow tree!" " Then hang the weeping willow upside down.

Jinyong characters

1, [Dong Fangbubai]: Ren Woxing looked at Dong Fangbubai with a piece of paper and asked, "Why are the words on my sunflower collection blurred?" ?

Dong Fangbubai sighed a track: "* *! I fucking peed again, really disappointing! " In a rage, I left with my sword.

2.[ Ouyang Ke]: I found it chilly under the covers this morning, so I knew I got the kang wet. Seeing Ouyang Feng waiting for him to practice at the bedside, I was embarrassed to get out of bed. I spent half an hour making a plan and shouting, "Uncle, do you think my frog skills are up to standard?" Then I rolled over, landed on all fours and pressed the quilt under me.

3.[ Duan Yu]: In the middle of the night, the kang is like a fountain. Xiao Feng woke up with a start and said, "Brother San, what are you doing"? Duan Yu quickly explained, "Brother, it's okay, I'm practicing Excalibur with Six Veins!

4.[ Ding Chunqiu]: When I got up, I found a group of disciples standing in front of the bed, holding the sheets he peed on last night, beating gongs and drums and shouting, "The stars are old and immortal, with boundless magic, and the level of urine kang is as high as the sun"!

5. [Extinction Teacher]: Threaten first, then seduce. First, I said to Zhou Zhiruo, "Swear to me that you can't tell Zhang Wuji about my drawing maps at night, or the children of the future generation will be slaves and the women of that generation will be prostitutes!"! Then he gave the ring to Zhou Zhiruo, who played hush money.