A funny story with a misspelled homonym.

Here is a complete collection of homophonic jokes 1. One day after class, the teacher hurried into the classroom and said, "Two people, I want class flowers." Everyone thinks it's interesting, especially the boys. They are very excited and active. After some twists and turns, they finally chose two beautiful girls. The teacher waved his hand and said, "Come and move flowers with me to the Academic Affairs Office."

2. One day I asked mm what was the first thing you did after you got married? Mm thought for a moment, first blushed, then a pair of eyes flashed, and said very wisely, "What else can there be if two people talk?" I said, "No, your sister is in a coma. Why don't you call an ambulance? " (Note: In the Northeast dialect, the word is often read three times. Later, I told mm in the south, and she said directly, "Take it to the hospital!" "I am sweating. )