The joke of coaxing his girlfriend to buy an apple accompanied his girlfriend to watch the joke of Apple mobile phone all day.

Humorous joke: When the wife comes home, they cry as soon as they meet: "Husband, I met a thief on the bus. As soon as I passed by, I found that my mobile phone was gone. He got off the bus and wanted to run. I chased out of a stop and caught a sparerib. That boy refused to admit it anyway. " I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find my Nokia. The thief begged me to choose one of his mobile phones. I brought an apple 5 back. Me: "Wife, you forgot to bring your mobile phone when you went out, and your Nokia is on the bed".

Humorous joke: a van is blocked 14 people. Passenger a said: you are overloaded, and many points will be deducted if you are caught! The driver turned around and sneered calmly: Deduct points, you have to have a driver's license! Passenger B asked: Do you dare to drive without a driver's license? The driver said: nothing, wine makes people brave, and I drank a catty of Erguotou at noon. What am I afraid of? Suddenly, the car was quiet. After a while, passenger C said, why don't you take your driver's license? Driver: I'm nearsighted for more than two thousand degrees, and my right leg is still a prosthesis. How to take the exam? The whole car was silent. At this point, passenger Ding shouted sharply: Stop the car! I want to go down! Driver: What did you stop for? The brakes are broken!