Tell a joke about onions.

Potatoes and onions are good friends, but onions always like to make fun of them.

One day, the onion said to the potato, "Small potato, small potato, you are not only local, but also local in name."

The potato got angry and ignored the onion for several days. The onion doesn't know why, and when it sees the potato, it is busy calling: "Little potato! Small potatoes! "

The little potato replied angrily, "My name is not potato, my name is Yang, and my name is potato!" " "

Peel onions

March 4(th), 2005

Daming just got married. One night, my wife was busy cooking dinner in the kitchen. Daming wants to help his wife do some housework for consideration. So he said to his dear wife, honey, what can I do for you?

The wife said, You are all thumbs. Peel the onions if you find something simple.

Daming thinks it's very simple. But soon after peeling, Daming was choked to tears. Thought, x? This is not that simple, and I am too embarrassed to ask my wife's advice, so I have to call my mother for help.

Mom said: this is very tolerant and can be peeled in water.

Daming then completed his wife's task according to his mother's method, and he was very happy.

The next day, Daming called his mother and said, Mom, your method is really good, but it's very good, but the only fly in the ointment is that you have to breathe often and are very tired.