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He Jiong played the role of Sun Wufan in the Tang Dynasty. During the reign of the Tang Dynasty, the country was ruled by the whole world, its national strength was at its peak, and its economic and cultural exchanges with other countries were prosperous. For a time, missions from all countries gathered in Chang 'an, and the grand occasion was unprecedented. The grand occasion of all countries coming to Korea delighted Emperor Taizong. He decided to hold a grand "Wanbang Cuju Conference" and invited envoys from all countries to make friends. The competition was fierce and thrilling, and the projects were brilliant. Among them, the match between Datang Cuju team and South Korea Cuju team has become the focus of public attention. Everyone is expecting the Datang team to break the invincible spell of South Korea. Two famous commentators of Datang People's Broadcasting Station are passionately explaining ... In Longmen Inn, the cleaning staff Furong, the running white sand hall, the kitchen chef Li Shaoshao and the parking lot security guard are all listening to the live broadcast. Known as the "iron hen", the iron shopkeeper forced them to work, and everyone complained. Speaking of this Longmen Inn, it's unusual. Under the management of the iron shopkeeper, its night show has become the first ecstasy place in Chang' an, with wine and music every night, and everyone lingers! As a result, Dajia, as an envoy official and a wealthy businessman from all over the world, was crowded with people. At the moment, in another corner of Chang 'an, another game is going on, that is, the "Tenth Sanctification Conference" that attracts thieves' attention. Sun, who won the first nine realms in a row, was originally a shoo-in lunch, but unexpectedly lost to Baishatang, who had an accident. As a result, at the end of the press conference, Sun not only lost the jade card of "stealing saints" at lunch, but also fell into amnesia because of stimulation. The Wanbang Cuju Conference also ended successfully. At the grand celebration banquet, Emperor Taizong presented a generous gift at the request of the envoys of various countries. However, an emissary from Mount Misrochik in the west broke into the banquet. He was seriously injured and his life was dying. He asked Taizong to pass him the flame that can exorcise evil spirits. The demons released from Pandora's box destroyed their economy, occupied their homes and enslaved their people with greed. Their people heard that the flame came to the Tang Dynasty and sent him back to dispel evil and darkness and save their homeland. Emperor Taizong immediately agreed to his request, but the messenger closed his eyes with relief, leaving only a map of Zhang Xiangxi. The joyful celebration banquet was shrouded in sadness, and Abibi, an African warrior who won the gold medal in long-distance running, volunteered to send the fire to Misrochik Mountain. Taizong personally handed the flame and the map to Abibi. The demon on Misrochik Mountain saw all this in the magic mirror, so he decided to send the terminator-the demon "Gu nao" to stop Abibi. Poor Tang Sanyan and his colleagues are putting up with his boss Liu Yishou's loud scolding. The air churned, and Liu's saliva made everyone fall to the ground and vomit, as if struggling in the stormy waves. After Tang Sansentens played a prank on the boss, it was considered that he had been holding back the evil spirit for many years. After beating up the boss and resigning happily, Tang San was at a loss. On the street, Lu Shusheng, dressed as a "stupid dog" doll, pestered to sell vocational classes. Suddenly, four robbers dressed as "bad dogs" dolls came to rob the bank in Lee Street. Furong caught Pleasant Goat, and when she saw Stupid Dog being promoted, she mistakenly thought it was an accomplice's accidental injury. Fortunately, with Tang San's testimony, Furong became extremely guilty. Knowing that he couldn't find a job, he took to the streets to advertise, and he enthusiastically dragged him to Longmen Inn to find a job. At first, the iron shopkeeper refused Furong's request. When he learned that Lu Shusheng had obtained an MBA after studying in many countries, he immediately changed his attitude and left Lu Shusheng behind. It turned out that the iron shopkeeper was planning to hire him as a bartender, bookkeeping and multilingual translator, and it was a good deal for one person to do the work of several people! As a result, five employees were dismissed by the iron shopkeeper in tears, and before leaving, they denounced Furong and Lu Shusheng as a dog man and a woman. Sister Furong regretted it in her heart, and because Lu Shusheng had no strength to work, she became cold-faced with Lu Shusheng. That night, Longmen Inn held a grand party, and celebrities from all walks of life poured into the inn. The parking lot is full of all kinds of brand-name cars, which makes the well-informed labor security too busy to see. The lobby of the inn is crowded with people, full of smiling and glamorous guests. There are also some frustrated people among them. That night, Longmen Inn held a grand party, and celebrities from all walks of life poured into the inn. The parking lot is full of all kinds of brand-name cars, which makes the well-informed labor security too busy to see. The lobby of the inn is crowded with people, full of smiling and glamorous guests. There are also some frustrated people among them. First of all, Nana plays Pig Bajie, who is the eighth sister. The town performance of Longmen Inn every night is the famous "Dancing in Dunhuang". Under the gorgeous lights, the flying fairies are floating in the air, which is the most fascinating time for everyone. Bajie is also a member of the Flying Dance Company, but she is unknown because she is just a funny clown. She dreams of going on stage and becoming a respected fairy. When she heard that she could become famous by studying at Dunhuang Dance Academy, she was always ready to move, intending to realize her dream of becoming a star. The cynical Tang San's sentence is the second. Without the pressure of fighting with the boss, he became at a loss. Confused, unable to find the direction of life. Master Xuanzang's "Records of the Western Regions of Datang" became his favorite. He worships Xuanzang very much and hopes to follow Xuanzang's path again and practice Xuanzang's spirit, but he is not determined to put it into practice. The third is Sun Lunch, which lost the title of "stealing saints". He found Baishatang, tried to fight Baishatang again, and tried to recapture the thief of saints, but Baishatang refused. Lunch decided to force Baishatang to make a move. As a result, a series of things happened before the prince decorated the white sugar dancing: Sun frequently provoked the white sugar hall at noon, but the result was a confrontation between the two gangs by mistake, and the powder keg was on the verge; Baishatang could not bear to accept the challenge, and the two began to secretly compete; The "ancient brain" who sneaked into the inn was also looking for Abibi to wait for an opportunity to put out the fire; Furong found two goat peeping at the fairy to change clothes, looking for it all over the inn with broomsticks, but mistakenly thought it was Sun's lunch and Baishatang, desperately chasing after it ... The flight show began, so under the peaceful and lively surface, Longmen Inn had several "dark battles" at the same time, which influenced each other, thus causing countless jokes and crises ... At this time, in the workers' room, Tang Sanjian saw Abibi. After talking with impoverished but passionate Abibi, Tang Sanzang suddenly realized that what he lacked was an upward spiritual strength, and Xuanzang, whom he worshipped, was full of this belief, and the fire in his heart was lit. So, he is going to the west with Abibi. The eight sisters behind the stage are in trouble because of the failure of the machinery that controls the fairy's flight. After seeing it, Don Sansentens immediately came to the rescue, but he got himself into trouble and was mechanically ejected into a "trapeze bomb". He walked through the lobby, layers of walls, interrupted Sun's lunch and three sentences of Tang poetry, bumped into Furong, and finally came to the workers' room through the window, hitting the ancient brain that stabbed Abibi. The poisonous dagger stuck in Abibi's ass, overturned the flame at the same time, and caused a fire. The security of Longmen Inn in Sun Xing was caught in a sea of fire, and several dark battles ended immediately. Everyone escaped from the fire ... the lotus that escaped from the fire became shy and gentle, and followed Lu Shusheng everywhere. Lu Shusheng doesn't even have the freedom to give up. It turned out that she thought that when Lu Shusheng saw her county, she must be responsible for her for life! With the help of everyone, the raging fire was finally completely put out, but Longmen Inn, a fairyland where countless people lead a drunken life, has been burned into ruins. Abibi, who was seriously injured, escaped with flames. When he saw that the flame was safe, he finally showed a gratified smile. But kind Li Shaoshao and the old security guard came running, and a bucket of water put out the fire in his hand. Abibi died in despair. I thought my hope had been dashed, but Tang Sansheng found a remnant fire in the ruins and rekindled the flame! It seems that this is a destiny takes a hand opportunity. Don Sansentens vowed to fulfill Abibi's last wish and send the fire to Misrochik Mountain. Bajie was bent on learning dance in Dunhuang and realizing his dream of becoming a star, so he decided to go west with Tang Sanjian. Sun admired Tang Sanjian's determination at lunch, hoping to regain his confidence in the westward journey and joined in. So the three men formed a team and immediately headed west. When the iron shopkeeper saw that Longmen Inn was destroyed, he immediately went to the insurance company. Unexpectedly, the boss of the insurance company is Liu Yishou. He turned out the illegible fine print under the supplementary clause of Article 1800 13 of the insurance contract, and pointed out that the contract stipulated that natural fires would not be compensated! Unless it is proved that it is an unnatural fire, find out who is responsible. Li Shaoshao and the old security guard chased Xu zhēng as Tang Sanzang and begged the iron shopkeeper for a year's wages. Baisha Tang stood up to speak for the iron shopkeeper. Baisha Tang thought that no matter how harsh the iron shopkeeper was before, she was now a helpless woman, and the iron shopkeeper was very moved. When the iron shopkeeper announced that they could only get compensation if they found Tang Sanjian and got fire insurance, everyone had no choice but to promise to catch up with Tang Sanjian. Furong wants to leave the iron shopkeeper and take Lu Shusheng home to meet his parents. The iron shopkeeper took out Furong's "deed of sale" to stop it. It turned out that Furong had caused a great disaster in Longmen Inn for the sake of "walking people". In order to compensate, he had to work for the iron shopkeeper for ten years. Out of indignation, Lv Xiucai took out the deed of Lv Jiazuchuan Inn in exchange for the freedom of Furong. They set off for Lv Jia Hotel together. At present, all the property of the iron shopkeeper is only four gold characters on the "golden signboard" of Longmen Inn. The iron shopkeeper melted them with tears as travelling expenses on the road, and she vowed to rebuild the inn in the future. They decided to start over with the iron shopkeeper and stop raising wages. Lu Shusheng took a shortcut with the iron shopkeeper and came to the desert. Lu Shusheng took a parasol with him to shield Hibiscus from ultraviolet rays. Unexpectedly, a sandstorm hit, and this group of people was divided into three pairs. They were full of twists and turns in the desert, making jokes and arguing, but gradually changed their selfishness in the process of survival and realized the true feelings: Baishatang helped the iron shopkeeper to solve the scorpion poison with his own medical skills and carried the iron shopkeeper out of the desert. They fell in love secretly. Furong saved the scholar who was blown away by the wind with good skill; Bao Baoan and Li Shaoshao forged a brotherly friendship. When they walked out of the desert and met again in a shabby inn, the fire of hope in their hearts was lit. Together, they rebuilt the inn in Qixin, determined to start over here. Iron black Cherrie Ying plays Sister Furong in the Gobi Desert. The heat is unbearable. Several figures emerged from the heat rising from the ground and looked at Tang with a limp. Sun simply pushed Tang Sanzang to his own right away for lunch. So the formation became Sun's lunch, leading the horse with a stick and walking in the front; Tang Sanzang rode in the middle, and Bajie walked last. From a distance, it looks like the Tang Priest and his apprentice. Tang's three sentences went deep into the Gobi desert and finally found a pond in many difficulties. After the joy, Bajie decided to take a bath and get comfortable, but was interrupted by a gerbil coming out of the ground in the bath. Gerbils who are good at digging holes in the sand told Tang Sanjian that they are people who have lived under the sand here for generations, and water is their most precious property. It was not until he saw Bajie "wasting" water that he put down his mind. Sha people are kind. In getting along, they quickly became friends with gerbils and established friendship with sandpeople. When they were all immersed in happiness, they didn't realize that danger was approaching quietly. Two demons sent by the demon king of Milochik Mountain suddenly appeared in the Sha people's inhabited area, and they wanted to put out the flame! In the Tang Dynasty, three people cooperated with gerbils and demons to cover the retreat of the sandman. At the last moment, gerbils opened their ancestors' escape tunnel and escaped with three sentences from the Tang Dynasty. Who knows that the other end of the tunnel is actually an inn rebuilt by the iron shopkeeper! Before everyone could catch up, the two monsters had already caught up. So, everyone Qi Xin joined forces against the three monsters. But after some hard work, everyone still couldn't cope, and fell behind, and the flame and the inn were in danger. The lost lotus and Lu Shusheng appeared at this time, which turned out to be the property of Lu Jiazu! Lu Shusheng is proud of his ancestral business, but the monster is destroying the inn. In a rage, Furong shouted not to destroy "my home" and even killed a monster with a trick of "the sun and the moon shine together". Everyone rejoiced and hoped Sister Furong would eradicate the monster, but she still couldn't control her internal force, and she couldn't do it. The two monsters approached the crowd again. Li Shaoshao's nervousness gave off an unpleasant smell, which made everyone smoke badly. Tang came up with a trick and immediately called everyone to decorate ... I saw Sister Furong connected with Li Shaoshao's four palms and passed on abundant internal force to Li Shaoshao. Lu Shusheng, while analyzing the main components of fart, fed different foods to Li Shaoshao's mouth in different categories to increase the gas of combustion-supporting and expand its power. Li Shaoshao's stomach began to swell; Baishatang acupuncture made him unable to exhaust, and Li Shaoshao's stomach became more and more bulging and floated in the air; The old security guard is busy with Li Aiming's less ass staring at two monsters; Gerbils dug two traps. At lunch, Sun lured two monsters into a trap with lightness skill. Gerbils hugged the legs of two monsters under the trap, making them temporarily unable to move. Lu Shusheng and the old security guard finally took a fancy to it. Tang Sansheng raised the flame glass lamp to the rear of Li Shaoshao's hip, and Baishatang untied Li Shaoshao's acupoint. The gas in Li Shaoshao's stomach instantly spurted out of the body and entered the flame glass lamp, forming a flame and heading straight for the two monsters. These two monsters were frightened ... overlooking the Tongku Inn in the night, it was very quiet. Suddenly a red dot flashed, and then a huge mushroom cloud fireball rose ... after a few days, everyone felt that it could not be called Tongku Inn. Since it's the same pain, let's change it to Le Tong Inn. So I hung up a simple handwritten signboard "Jinqu Inn". Li Shaoshao is puzzled. The original signboard of Longmen Inn was made of pure gold, and the kitchen alone was bigger than this inn, so it was not called gold. Why is it called "golden suit" here? Everyone told him that Longmen Inn, although it doesn't have big characters of pure gold, is no longer a simple worship of gold. It is everyone's spiritual home, which is more important than gold, and it is a real "gold (fine) outfit"! Sun's memory of lunch was restored, but he no longer cared about stealing the name of the saint, so he untied the knot with Baishatang. Friends with a fire in their hearts should go their separate ways to realize their wishes. They said goodbye at the gate of the inn: gerbils will return to their homes and continue to guard the spring of life; Bajie will go to Dunhuang Dance Academy to realize her stage dream. Don Sansentes wants to fulfill his promise and send the flame to the west, because many people are waiting for the rescue of the flame, because the world will be stable only if the demons are eliminated; At lunch, Sun decided to follow Tang Sanjian to do the first meaningful thing in his life. Tie shopkeeper and Baishatang want to run the inn well, but Furong and Lv Shusheng decide to stay in their ancestral business and start their own new life. At the fork in the road, before breaking up, Bajie and Tang Sanzang were destined to meet again ... Tang Sansens and Sun finally lit a flame on Misrochik Mountain to prepare lunch, and the light of the flame immediately dispersed the layers of dark clouds in the air, and all the Warcraft had nowhere to hide and disappeared. After completing his mission, Sun decided to stay in Miluoqi Mountain for lunch and guard the flame, while Tang Sanjian decided to take the road of Xuanzang alone according to the records in "Records of the Western Regions of Datang" to fulfill his long-cherished wish.
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