Are there any funny jokes or stories?

When I was a child, there were several big cocks at home ... They were so big that the hair on their necks stood on end when they fought, and they pecked at everyone, which was particularly fierce.

That day, I played with my parents for half an hour while they were not at home. I am armed to the teeth and carry a stick. I was pecked and they were beaten.

Their mouths are too sharp, and their clothes are all on me. I cried while playing, and I hated them to death ... if my father didn't treat them as treasures, I really wanted to burn the chicken nest with a torch.

I took out my pocket money under the crack of the stone and went to the health clinic to buy a lot of Fifth Master's laxatives. I told him that my dad was constipated these two days, and my fifth master gave it to me without asking anything else. In the past, that laxative was full of energy. ...

When I got home, Wuye gave me a prescription for three days. It's that dry medicine. I looked around and found a garlic can at home. I mashed the dried medicine in a bowl and washed it with water. I was afraid that the chicken would not drink, so I put a lot of sugar in it. ...

Looking at the yellow liquid, I secretly sneer, asking you to peck at me and pull you to death. I went to the yard with a bowl, and the chicken came at me again. I held them in one hand and scolded them in the other: "Shit, I'll give you water when you're tired and peck at me. It's heartless."

When I reached the pool, I quickly poured the water from the sewer into it. At this time, Hui Hui, the goddess of my childhood, showed her head at the door and called me "Dawn, Dawn, Go, Play". ...

To say that at that time, she was simply the sun in my heart, and her words made me stunned. I threw down the bowl, big nose cock, hurriedly took her hand. The two of them went to her house to play together.

Good times are always short. When I came home at lunchtime, my mother came up and said, "Where are you crazy again? Help me do some work quickly, wash vegetables and pound garlic, and your father and some friends will go home for dinner later. " I replied, after washing the vegetables, I pounded the garlic in the jar and thought about the laughter with mr.zhou. ...

As a result, the garlic changed color when it was poured out. It suddenly occurred to me that there are still many residues of diarrhea medicine in this garlic jar. I want to pour it out, but I am afraid of being scolded. I simply added some soy sauce to it. Well, the color is darker this time, so it should be no problem.

During the dinner, dad and his four brothers pushed a cup for a change, which was fun. There is nothing in the garlic juice. When the two brothers were full, the old man waved his hand and said, "Let's take a bath."

There used to be a big boiler outside the bathhouse and a bath inside the door. Women wash from six to ten in the morning and men from one to five in the afternoon. A few people undressed and undressed and got drunk. The water in the pool was steaming, and my father and I sat in it, blushing and having a good time.

After I tried the water, it was too hot to go down, so I squatted by the pool. My father chatted with my brothers without saying a word. Suddenly my father frowned and his eyes suddenly opened. Then I watched my dad's ass soak in the water, and a yellow water column "whew" came out.

I looked at my dad strangely, and my dad had diarrhea in the pool. My dad looked at me, bit his lip and shook his head gently.

Then he looked around and found you all unconscious in the water. His hands cling to the pool, his body stretched straight, trying to stand up slowly and want to come out. My uncle heard the sound of water. He opened his eyes in confusion, looked at my dad and pouted and said to my dad, "Why are you going?" Bubble. "My dad was silent, and the result was just coming out. * *, my dad jumped up again, and with a "whew", a string of yellow liquid gushed out.

My third uncle was shot in the head by a bullet, and he was shocked at that time. He wiped his face, almost out of breath at that time, growled, "* *, fuck, what are you doing? What the fuck did you spit out? "

My dad screamed "I can't do it, I can't do it" and jumped out of the pool. My father fell to the ground because he slipped barefoot. Regardless of the pain, he covered his ass with his hands.

That won't work at all. The neck is sprayed in all directions from his five points, which is very energetic.

At this time, the pool broke out again, and my uncle couldn't stand it. He plunged into the pool, which turned yellow, and the remaining three uncles and brothers-in-law jumped out at once.

I sat by the pool and watched with trepidation. My uncle stood up and ran out of the pool while smelling incense, and his face was green. When his uncle and brother-in-law came out, they looked at each other Don't overdo it, just listen to two "snow, snow, whew ~ ~". The two brothers also began to spray.

The bathhouse was bombed, and the four brothers were lying, standing, running and jumping, all in pain. At that time, they kept "howling". Huang Xiang is everywhere on the wall, underground, by the pool and on the door. It's really a "fly".

The mess inside finally surprised the outside, and the grandfather who saw the bathhouse thought it was a fight inside. He looked stunned when he opened the door. ...

If my dad is a real man, he is too energetic. He shouted on the ground, "* * * get out of the way". Then, in uncle's frightened eyes, my dad sprayed Xiang directly on the three-meter-high ceiling. Grandpa slammed the door and almost cried outside. I can feel how shocked my father was just now. Grandpa shivered and said, "Guys inside, I *, is this a game?"

That day has gone down in history. In our village, headlines and remarks after meals. The four brothers let Huang Xiang fly in the bathhouse for a while. After that, various versions emerged one after another, and all kinds of words were available. It is also said that my father and others are practicing an "evil skill" in the bathhouse.

Many years later, I will never forget the scene when they collapsed in the bathhouse …

When someone helped my dad, my dad said weakly, "* * * touch me, I'll pull." ...

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Actually, I'm not wrong. The problem is that Wu Ye gave me too much medicine. The so-called causal cycle, don't be cold when reporting. Three days later, I fell into the French Open. At that time, my father went to school that day and asked me for sick leave for half a year.