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Please invite Yun-peng Yue and Sun Yue to cross talk "Fenhe Bay Lines"
Sun Yue: Beijing Railway Station, let me give you some oral English.
Yun-peng Yue: Stationmaster.
Sun Yue: Thief.
Yun-peng Yue: Who is the thief?
Sun Yue: Or the stationmaster?
Yun-peng Yue: Who is the thief?
Sun Yue: I know what you do.
Yun-peng Yue: Do I have eyes as sharp as a thief? Really?
Sun Yue: Yes.
Yun-peng Yue: Don't talk nonsense.
Sun Yue: So what do you do?
Yun-peng Yue: Actor.
Sun Yue: What?
Yun-peng Yue: Actor.
Sun Yue: I don't think you look like an actor.
Yun-peng Yue: What do I look like?
Sun Yue: Chicken.
Yun-peng Yue: What is a chicken?
Sun Yue: What is a player?
Yun-peng Yue: A singer.
Sun Yue: Oh, and a singer.
Yun-peng Yue: Opera and music worker.
Sun Yue: Opera worker.
Yun-peng Yue: That's right.
Sun Yue: Are you an opera actor?
Yun-peng Yue: No, I'm flattered.
Sun Yue: Why?
Yun-peng Yue: The word actor is too sacred.
Sun Yue: Really?
Yun-peng Yue: Great. I don't deserve this word.
Sun Yue: Is the actor unworthy?
Yun-peng Yue: That's right.
Sun Yue: And you are?
Yun-peng Yue: Master.
Sun Yue: What a shame. What are you doing? You wait, you wait. Go to hell, you Don't push me around I'm from China Network. I am in a hurry. No, what are you playing?
Yun-peng Yue: Hebei Bangzi.
Sun Yue: Hebei Bangzi.
Yun-peng Yue: Hebei Bangzi.
Sun Yue: You sing Hebei Bangzi?
Yun-peng Yue: That's right. Old artist.
Sun Yue: No, wait. Old artist?
Yun-peng Yue: That's right.
Sun Yue: You? How old are you?
Yun-peng Yue: 84 years old.
Sun Yue: You? 84? How did you get through the first level?
Yun-peng Yue: Strong crossbow.
Sun Yue: Strong crossbow?
Yun-peng Yue: Strong crossbow.
Sun Yue: It still works. It went up in smoke.
Yun-peng Yue: It's very gentle of you to look at me like that.
Sun Yue: Not exactly. Too tender.
Yun-peng Yue: 84 years old.
Sun Yue: You take good care of it.
Yun-peng Yue: Hebei Bangzi.
Sun Yue: Really?
Yun-peng Yue: I'm in Shandong, Shandong Troupe.
Sun Yue: Wait a minute. You sang Hebei Bangzi, and you have been to Shandong? Is anyone listening to that place?
Yun-peng Yue: Someone is listening. Our troupe is very big.
Sun Yue: Really?
Yun-peng Yue: Hebei Bangzi Henan Opera Troupe. I am the protagonist. Transferred from www.pangdan.com/yueyunpeng/. Yun-peng Yue crosstalk
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