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Please invite Yun-peng Yue and Sun Yue to cross talk "Fenhe Bay Lines"

Yun-peng Yue Sun Yue crosstalk "Fenhe Bay" script.

Sun Yue: Beijing Railway Station, let me give you some oral English.

Yun-peng Yue: Stationmaster.

Sun Yue: Thief.

Yun-peng Yue: Who is the thief?

Sun Yue: Or the stationmaster?

Yun-peng Yue: Who is the thief?

Sun Yue: I know what you do.

Yun-peng Yue: Do I have eyes as sharp as a thief? Really?

Sun Yue: Yes.

Yun-peng Yue: Don't talk nonsense.

Sun Yue: So what do you do?

Yun-peng Yue: Actor.

Sun Yue: What?

Yun-peng Yue: Actor.

Sun Yue: I don't think you look like an actor.

Yun-peng Yue: What do I look like?

Sun Yue: Chicken.

Yun-peng Yue: What is a chicken?

Sun Yue: What is a player?

Yun-peng Yue: A singer.

Sun Yue: Oh, and a singer.

Yun-peng Yue: Opera and music worker.

Sun Yue: Opera worker.

Yun-peng Yue: That's right.

Sun Yue: Are you an opera actor?

Yun-peng Yue: No, I'm flattered.

Sun Yue: Why?

Yun-peng Yue: The word actor is too sacred.

Sun Yue: Really?

Yun-peng Yue: Great. I don't deserve this word.

Sun Yue: Is the actor unworthy?

Yun-peng Yue: That's right.

Sun Yue: And you are?

Yun-peng Yue: Master.

Sun Yue: What a shame. What are you doing? You wait, you wait. Go to hell, you Don't push me around I'm from China Network. I am in a hurry. No, what are you playing?

Yun-peng Yue: Hebei Bangzi.

Sun Yue: Hebei Bangzi.

Yun-peng Yue: Hebei Bangzi.

Sun Yue: You sing Hebei Bangzi?

Yun-peng Yue: That's right. Old artist.

Sun Yue: No, wait. Old artist?

Yun-peng Yue: That's right.

Sun Yue: You? How old are you?

Yun-peng Yue: 84 years old.

Sun Yue: You? 84? How did you get through the first level?

Yun-peng Yue: Strong crossbow.

Sun Yue: Strong crossbow?

Yun-peng Yue: Strong crossbow.

Sun Yue: It still works. It went up in smoke.

Yun-peng Yue: It's very gentle of you to look at me like that.

Sun Yue: Not exactly. Too tender.

Yun-peng Yue: 84 years old.

Sun Yue: You take good care of it.

Yun-peng Yue: Hebei Bangzi.

Sun Yue: Really?

Yun-peng Yue: I'm in Shandong, Shandong Troupe.

Sun Yue: Wait a minute. You sang Hebei Bangzi, and you have been to Shandong? Is anyone listening to that place?

Yun-peng Yue: Someone is listening. Our troupe is very big.

Sun Yue: Really?

Yun-peng Yue: Hebei Bangzi Henan Opera Troupe. I am the protagonist. Transferred from www.pangdan.com/yueyunpeng/. Yun-peng Yue crosstalk