Please recommend a joke that once made you laugh.

1. My cousin once took him as a guest when he was very young. When he saw a little girl at the next table, he stepped forward to strike up a conversation. The little girl ignored him and sang, "My sister is in the boat and my brother walks ashore." A table is almost full of people.

My colleague will go to kidney calculi and rest at home. His little nephew asked kidney calculi what it was, and he said that a stone came out when he peed. His little nephew was very worried and said, Uncle, when you pee, you must spread your feet apart, and be careful not to hit your feet!

My friend's son, three years old, once went to her house with a group of friends. A girl is sitting on the sofa in shorts. He went over and sat next to her. He put his hand on his aunt's leg and said, I like women's big white legs. It's cold ~ ~ ~

4. One day, I saw a pair of twins, so cute, but I couldn't tell the size. So I asked: who is older and who is younger? The girl said mysteriously: guess who is our brother and sister ~! !

A child who likes small classes very much has been teasing him and asking him: What's his mother's name? She finally spit out the name.

"So, what's dad's name? I saw him in high spirits and said two words unequivocally: husband

6. Once my nephew went to a restaurant for dinner, the waiter saw that he was cute and joked, "Little brother, when you grow up, shall I marry you?" Who knows that boy said solemnly: "No, your boyfriend is going to be jealous, be afraid!" " Alas! ! ! I was only three and a half years old.

7. One day, my daughter, who was less than four years old, suddenly said when she was playing by herself: I am a beautiful woman. . . Everyone around you is laughing.

When my cousin was six years old, she ate ice cream as soon as summer came. On a rainy day, the temperature was lower than usual. She ate four ice creams and wanted more. Aunt said: Wait until it's hot, okay? Cousin nodded and said yes. 10 minutes later, I ran over and said it was very hot. When I saw it, I was really sweating. I asked why, and my cousin said that I mopped the floor.

9. My little nephew is 4 years old. I often say "eng" when my little nephew can't hear clearly and always says "eng". As a result, one day when I was watching TV, my little nephew was lying on the sofa muttering to me, and I "eng". He said angrily, "Inge, you are a big man." Then I laughed so hard that all the adults in my family laughed so hard that they even said I deserved it. . .

10, take friends' children out to play. The little boy is only 3 years old. On the way, he insisted that I buy two cups of He Luxue. I thought he would eat one and I would eat the other. Unexpectedly, he got the snow in He Lu and ran to the front to give it to a little girl in front. He came back and told me that the little girl was dizzy with beauty.

1 1. My colleague's daughter is less than three years old.

One day, my colleague woke up from a nap and found that all the children around him were gone. As soon as he turned around, he saw the little thing sitting in front of the dresser, wiping his face with cosmetics, turning a red lip and laughing through his mother's teeth and saying, "Do you think I'm as white as milk?"

12. My little nephew liked to sleep when he was a child. He slept until the sun found his face. Poor shout: Turn off the lights! Turn off the lights! After telling him it was the sun, he shouted impatiently: Turn off the sun!

13. One of her colleagues has a 6-year-old daughter who started to change her teeth. Her mother took her back to work after her tooth was pulled out. My mother asked her, "Does your tooth still hurt?" The little girl's answer made everyone around her laugh: "Oh, I left my tooth in the hospital. I don't know if it hurts! "

14, my little niece is 4 years old now, and there are many interesting things. . Her grandmother taught her a toast all afternoon at the Chinese New Year family reunion. In the evening, on the wine table, the little nephew raised his glass and began: "Well, I wish my grandparents first, well, well." . Drink it ~ ~ "

She fell down on the spot, and she forgot all about it:) Later, her grandmother said, as she said, what happened to her health and how was her work? Now she is excited, one by one, and turns around. That's not enough. She said, let's wish it again:)

15, I went out to school, went back once a semester, and went to my sister's house for the first time after I went back. My little niece just took a nap and didn't say anything when she saw me. The whole family said, "Uncle is closest to you. Please call him uncle." The little guy pretended not to hear, but didn't scream. .

So I discussed with them and pretended to ignore her. Everyone was chatting and no one asked her. After a while, the little guy came and pulled my clothes and said, "Uncle," I pretended to be angry. "You didn't call me just now, it's late now!"

She looked aggrieved and said, "Uncle, I didn't wake up just now and didn't recognize you ..."

I fainted on the spot ~ ~

16, my colleague has a daughter, 5 years old. There were many tourists during the Spring Festival last year. Colleagues are busy, so his wife brought a group and left her daughter at a relative's house. One day when we called, he asked her: Do you miss your father? His daughter said, I am watching TV. Don't bother. I will come back to see you when I am free.

I sprayed coke on the phone.

17, when my sister was a child. When she was a child, she always crawled around when she couldn't walk. Once she got up and gave herself a big P and looked back curiously. After searching for a long time, she burst into tears, and her mother coaxed her for a long time before turning off the fire.

18, once, a male colleague was drinking and eating in a roadside restaurant. He saw a cute little girl in her early 3 years old, so he went up to tease her: "Little sister, how about playing with you?" The little girl glanced at him and said, "No, my mother said little girls should play with little girls." My colleague never gave up and said, "I am a girl, too. Please play with me. " Take off your pants and let me see! " =_=#

19, ppmm, 2 years old. One day, I called her mother and the little guy answered the phone. Out of courtesy, I also want to say hello to her.

"Honey, where's mom?"

"I went to Huaguoshan!"

"..." "Honey, what are you doing?"

"Aunt, you are so funny ~ I'm not calling you ~ ~! ! ! "

Alas, I feel so annoyed at being so old. Failure.

My daughter is two years older than my cousin. The daughter said to her cousin, "Little cousin, come and hug my sister." . Cold ~ ~ ~ ~

2 1. When the baby was over 2 years old, one day her husband came home from work and said to him, Look, Dad works hard every day to support you. Will you support your father when you grow up? My baby said, "Where do you itch?" I'll shave you. I feel dizzy when I hear it.

22. My family used to have a puppy. I haven't seen it because I am studying outside. I've been dying to see it. But then my 6-year-old brother called me and told me that it had run away. I asked him why, and he said innocently, "I didn't bite you when you came back." I show it your photos every day, and then it is scared away. I don't know what happened! " 、

23. When my daughter was 3 years old, she was playing in the yard that summer. Suddenly, she saw two flies planted on the ground together. She heard her daughter cry, "Look, the flies are quarreling with each other!" " !