How about some jokes about Journey to the West?

Bajie's avatar shows that it has been cancelled, and I just froze. Just a few minutes of online experience brought a name that took a long time to forget-Bajie.

Pig said to himself, "The moon comes first near the water tower, and the jade rabbit is by Chang 'e's side all day. Alas! "Don't worry," said Wukong, "rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. "

Friar Sand's Personal Diary

March 28

The farther west we go, the fewer people there are. It has been several days since I became a decent vegetarian. Today, Big Brother only brought back half a bottle of soy sauce.

The master took the soy sauce, sighed and nagged, "I'm not afraid to drink soy sauce." I am born white and beautiful, and there is no big pigment accumulation on my face. "

Obstruct . . I'm afraid Jason Wu's face is so dark. If I drink soy sauce again, I'm afraid I won't see him during the day! "

Shit, this old bald donkey! Make fun of me again and eat shit, him! It is said that eating his meat can make you live forever, so I will give him to you tonight.

Cook it and give everyone a toothache! At least second brother won't object.

May 5(th)

God, it's getting hotter. Everyone is still wearing robes, especially the big brother. His Mao Mao is all over his body, which makes people feel sick! The host called me.

Change clothes for everyone and make them cooler.

So, I changed the master's cassock into a beach suit; Replaced the tiger skin skirt of the master elder brother with the popular Korean navel dress this summer; Change my coat for my second brother.

Turned into a sling.

Therefore, everyone is silent when walking on the road. . . . . .

May 8(th)

It's raining today, so everyone takes shelter in the pavilion. Second brother suggested playing cards, and we fought with the landlord.

Alas! Landlord fighting eldest brother is the most shameless. He looked at everyone's cards with his eyes and soon won us 20 taels of silver.

We asked him to buy us beer. . Nothing! He loves to save private money, saying that he will save one point and two points until he gets married. Why didn't he die?

Master is the worst, even losing his underwear! The second brother lent one of his own to the master, and the master put on underwear like wearing a pair of knickerbockers!