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Dark skin. How to say humorously?

This situation is stated as follows:

1. My skin is black enough to be a street lamp at night.

2. My skin is dark enough to be used as a solar panel to generate electricity in summer.

My skin is black enough to be used as a sunshade on the beach, so I don't have to worry about tanning.